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[ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ] [ STAND-BYE ] Possibly dropping Adrian Bater was supposed to stay a virgin forever.. After activating the ridiculous “Gooner System,” Adrian suddenly gains access to powerful mana bonds that grow stronger through intimacy, attraction, and emotional connection. What starts as the world’s dumbest fantasy quickly turns deadly when monsters, dungeons, and ancient races begin reacting to the strange power growing inside him. Now Adrian is stuck surviving a world filled with dangerous women, unstable mana, dragon princesses, demonic powers, and a system that keeps giving him increasingly unhinged quests. The worst part? Every new bond makes him stronger… but also less stable. Unfortunately for him, the system seems to think building a harem is the key to saving the world. Vending machine rules: 25 Gold Tickets = 2 extra chapters 100 Power Stones = 1 extra chapter Magic Castle gift: I’ll make a side character for you. +2 extra chapters.

Oh no! Due to a strange accident, I've suddenly transformed into a girl! As if finding a way to return to boy wasn't challenging enough, now I'm being pursued by both the school's 'Princess' - two popular girls who have taken a romantic interest in me. What a mess this has become!!!

So, picture this: You’re Arthur, just your average corporate drone, probably halfway through a spreadsheet when—bam—you wake up in a world that definitely isn’t Earth. The catch? You’re a werewolf. But not the cool, alpha-leader-of-the-pack kind. You’re the bottom-of-the-barrel, "gets bullied by goblins" kind. Plus, Arthur has some pretty major trust issues, so the whole "power of friendship" thing? Yeah, that’s off the table. He’s a lone wolf whether he likes it or not. But here’s where it gets interesting. Instead of some cheat-code "System," Arthur’s got something better: Earth-tier scientific logic and—I’m not even kidding—legit dating game. He starts winning over (and leveling up through) a total roster of mythical babes: succubi, elves, valkyries, witches... you name it. He grinds his way from a weakling to a literal god, eventually makes it back home, and decides to just... take over Earth while he's at it. He’s the undisputed King of the World. Life is great, right? Well, except for one tiny, awkward detail: His wife. Yeah, the one he left behind on Earth. How exactly do you explain your new "God-King of a Harem" status to your Day One? What’s inside? Zero to Hero: No cheap "Level Up" screens. This is a pure, gritty grind from mortal to deity. The Ultimate Roster: We’re talking a massive harem—succubi, elves, valkyries, witches... and yeah, they’re all "well-endowed," if you catch my drift. World Domination: He doesn't just save the world; he owns it. The Long Game: An epic, near-endless cultivation journey.

In a world where legends lived and gods walked, two entities stood above all: Phoebus, The Necrophile Lord and Hardy, The Corny Supreme. They were beings of immense power, revered and feared in equal measure. Born from the essence of creation continent itself, they had shaped the world with their hands, their wills carving mountains and filling seas. But now, they faced each other in a confrontation that would decide the fate of everything they had built. Phoebus, with hair of golden light and eyes that shone like the sun, stood firm, his spear shimmering with ethereal fire. Across from him, Hardy, dark as the void with eyes like the deepest night, wielded a spear that crackled with dark energy. They had come to this desolate plain, the last unbroken part of their continent, to settle a grudge that had festered for millennia. As they stood, a few hundred paces apart, the air between them was tense, vibrating with the raw power they emanated. Lightning flashed across the sky, and the ground trembled beneath their feet. Hardy's voice, deep and resonant, broke the silence. "Necro," he growled, "it has come to this, as we always knew it would." Phoebus nodded solemnly, his eyes never leaving Hardy's. "Indeed, Corn. The balance we once held is shattered. This must end." Without another word, they charged. Their spears clashed with a sound that shattered mountains. Each strike was a force of nature, each parry a defiance of fate. They moved with blinding speed, their forms blurring as they struck and counter-struck. The ground split open, molten lava spilling forth as the land itself could not withstand their fury. Phoebus twirled his spear, its tip leaving trails of fire in the air. He thrust forward, aiming for Hardy's heart, but Hardy sidestepped with inhuman agility, his own spear lashing out to cut a deep gash in Phoebus's side. The golden blood that flowed from the wound turned to steam as it touched the air. With a roar, Phoebus swung his spear in a wide arc, unleashing a wave of searing light. The blast incinerated everything in its path, leaving a charred, smoking crater. Hardy barely managed to deflect the worst of the attack with his own spear, the dark energy crackling around him forming a protective barrier. Hardy retaliated by plunging his spear into the ground. Shadows erupted from the point of impact, spreading like a plague. Trees withered and died instantly, the earth itself seemed to rot and decay. Phoebus leaped back, but not before the creeping darkness reached his legs, causing them to tremble and weaken. "You've grown weaker, old friend," Hardy taunted, his voice echoing with dark mirth. "And you have grown more cruel," Phoebus retorted, summoning his strength to counterattack. He thrust his spear skyward, and a column of pure light descended from the heavens, engulfing Hardy. The light seared through the shadows, burning away the darkness. The force of their attacks was not limited to their immediate surroundings. Waves of destruction radiated outward, leveling forests, evaporating lakes, and turning mountains into rubble. The very air grew thin, unable to sustain life in the face of such overwhelming power. The sky darkened as ash and debris were thrown into the atmosphere, blocking out the sun. For hours they fought, neither giving ground. Their movements were a deadly dance, a ballet of destruction. Every swing of their spears tore the sky apart, and every clash sent shockwaves that leveled everything in their path. The seas boiled, and the land itself cracked and crumbled. Phoebus, summoning the last of his strength, launched himself at Hardy with a ferocious cry. His spear, glowing with the intensity of a thousand suns, aimed straight for Hardy's heart. Hardy, his eyes burning with unyielding determination, met him head-on. His spear, cloaked in shadows that seemed to devour the light, struck toward Phoebus's heart with equal force. The moment their spears pierced each ot

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A poor orphan with no b*tches awakens psychic powers with his main ability being duplication and he generates all the money he could ever need and becomes a rizz god while doing whatever he wants. (Based on real life events) Join as he dominates the new future!

Before Feng Yi ascended the throne, no one wanted to marry this prince who lacked presence and was out of favor. After his ascension, the harem was filled with the daughters of high-ranking court officials. They were an eyesore to look at and vexing to deal with. He felt that even favoring them would defile his own dragon body. He decided to choose a woman with a fiery, arrogant, domineering, and jealous nature to enter the palace, to cast all this "trash" into the Cold Palace on his behalf. Song Yunzhao had transmigrated to ancient times for fourteen years, all the while laying low and just trying to get by. She was just waiting for the plot to begin, then she would transform into a villainess—arrogant, domineering, fiery, and jealous—so that she would be rejected from the selection and could then choose a husband to live a carefree and happy life with. Later, Song Yunzhao watched as His Majesty smiled at her with immense indulgence and said, "Zhaozhao, come here." Song Yunzhao immediately felt that something was terribly wrong, a chill running up from the soles of her feet. The damned Emperor wore a gentle expression, but his eyes were as cold as ice; he clearly wanted to use her as his blade!

In her past life, Tang Mo accidentally lost her own Space Jade Pendant when the apocalypse began, losing her biggest golden finger. Afterwards, her superpower training went awry, she lost her loved ones, suffered from ostracization, and utterly ruined the good hand she was dealt, ultimately dying at the mouths of mutant beasts. Opening her eyes again, Tang Mo was reborn one week before the start of the apocalypse. None of the tragedies has happened yet! How will she seize the opportunity and walk her own path to becoming a powerful figure in the apocalypse?

After accidentally falling off a cliff, Faye Yardley finds herself transmigrated into a male-oriented sea survival novel she had read. Not wanting to become the cannon fodder character who shares her name, and determined to ensure her brother survives, she resolves to clear this sea survival game and leave the game world alive.

Married to Mason Crawford for two years, Summer Thorne became the city's notorious jinx. As the legitimate Mrs. Crawford, she could only watch helplessly as her own family went bankrupt and her father was convicted, with no one willing to lend a hand. Mason Crawford looked at her coldly: "Summer Thorne, do you think anyone in Valois would dare to help you if I didn't give the word?" Everyone watched her hit dead ends everywhere, bruised and battered, standing by with cold indifference. Until that snowy night in the deep mountains, she was tricked by others and left to walk alone in the snow, when a man on horseback galloped over, pulled her onto his steed, and wrapped her in his embrace. * The first time they met, she lit a cigarette for him; The next time they met, he said, "Miss Thorne, how much are you planning to spend to buy me?" Timothy York, a gentleman from a prestigious family—upright, dignified, aloof, and noble, a man who had never made a single misstep, praised by everyone in Valois. Yet, on that one day, Summer Thorne was photographed leaving Timothy York's residence early in the morning. The entire city was in an uproar. The most unattainable flower of Valois had actually stolen another man's wife! * Everyone said Summer Thorne was a master of seduction, but they received Timothy York's four-word reply— "I initiated it." The wind rose in Sombren Forest, and snow fell into his arms. From the very beginning, it was he who initiated it.