tina fey telling embarassing stories

A century after the Spirit Qi Awakening, the world enters a new era. Humans are able to absorb the world's awakened spirit qi, allowing them to tread on a new path—spirit qi occupations! Simultaneously, the plants and animals on the planet are also evolving toward their ancestry line or developing spiritual mutations. Lin Yuan realizes that he can assist feys in evolving limitlessly and constantly purify their bloodlines. He starts off with a small fey evolution store on the Star Web and rises up from there. Lin Yuan: "There is no problem that I cannot solve to deliver the goods. If there is a problem, it is because the goods are better than expectations!" This is a story purely about pets!

Um século após o Despertar do Qi Espiritual, o mundo entra em uma nova era. Os humanos são capazes de absorver o qi do espírito despertado do mundo, permitindo que eles trilhem um novo caminho - ocupações qi espírito! Simultaneamente, as plantas e animais do planeta também estão evoluindo para a sua linhagem ancestral ou desenvolvendo mutações espirituais. Lin Yuan percebe que ele pode ajudar os feys a evoluir infinitamente e constantemente purificar suas linhagens. Ele começa com uma pequena loja de evolução de feys na Rede Estelar e se levanta a partir daí. Lin Yuan: "Não há problema que eu não possa resolver para entregar as mercadorias. Se há um problema, é porque as mercadorias são melhores do que as expectativas!" Esta é uma história puramente sobre animais de estimação!

"Un siglo después del Despertar del Espíritu Qi, el mundo entra en una nueva era. Los humanos pueden absorber el Qi espiritual despertado del mundo, lo que les permite seguir un nuevo camino: ¡ocupaciones de Qi espiritual! Simultáneamente, las plantas y los animales del planeta también están evolucionando hacia su línea de ascendencia o desarrollando mutaciones espirituales. —Lin Yuan se da cuenta de que puede ayudar a los feys a evolucionar sin límites y constantemente purificar sus líneas de sangre —comienza con una pequeña tienda de evolución de feys en la Red de Estrellas y se levanta desde allí. —No hay problema que no pueda resolver para entregar las mercancías. Si hay un problema, es porque las mercancías son mejores que las expectativas! —exclama Lin Yuan. ¡Esta es una historia puramente sobre mascotas!"

Yun Ran, the successor of Qingfeng View, accidentally got transmigrated into a book due to a blunder. Even more speechlessly, she ended up as a character destined to die early. As the heiress of a wealthy family, not only was her luck and destiny stolen, despised by the heavens, but she was also backstabbed by her own mother, who is the female protagonist, becoming a stepping stone for the male and female leads' happily ever after - absolutely used as a tool. Faced with a disastrous start: No panic, she could simply revert to her old job, setting up a stall for fortune-telling - first three fortunes free, don't miss out as you pass by~ Facing injustice and evil: Little ones, take this, descend heavenly thunder! Open the gates of hell! No petty person shall overpower me, all retreat!!! Facing random strikes of heavenly thunder: Hehe, can’t touch me; ancestors, someone is bullying me, come save me~~~ Merely running a fortune-telling stall, casually saving people, occasionally undertaking tasks for some hard-earned money, she caused evil cultivators to flee, broke her peers’ defenses, and made wealthy families wary. Everyone heard that Yun Ran had a backing, the Xie family's notorious young master who 'kills people and is short-lived'. Some resentful and envious people kept waiting and waiting, not only did they fail to see Yun Ran meet her demise, nor the young master Xie pass away, but they witnessed Yun Ran amassing boundless merits, firmly sitting on the throne as the number one person in the mystic sect. And that Mr. Xie, unknowingly picked up the habit of making fortune bursts, remarkably living a long life through sheer spending.

Satu abad setelah Kebangkitan Qi Roh, dunia memasuki era baru. Manusia mampu menyerap qi roh dunia yang bangkit, memungkinkan mereka meniti jalur baru—pekerjaan qi roh! Secara bersamaan, tumbuhan dan hewan di planet ini juga berevolusi menuju garis keturunan leluhur mereka atau mengembangkan mutasi spiritual. Lin Yuan menyadari bahwa dia dapat membantu fey berkembang dengan tanpa batas dan terus-menerus memurnikan garis keturunan mereka. Dia memulai dengan toko evolusi fey kecil di Star Web dan bangkit dari sana. Lin Yuan: "Tidak ada masalah yang tidak bisa saya selesaikan untuk mengirimkan barang. Jika ada masalah, itu karena barang lebih baik dari perkiraan!" Ini adalah cerita yang murni tentang hewan peliharaan!

Un secolo dopo il Risveglio dello Spirito Qi, il mondo entra in una nuova era. Gli esseri umani sono in grado di assorbire il qi spirituale risvegliato del mondo, permettendo loro di percorrere un nuovo cammino—professioni del qi spirituale! Contemporaneamente, anche le piante e gli animali sul pianeta si stanno evolvendo verso la loro linea ancestrale o sviluppando mutazioni spirituali. Lin Yuan realizza di poter aiutare i fey a evolversi senza limiti e a purificare costantemente le loro linee di sangue. Inizia con un piccolo negozio di evoluzione dei fey sulla Rete Stellare e da lì si fa strada verso l'alto. Lin Yuan: "Non c'è problema che io non possa risolvere per consegnare la merce. Se c'è un problema, è perché la merce è migliore delle aspettative!" Questa è una storia puramente sugli animali domestici!

Ruh Qi Uyanışı'ndan bir asır sonra dünya yeni bir çağa girer. İnsanlar, dünyanın uyanmış ruh qi'sini emmek suretiyle yeni bir yolda ilerleyebiliyorlar—ruh qi meslekleri! Aynı zamanda gezegende bulunan bitkiler ve hayvanlar da soy çizgilerine doğru evrim gösteriyor veya ruhsal mutasyonlar geliştiriyorlar. Lin Yuan, perilere sınırsız bir şekilde evrim geçirmelerinde yardımcı olabileceğini ve sürekli olarak kan hatlarını saflaştırabileceğini fark eder. Yıldız Ağı üzerinde küçük bir peri evrimi mağazasıyla başlar ve oradan yükselir. Lin Yuan: "Malları teslim etmek için çözemeyeceğim sorun yoktur. Eğer bir sorun varsa, bu malların beklentilerin üzerinde olmasından kaynaklanıyordur!" Bu tamamen evcil hayvanlar hakkında bir hikaye!

Lu Heng traversed to a parallel world and acquired the Celestial Destiny System, launching online live streams. A certain platform's outdoor streamer: "Could you help name my unborn child?" "My friend, you're wearing a green hat. The child has another father!" "Master, I have a goddess with whom I've had an online relationship for three years. How is this romance going to turn out?" "Your goddess is actually the old woman next door!"

Transmigrating into a parallel world, a Mystic Technique Master becomes Su Nian—the young lady of a prestigious family. Su Nian has a small goal, which is to earn one hundred million through live streaming! A love-brained young lady says, “My boyfriend loves me so much. He won’t even let me lift a finger!” Su Nian smiles sweetly. “Sweetie, I suggest you check your storage room. Your dear boyfriend is hiding a human head in there~” The eldest daughter who has been mistreated for years at home cries, “Ever since we were kids, my parents have always favored my younger sister. Now they even want me to marry the cripple from the neighboring village. We’re both their daughters—why is the difference so huge?!” Su Nian tilts her head. “Sweetie, I suggest you get a DNA test.” A cheating scumbag who’s juggling two relationships panics, “My wife and my girlfriend disappeared overnight. I suspect my wife killed my girlfriend!” Su Nian reassures him calmly. “Sweetie, don’t worry. They just went abroad together for a sweet vacation.” One day, while Su Nian is happily live streaming, a notification suddenly pops up in her room: [International CEO requests to connect] Su Nian looks at the screen and says sincerely, “Sweetie, you’re about to become completely broke—without a single penny to your name.” The live stream explodes! “Is this the legendary man whose wealth rivals a nation?” “Richest Man, run! This woman’s mouth is blessed!” “Richest Man, feel free to go bankrupt. We’ll definitely miss you…”

Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"