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After time-traveling, Zhong Wen was rescued by a little girl and brought to the Drifting Petal Palace, which consisted only of female disciples. In this world, the most top-tier martial arts, spiritual techniques, and knowledge all originated from ancient times. As a result, studying the incomprehensible ancient script became the trend of the era, a symbol of social status. During an unexpected turn of events, he opened a book inscribed with ancient divine text and was astonished to discover...

Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion. Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.” Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens. My name’s Ren. And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.” (Yeah. That’s literally what it said.) My peaceful new life? Over. Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls: A sword-swinging elf. A fire mage with zero personal boundaries. A strict class rep who faints if I so much as look at her. And a witch who cursed the bathroom mirror to spy on me. They’re beautiful. They’re powerful. They’re dangerously obsessed. And if I mess this up, someone’s going to get hurt—maybe me. Reject them too late? Game over. Fall for one of them? Even worse. This isn’t a dating sim. It’s survival of the cutest. Welcome to my life. It's not just a harem. It's a hostage situation.

In the blazing finals of the Miyagi Prefecture Junior High tournament, the gym roars as Chidoriyama’s ace, Akira Tōru, takes the court. With silver hair catching the lights and a confident grin, he faces Kitagawa Daiichi—and their “King,” Tobio Kageyama. From the first serve, Akira’s elegant spikes and impenetrable “Holy Wall” blocks dismantle Kitagawa’s offense. Thud! Every block shakes the court, drawing gasps from the stands. In Karasuno’s section, Hinata Shōyō leans forward, eyes wide. “He’s amazing…” Daichi folds his arms, impressed. “That’s precision. And power.” Tanaka whistles. “He’s a demon up there.” Even Nishinoya, now a graduate, punches the air. “That’s my junior!” Desperate to break through, Kageyama sets lightning-fast balls, but his teammates can’t keep up. Frustration builds; Kitagawa’s rhythm shatters. The scoreboard climbs—25–18, 25–15. Chidoriyama claims victory, and Akira, sweat glistening, simply smiles as if it were just another day. Rumors swirl. A three-time national champion in junior high, courted by elite volleyball powerhouses, Akira shocks everyone by choosing Karasuno—not Shiratorizawa, not Aoba Johsai. Oikawa sulks in disbelief, while Karasuno’s veterans wonder what this prodigy will bring. When Akira steps into Karasuno’s gym for the first time, the atmosphere shifts. His playful jabs in practice hide a razor-sharp mind, picking apart defenses and reading opponents with ease. But when he turns serious, his presence is overwhelming, almost unbeatable. For Hinata, he’s both best friend and rival. For Kageyama, he’s the wall to climb. And for Karasuno, he may just be the spark to take them back to the top.

What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... "What are you hiding?" "An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?

"What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... ""What are you hiding?"" ""An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)"" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?"

Nobody’s doing it so I will! This story is set in the same universe as Haikyuu! Anime/Manga but with different protagonists. It begins during the school year after the Spring High Nationals, meaning, when the canon protagonists (Hinata and Kageyama) are already in their second year of high school. Rise to challenge of today and witness the tale of a certain center ace and his team’s long journey towards the top. ** Few months ago, the Silver Stags of Shiroshikata Gakuen Men's Volleyball Team lost to Itachiyama Gakuen in the third round of the Spring High Nationals. Upon witnessing the myriad of talents during that tournament, freshman Arakata Hiroaki vowed to win against everyone else in the next tournament their team will enter. This is a story about life, friendship, teamwork, sportsmanship, badassery, and what it truly means to win. ** I do not own Haikyuu, and all credits to that goes to Haruichi Furudate-sensei. I merely crafted my own fanfiction story and created my OCs to introduce a new protagonist to this incredible sports manga/anime. This is just for fun. Also, this is an edit of my previous book, so I'll fix the tags and fanfic label of this soon when I figure out how to actually do it. Cover is only temporary, I am making one now and will change it when I'm done. Warning: Contain spoilers for those who haven’t read the manga. Important: Read the auxiliary chapter.

It was supposed to be my mission to kill you so how did I end up falling in love with you? Miya Atsumu who's a secret spy of Division of Intelligence located in Ichigaya district in Tokyo was assigned with a mission to be a hitman of the most popular yakuza group in Japan. Sakusa Kiyoomi, the new head of Sakusa-kai, was forced to replace his father to continue the business. Did he made a mistake trusting Atsumu or would this be a new start to change his view in life?

Emely is an elementary school teacher who teaches in grade 1.One day, suddenly a boy proposed to me. William, a businessman who is a widower with one child, makes an offer to Emily's parents to pay off debts or marry her off to Emely. All because, William had saved the life of his mother Emely.William had no intention of looking for another woman, because his love for Nancy was still the same. However, her child, Clara, needs a mother's love that Nancy can't get. His marriage to Nancy was not approved by William's parents.However, because Nancy was already pregnant with Clara, they couldn't help but marry them off.Until one day, Nancy was caught cheating.William's parents were angry and forced the two of them to divorce. However, William, who was too in love, made his eyes and heart closed. He still hoped and would accept Nancys back.However, until Clara was 5 years old, Nancy had not returned.Until William was forced to find a temporary replacement for Nancy.From that, he chose Emely.Besides being close to Clara at school, Emely isn't her type either.When Emely accepted William's proposal by force, then Leo arrived.The first love that I once promised to live with him, but suddenly disappeared. Then, after many years, Leo came with the status of a widower and a child named Ben.Moreover, Ben is also a student of Emely, Leo tried to approach Emely again, William who knew it tried to keep the two of them away.It wasn't because of love, but William didn't want to lose his future nanny, Clara.By using Emely's parents, he was finally able to keep Leo away from Emely.The wedding took place.Clara and William's parents were so happy.They think, Emely and William married for love.But everything is wrong. During the wedding night, William openly revealed the purpose of this marriage.Emely is not required to perform the duties of a wife in general.He just needed to take care of Clara so she wouldn't lose a mother's love, Emely was hurt, but couldn't do anything about it.However, Emely still performs her duties as a wife, except for biological obligations, William paid no attention to any of that.He thought Emelx was transparent.However, for months, Emely insisted on doing it all.Until one time, William was forced to eat Emily's cooking. William was amazed and immediately finished Emily's cooking which turned out to be very delicious, Since then, William began to be curious about the figure of Emelx. William also followed and even observed his wife's activities and movements.It didn't take long for William to admire Emely. Until he started to be nice to Emely. Change after change is increasingly apparent between the two.I don't know when there was a feeling between the two people.It's just that no one wants to admit it.Until exactly in the eighth month of their marriage, Nancy came back and apologized to William. Asking for another question.William's divided heart began to doubt.But it turns out I chose to accompany Nancy.Emely slumped, she began to fear losing William.Since Nancy's return, William has turned into a cold figure, just like the first time he got married.One month later, William filed for divorce from Emely, making Emely even worse off.Nancy kicked him out of William's house calling him someone's husband grabber. Clara was crying hysterically, wanting to go with Emel.But Nancy held him back.Seeing that scene, William was silent.Emely left, but she couldn't possibly go to her parents'house. Don't want to be burdened.Fortunately, there was Leo who was willing to accommodate him temporarily.Emely does housework and babysit Ben as a token of gratitude. After Emely's death, William felt he was missing something .Nancy turned out to be a lot more at home. However, the food is not as good as Emily's.Clara was also quiet.One time, Clara begged William to meet Emely. Because, after Emily's death, Nancy immediately transferred to Clara's school

Haikyuu!! X Oc! Fanfic This is an various x oc fanfic ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You're a really fun team,yah know that." Lei said while chuckling lightly. "But you got it all wrong, I'm not applying to be a manager....I'm applying as a player." "Heh?!" "Oi oi chibi-chan! are you joking? Cause if you haven't notice, this is a boys team." Tsukkishima stated while smirking at the end. Lei frown at the teasing remark of the pale blonde teen. Not really understanding what he's pointing out but after registering his words the boy immediately became angry. "Yahh! Did you just said that I'm dumd?! A-and wait! Chibi-chan?! For your information I'm taller than Shoyo!" Lei yelled at the pale blonde haired teen. While pointing an accusing finger at him. "Y-Yah why is my height included their?!" Hinata shouted. Embarassed when they point out his height. "HAHHAHAHAHAHH!" the two second year laugh at the three fighting individual. Obviously enjoying the show way to much. "You're laughing way to much Nishinoya-san, when you're obviously shorter than Hinata." Enoshita taunted at the still laughing second year. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, ENOSHITA?!" "Nothing~" "That's the only things you've notice? You really are dumb, Oujo-san~ (lady)." Tsukkishima smirk at the fuming teen. Amused with how easy it is to irritated him. "O-Oujo-san?! I am not a lady! I'm a man!" Lei stated while fuming at the accusation of being called a female and the worst thing is that, it happens two times already. . . . ~~~

It when Yorizora Tsukishima lost her memory in a game. As other kids forgot about their past when they were little but during the time Kaganari Kageyama spend time with 5 girls. The five girls have fallen in love with him. However Kaganari Kageyama in love with Yorizora. Will the girl fight over him.