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After time-traveling, Zhong Wen was rescued by a little girl and brought to the Drifting Petal Palace, which consisted only of female disciples. In this world, the most top-tier martial arts, spiritual techniques, and knowledge all originated from ancient times. As a result, studying the incomprehensible ancient script became the trend of the era, a symbol of social status. During an unexpected turn of events, he opened a book inscribed with ancient divine text and was astonished to discover...

Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion. Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.” Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens. My name’s Ren. And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.” (Yeah. That’s literally what it said.) My peaceful new life? Over. Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls: A sword-swinging elf. A fire mage with zero personal boundaries. A strict class rep who faints if I so much as look at her. And a witch who cursed the bathroom mirror to spy on me. They’re beautiful. They’re powerful. They’re dangerously obsessed. And if I mess this up, someone’s going to get hurt—maybe me. Reject them too late? Game over. Fall for one of them? Even worse. This isn’t a dating sim. It’s survival of the cutest. Welcome to my life. It's not just a harem. It's a hostage situation.

In the blazing finals of the Miyagi Prefecture Junior High tournament, the gym roars as Chidoriyama’s ace, Akira Tōru, takes the court. With silver hair catching the lights and a confident grin, he faces Kitagawa Daiichi—and their “King,” Tobio Kageyama. From the first serve, Akira’s elegant spikes and impenetrable “Holy Wall” blocks dismantle Kitagawa’s offense. Thud! Every block shakes the court, drawing gasps from the stands. In Karasuno’s section, Hinata Shōyō leans forward, eyes wide. “He’s amazing…” Daichi folds his arms, impressed. “That’s precision. And power.” Tanaka whistles. “He’s a demon up there.” Even Nishinoya, now a graduate, punches the air. “That’s my junior!” Desperate to break through, Kageyama sets lightning-fast balls, but his teammates can’t keep up. Frustration builds; Kitagawa’s rhythm shatters. The scoreboard climbs—25–18, 25–15. Chidoriyama claims victory, and Akira, sweat glistening, simply smiles as if it were just another day. Rumors swirl. A three-time national champion in junior high, courted by elite volleyball powerhouses, Akira shocks everyone by choosing Karasuno—not Shiratorizawa, not Aoba Johsai. Oikawa sulks in disbelief, while Karasuno’s veterans wonder what this prodigy will bring. When Akira steps into Karasuno’s gym for the first time, the atmosphere shifts. His playful jabs in practice hide a razor-sharp mind, picking apart defenses and reading opponents with ease. But when he turns serious, his presence is overwhelming, almost unbeatable. For Hinata, he’s both best friend and rival. For Kageyama, he’s the wall to climb. And for Karasuno, he may just be the spark to take them back to the top.

What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... "What are you hiding?" "An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?

"What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... ""What are you hiding?"" ""An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)"" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?"

Nobody’s doing it so I will! This story is set in the same universe as Haikyuu! Anime/Manga but with different protagonists. It begins during the school year after the Spring High Nationals, meaning, when the canon protagonists (Hinata and Kageyama) are already in their second year of high school. Rise to challenge of today and witness the tale of a certain center ace and his team’s long journey towards the top. ** Few months ago, the Silver Stags of Shiroshikata Gakuen Men's Volleyball Team lost to Itachiyama Gakuen in the third round of the Spring High Nationals. Upon witnessing the myriad of talents during that tournament, freshman Arakata Hiroaki vowed to win against everyone else in the next tournament their team will enter. This is a story about life, friendship, teamwork, sportsmanship, badassery, and what it truly means to win. ** I do not own Haikyuu, and all credits to that goes to Haruichi Furudate-sensei. I merely crafted my own fanfiction story and created my OCs to introduce a new protagonist to this incredible sports manga/anime. This is just for fun. Also, this is an edit of my previous book, so I'll fix the tags and fanfic label of this soon when I figure out how to actually do it. Cover is only temporary, I am making one now and will change it when I'm done. Warning: Contain spoilers for those who haven’t read the manga. Important: Read the auxiliary chapter.

In Jujutsu Kaisen: Beyond Infinity, the world trembles under the weight of cursed spirits, but for Satoru Gojo, the most powerful jujutsu sorcerer, it’s a battle he can handle—until he faces an enemy he never expected: love. Nakamura Sana, burdened by a mysterious curse and haunted by a love from her past, steps into Satoru’s life like a storm, unraveling everything he thought he could control. As the two are drawn together, Satoru begins to feel something he’s never allowed himself to—a connection that threatens the balance of his duty and his heart. But the harsh truth lingers: no matter how much they care for each other, it’s impossible for Satoru to be with her. Bound by his responsibility to protect the world from cursed spirits, and knowing that their futures can never merge, Satoru is torn between love and duty. Sana, still reeling from a past love, must also decide if she’s ready to open her heart again—knowing that it may only bring more pain. With deadly secrets and mounting threats from both cursed spirits and their own inner demons, Satoru and Sana’s bond faces impossible odds. Alongside their allies, Suguru Geto and Shoko Ieiri, they must navigate a world that tests not only their strength but the very core of their hearts. Jujutsu Kaisen: Beyond Infinity is a high-stakes emotional journey, where love collides with fate and where even the most powerful sorcerer can’t always protect what matters most.

It was supposed to be my mission to kill you so how did I end up falling in love with you? Miya Atsumu who's a secret spy of Division of Intelligence located in Ichigaya district in Tokyo was assigned with a mission to be a hitman of the most popular yakuza group in Japan. Sakusa Kiyoomi, the new head of Sakusa-kai, was forced to replace his father to continue the business. Did he made a mistake trusting Atsumu or would this be a new start to change his view in life?

I was a normal human. Had a normal life. A normal family. A normal failure of a love life. But I was happy. I believed that I could be happy no matter what shit life throws at me. That was one of the things my mother drill in my brain, and the only one that stuck. So when I suddenly woke up in my bed with those memories of my past life, in were my current life is a work of fiction. A manga to be precise. I said: "Fuck it. I am going to make this shit work, and I am going to be happy" "I am Kamado Stubaki, housekeeper of the Zenin clan and holder of the rare reverse technique" "I swear... That I will live a peaceful life and die of old age!" [The art in the cover is not my own work. This is a work based in the Jujutsu Kaisen manga. Please note that I will adapt some concepts and content from other animes, fanfics, and TV shows. Thank you for reading, and please comment and criticize my work. It motivates me.]

dans un monde peuple des exorcistes, fléau, maître des fléau ect... Un jeune garçon qui venait de naître il ya a piene 1 ans a pue découvrir se monde mais se n’était pas l’enfant de la prophétie. juste un exorcistes qui est devenu classe s en 5 mois