funny christmas day stories

One year, my family decided to have a real Christmas dinner outside in the garden. We set up a big table and chairs. But then a bunch of squirrels showed up. They were so bold! They climbed onto the table and started nibbling at the Christmas cookies. We were all so shocked at first, but then we just laughed. It was like they were uninvited but very cute guests at our Christmas party.

A friend of mine once told me that on Christmas Day, their artificial Christmas tree fell over. All the carefully placed ornaments scattered everywhere. And their cat, which had been hiding under the tree, came out looking very startled with tinsel all over it. It was like a mini - disaster but in a really comical way.

One May Day, my friends and I decided to go on a picnic. We found a beautiful spot in the park. As we were setting up, a squirrel suddenly ran up and stole a piece of our bread right from the table! It was so unexpected that we couldn't help but laugh. Then it sat on a nearby tree branch and munched on the bread, looking at us as if it was showing off. It was really a funny start to our May Day picnic.

One Christmas Day story is about a poor family. On Christmas Eve, their little girl left a letter for Santa asking for a warm coat for her mother who was sick. When they woke up on Christmas Day, there was not only a beautiful coat but also food and medicine at their doorstep. It was the kindness of their neighbors who secretly played Santa.

One funny religious Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of the traditional 'We seek shelter for the night,' he said, 'Hey, innkeeper, we need a room for my baby mama!' Everyone in the church burst out laughing, but it also added a touch of humor to the story of Jesus' birth. It shows that even in the solemn context of religious Christmas stories, there can be light - hearted and unexpected moments.

One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.

A family had a tradition of baking a huge Christmas cake. One year, the family dog got into the kitchen and ate half of the cake batter when no one was looking. When they finally realized what had happened, they still baked the cake. The result was a lopsided, half - eaten - looking cake. But they all laughed about it and ate it anyway, with the dog getting a small piece as a 'treat' for his antics.

One funny Christmas story idea could be about a family who accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with their pet dog's toys instead of the usual ornaments. The dog then spends the whole Christmas eve trying to retrieve its toys from the tree, causing chaos and laughter.

Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.

One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.