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[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

“The three elements of the easy mode of life: extraordinarily handsome appearance, exceptionally intelligent mind, and a healthy and strong body, and I have them all.” Reborn in a parallel world, the disciplined and outstanding high school student Yan Huan is preparing to welcome his glorious days. However... a decade later, he is spotted by five girls with strangely unique abilities. "...We all need to be full of positive energy." Faced with the eager and aggressive girls, Yan Huan, who only reads the classics, says so.

This is a century glittering with the brilliance of human civilization, a world where steam engines, magic, and demi-humans coexist, a chapter of complaints committed due to exploration. 'Red Dragon Queen rises first, annihilating all human affairs with her wrathful flames.' 'The mysterious child of the sea will raise great waves to erase the sins of humanity.' 'The god of the skies will leave no refuge for the remnants, nowhere to belong.' 'The immortal witch composes epitaphs for them with her magic.' 'And I, will write a new chapter for this world' ... ... ... ... Years later, Fisher, who has received the apocalyptic prophecy and the miraculous tool called the Demi-Human Girls' Completion Manual, wishes to be recognized as a pioneer in demi-human academia, a savior of human civilization, a dove of peace, and a messiah. Instead of being the person who is torn apart with the firewood knife, and the savior divided into pieces.

As a special forces soldier recently returned to the city, I've applied to become the dormitory's security guard. I'm skilled at battling enemies on the front lines, but how should I deal with so many students? Yet, in the city, strength always prevails!

Herbert has reincarnated. He has become a rookie Prison Warden in charge of guarding the monster girl prisoners. Bad news — as a Paladin, he must adhere to purity throughout his life. Good news — interacting with the monster girls not only won't cause Herbert to break his vow and become Fallen, but it can instead give him a special blessing. So… You already know what's going to happen, right?

Qin Huai a été transporté dans un mystérieux monde fantastique où les démons étaient omniprésents et les héros émergeaient. Il n'avait ni passé ni qualifications de cultivation jusqu'au jour où il est devenu apprenti dans une boutique de médicaments et a commencé à cultiver avec ses compagnons apprentis. Il a découvert que les orbes d'expérience tombaient en fait de son maître et de ses frères. Il a appris à broyer des médicaments avec ses frères. "Ding! Expérience 'Art Médicinal' +3 !" Son Maître et ses frères pratiquaient les arts martiaux. "Ding! Vous avez ramassé une 'Essence de Cultivation du Qi (Blanc)', expérience de 'Cultivation du Qi' +3 !" Il a tué les bandits dans les montagnes et a récupéré leur cultivation. "Ding! Expérience 'Technique de Respiration Astringente' +13 !" Son maître a dit que la technique n'était pas bonne pour attaquer, avait une limite de cultivation et ne pouvait que prolonger la vie. Mais quand Qin Huai a ramassé l'expérience jusqu'à ce que la Technique de Respiration Astringente soit 50 fois plus puissante, son corps a subi un changement énorme. Une douce poussée de sa main était comme une vague. Il pouvait maintenant attaquer et défendre. Les gens disaient que lorsque deux méthodes de cultivation s'affrontaient, continuer à cultiver conduirait à la mort du cultivateur. Cependant, quand Qin Huai ramassait l'expérience et sautait directement le processus de cultivation, il a découvert qu'il n'y avait pas d'effets secondaires du tout ! Lorsque Qin Huai a pratiqué de plus en plus de méthodes de cultivation, il a soudainement découvert que ces méthodes interagissaient entre elles dans son corps et devenaient des compétences plus puissantes. ... Qin Huai, qui pouvait ramasser de l'expérience, a commencé à errer parmi les grandes puissances. Il a vu la chair repousser sur les os blancs et les morts revenir à la vie. Il a vu des démons cuisiner 10 000 personnes et exsuder une énergie extrêmement maléfique. Il a vu la statue de Bouddha chanter dans le temple. Le Sanskrit résonnait comme un mantra. Qin Huai ramassait silencieusement de l'expérience afin de s'établir dans ce monde chaotique.

Not my story not my translation just post it so I can read when I go somewhere with no internet thanks Xu Zifan climbed to the top circle from the slums, and eventually became a boss level figure, who knew that once he crossed, he became a male cannon fodder! However, it doesn’t matter, he still wants to be the Big Boss, and whoever doesn’t have eyes will be turned into a slag in seconds! An idol was destroyed by a reborn woman? Start a company to cherish you! The real daughter of a rich family despises the childhood sweetheart? It doesn’t matter. I’ll have more fun with the fake daughter~ A slag father gave his property to the half-brother? Give at will… How does bankruptcy feel, President? Should strive in every life to be the Big Boss!

Zhuo Qingyan, a member of the current generation of special forces, nicknamed Solitary Falcon, had been blown away from her mission and landed on a cliff. When he opened his eyes again, he was like the concubine of the Shang Shu Manor of the Darkhan Empire — the Fourth Miss, a fool. An imperial edict bestowed the marriage to the current emperor's uncle, the Prince of the Ghost Face. With a shake of her body, she became the imperial aunt of the current dynasty. A useless king and a foolish concubine were born a pair. Becoming the king, the sage's assistant patted her chest and said, "If you open the borders, I'll help you expand the land; if you recruit troops, I'll help you train; if you don't have a horse, I'll help you steal one; if you don't have one …" "My beloved concubine, This King has no children …" "Let me help you …" Then, wait a little longer … His Royal Highness was in his prime, so it was not bad for him to be strong. There would definitely be someone to succeed him! However, what she did not know was that she carried a secret. The treasure map that was imprinted on her back was being fought over by various forces. She had also become a 'prey'! Prince, the wangfei has brought people to pick out the Grand Guardian of the Lin Country … [Previous Chapter] [Table of Contents] [Next Chapter] "There are too many people who want to be the overseer, switch!" — — "My prince, the wangfei brought people to beat up the great general of the Northern Jin and hung him naked on a tree." — Well done! He wanted to see how the cold faced bronze masked prince doted on his wife. He could fight for her in this world, but loving her was his treasure.

The nuclear war destroyed the world, and I was spared when I was taking the girl group on vacation. On an inhabited island with seven gorgeous beauties, I had become the only man on the uninhabited island. The most disagreeable assistant had become the sweet cake among girls. The popular actress sought after by thousands of people could only hold me tightly and warm themselves in the most primitive way. There were many dangers on the uninhabited island. Fortunately, I can add skills to myself. As long as I breathe, I can get experience points, which can add to my life skills. When the beauties tried to drill wood to make fire, I had already lit a bonfire. When they ran away because of meeting the wild boar, I had already crouched in the grass with a self-made spear and been prepared to launch a fatal blow at any time. Whether I was hunting or cutting trees, I could obtain the experience points of survival. Experience points could be exchanged for a new skill of survival, and I could also give the skill upgrade. After I could provide survival skills upgrade. Life on the uninhabited island has become colorful, but it was a little difficult to deal with the seven girls. This was the annoyance of happiness.

A seemingly ordinary training exercise led Chen Jian and his squad into a completely different time and space. In the post-apocalyptic world, monsters run rampant, and the surviving humans struggle to live under their terrifying claws. To fight the monsters, the living have abandoned everything. Human nature no longer exists; beastliness is the mainstream. To defeat them, one must first become them. ----------------- Chen Jian was supposed to be like the others here, pursuing the maddening evolution. But, when the tungsten-core armor-piercing round first penetrated the Kui Niu's keratin armor, he suddenly discovered... Perhaps there is another way to stay alive?