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In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state of the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons which all just happen to be made in the form of gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony, watching flowers within his grasp yet out of it at the same time.. All of that seemed to change one day.  His luck receives a massive boost, but with it comes new dangers, more responsibilities, and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with sexy robots was the least of his concerns. ====================== Royal Road Check out my other works! On [Webnovel]: Maids VS Apocalypse.

Sam Sanderson wird von vielen um seinen Job beneidet, aber ihm selbst scheint er nicht besonders zu gefallen. Aufgrund seiner Expertise in Nanotechnologie wurde er mit der Überwachung des Zustands der Walküren beauftragt, der stärksten Waffen der Menschheit, die zufälligerweise alle in Form wunderschöner Frauen hergestellt wurden. Da es ihm verboten ist, auch nur eine von ihnen zu berühren, verbringt Sam seine Tage in Qualen und betrachtet Blumen, die in seiner Reichweite, aber gleichzeitig unerreichbar sind. All das scheint sich eines Tages zu ändern. Sein Glück erfährt einen enormen Aufschwung, doch damit kommen neue Gefahren, mehr Verantwortung und Verschwörungen, die nacheinander an seine Tür klopfen. Als er sich Hals über Kopf in ein interdimensionales Durcheinander stürzt, wird Sam klar, dass Sex mit sexy Robotern das Geringste seiner Sorgen war.

[WSA 2025 ENTRY] After 10 years of almost never-ending training, The Great Inventor, Gdark Walteron returns to his homeland and is ready to complete his life goal to become the absolute best in the world and even the universe. Otherworldly inventions and mastery of magics are equipped as his main arsenal to enter the Superhero world and seek any powerful individuals he would like topple. His ambitious path of searching and defeating many opponents attracts one ominous being. More precisely, a reincarnated cosmic being who becomes one of the greatest obstacles for Gdark to deal with as he possesses an overwhelming power that could break the entire world with ease. Therefore, the glorious battle between the two prideful warriors is commenced and the universe will see who deserves to claim the title of the best.

I was reincarnated in a game-like otherworld. [ Warning! When acquiring an active skill, all stats will decrease by 80% for each active skill! ] ...What the hell.

The Series Is Flop So I Will Drop It. Thanks for reading. see you later bye bye

A lighthearted, heartfelt sports-romance set in the Bicol region of the Philippines, following Alona, a quiet first-year badminton player, and Dane, a reserved basketball ace. As their school, Gubat Coastal High, competes through the national tournament, friendships deepen, rivalries spark, and love quietly blooms-one match, one moment, one pinkie touch at a time.

*On Hiatus* New chapters are being accumulated but will not be posted until a later date. In the distant future, humanity is just one of thousands of races amongst the stars of the Milky Way. Warfare is forbidden, and so sporting events featuring paragons of each species serve as the battlefields, with wagers between worlds defining the stakes. But for wagers that involve entire worlds and governments, there is only one sport that serves as the arena for such momentous bets: Warsport. The rule is simple: Knock all of your opponents out of the arena by any means necessary. But for Arin, a Cait Sith demi-human psyjock with magnetic powers, that one rule will be hard to live up to... because Humanity is one loss away from losing all sovereignty. And no species that has lost the right to self-govern has ever returned to the arena. But the solution to the problem is simple. All Arin has to do is SMASH her way to victory. Special thanks to Sharkie Bite for her amazing cover art! https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sharkiebite/

A Mara must marry a Rivers and give birth to the child of the promise. This was a covenant between two best friends over fifty years ago. But both ended up with only sons. Now the Mara family has two young men, David and Gabriel, while the Rivers family has two daughters, Asia and Violet. Violet, being the older one, is betrothed to David, who manages his family's vast business empire. Asia, working in the Mara Business empire, is David's best friend, causing friction between the sisters. Asia soon finds out that David is in fact gay and will not marry her sister. Now Gabriel is forced to marry Asia, causing Violet to be her number one enemy as she is left out in the cold. In her bid to marry a Mara, Violet pleads with Asia to let her marry Gabriel as Violet is the older one like Gabriel. When Asia refuses, Violet plans to sabotage her. Violet works with Allan to kidnap Asia. The plan works. Asia is drugged and ends up in bed with Allan while Violet presents herself to Gabriel as the innocent sister. What Violet and Allan do not know is that Asia had anticipated sabotage and had already married Gabriel in secret and she was expectant. David shifts his loyalty from his own family to the Asia. He is ready to fight Gabriel for breaking Asia's heart. He loves Asia and will fight the world to see her happy. When the Mara family decides to kill Asia for becoming majority shareholder of the Mara empire, only her best friend can keep her safe. Asia and David must subdue their enemies, work on their friendship and build the Mara empire to greater heights.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"