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# RELAXED On the day he entered university, the navigation system on his phone started to have the function to automatically search for treasures. Every time he found a treasure, he would be able to receive a lot of rewards. “92kg of embezzled products detected. The reward for completing the treasure hunt: 100 million mansions by the Sky Lake.” “The top celebrity, Xia Qiu, will run into danger soon. The reward for completing fate hunt: 100 million cash.” “5kg gold detected. The reward for completing treasure hunt: 60% stock of Distant Publishing that’s worth 600 million.” With the continuous treasure hunts automatically detected on his phone and obtaining the rewards from the hunts, Ye Feng said, “From today onwards, I’ll be the most pretentious bastard.”

The end of the world has come, the world order is in chaos, and human morality has declined. Li Yu, a cold man, was reborn and won a 30-million bonus at the start of his new life. He built a god-level base and hoarded resources. While others were struggling on the brink of starvation to death, Li Yu was enjoying himself on the rooftop, having a barbecue and drinking beer.

He offered generously, "I'll give you a hundred and fifty grand per month if you stay with me." She beamed and said, "You have to pay 30 percent as a deposit. Don't go back on your word!" In front of everyone, he is a prudent, inflexible CEO who never holds back when he is with her in private. But as she turned to leave once the contract was over, he was about to give chase, only to find a mischievous brat at her side...

Due to a bug in the game, Ren Changsheng accidentally left the game idle for ten million years. As he watched the endless stream of experience points, all Ren Changsheng could think was, 'I really do not want to level up!'

In this world, Planet Earth had undergone great changes and humanity is faced with extreme danger. Luckily, humans have something called the Heaven Dao software. After downloading the software, Zhou Hao received one million luck points and used it to open a mystery box and obtain the “108 Levels of Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique”… Also, Zhou Hao realized that with enough luck points, he could even get his crush to sleep with him! In this world full of Insect Race warriors and Demon Race experts, it is ridiculously easy for Zhou Hao to accumulate luck points…

Both mortals and cultivators are afraid of death, yet Jiang Cheng isn't. With the Undefeated System, he could benefit from each of his deaths and comes back to life every time. "Ding, detected that the host is dead, the Undefeated System is officially activated." "The host gains a hundred million lives, and once killed in the future, will be resurrected in full health within 30 seconds." "In the midst of life and death, there is great opportunity, after resurrection, the host will surely defeat the opponent..."

Drama-Queen FL × Ice-King ML = Chaos, Cash, and Candy-Sweet Love Rong Qingqing swears she’s a self-made woman—until her life-extending system starts issuing daily shopping lists. System: Make Shen Jue spend ¥1 on you. System: Make Shen Jue clear your cart. System: Make Shen Jue buy you a yacht, an island, a star. Shen Jue (stoic billionaire): You’re fantasizing. Rong Qingqing: No purchase, no kiss. Shen Jue: Card or digital? Every swipe buys her another hour to live—and another blush.

He cheated with her sister while she was nine months pregnant—she saw it all and nearly lost her life. Six years on, she’s back with a comic-book-cute kid. The boy’s dad? A headline waiting to happen. There’s another mini-copy beside him—same eyes, same grin. “Mom, did you make him too?” She stares at the two of them and wonders—just how much chaos did one night cause?

Il l'a trompée avec sa sœur alors qu'elle était enceinte de neuf mois—elle a tout vu et a failli perdre la vie. Six ans plus tard, elle est de retour avec un enfant mignon comme dans une bande dessinée. Le père du garçon ? Un scandale en devenir. Il y a un autre mini-sosie à côté de lui—mêmes yeux, même sourire. "Maman, est-ce que tu l'as fait aussi ?" Elle regarde les deux et se demande—combien de chaos une seule nuit a-t-elle pu causer ?

Er betrog sie mit ihrer Schwester, als sie im neunten Monat schwanger war – sie sah alles und verlor beinahe ihr Leben. Sechs Jahre später ist sie zurück mit einem comichaft-süßen Kind. Der Vater des Jungen? Eine Schlagzeile, die nur darauf wartet zu passieren. Neben ihm steht eine weitere Mini-Kopie – gleiche Augen, gleiches Lächeln. "Mama, hast du ihn auch gemacht?" Sie starrt die beiden an und fragt sich – wie viel Chaos hat eine einzige Nacht verursacht?