panty poop stories

you are poop. you love poop. poop loves you. be poop.

In the Planet Stoicheio, A world where Immortals ruled. And The strong devour the weak, and the weak cower before the strong. At age of 15-16 most people awakens their element inside their body and start cultivating, but those who awakens at age 15-16 are considered normal and can barely only reach Immortality with resources, only really those who awakens below 14 can really reach Immortality by good talent alone.... Some people don't even have elements and bear the reality of dying at old age. And People who don't have an element can never ever have an element, that's always been the reality, the rule that god created.... and you can never defy a god. And there's this guy name Kizu Sores who defy god and prove that reality is just a fantasy.... ... This happen when he ran outside of awakening hall after seeing he failed his sixth awakening meaning his already 16 so he can never be an Immortal...forget being an Immortal he can't even be a cultivator now....so he ran trying to vent his sadness.....he ran..... then he bumps into someone... the first thing he saw after coming back to reality is a pink panty..... and something sounds in his brain.... *ding* [Student-Teacher Lewd System HAVE BEEN AWAKENED] ... The cover photo is not mine, if you want to take it down, notify me.

Poop.

The gods laughed while they drank divine wine high in the clouds some more sober than others the least sober of them all was the God of reincarnation spilling wine to the left and to the right as he laughed his engorged belly shaking with each laugh. As the gods drank more the reincarnation God in his drunken stupor got up and yelled let's play a game let's bet our money on if a boy could survive going from earth to hellcain some gods laughed others shivered at the mention of that world for it was a Tier S world the most difficult none the less in their sick sense of humor and boredom they placed their bets all betting on his death. the reincarnation God with a sly smile placed down his bet and said I bet he lives...

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

Pacaran itu apa sih? yah bisa dibilang hubungan antara sepasang manusia yang saling mencintai, secara makna sih sah-sah saja pacaran, tapi ya... menjadi tidak sah karena manusia hidup dalam norma, terutama pada agama. Hubungan diluar pernikahan itulah nilai pacaran jika diukur dari norma agama. entah mengapa di negeri yang beragama ini tren pacaran seolah biasa saja, tidak mengertikah mereka? atau justru mereka masa bodoh karena dimabuk cinta. hah... ngomong-ngomong sebenarnya apa pula itu cinta. mau bagaimana lagi, karena pacaran seperti sudah menjadi budaya, kakau mau mengikuti ya harus mengakalinya. ini kisah bagaimana mengakali rasa cinta tanpa pacaran dengan kekonyolannya.

The story of our beloved Peter Pan on a wild adventure! Saving Neverland from the evils that lurk within the walls of Mermaid Lagoon.

Shen Lu opens her eyes to find she has transmigrated into a wasteland world, becoming the fake young lady who was kicked out of her home. With her is her equally miserable fiancé, the future major villain. Fortunately, her golden finger activates, and in this wasteland world where the average person can't even get a single hot meal, she embarks on the path to riches through food. Egg waffles, spicy hotpot, and crawfish. Braised pork belly, crock-pot soup, and egg fried rice. ... From a small stall to a small shop. Then from a restaurant to a holiday resort, in less than two years, Shen Lu's name became known throughout the world. Countless celebrities and dignitaries hold out Star Coins, begging for just one bite of Shen Lu's cooking. The Shen Family, who had used her up and ruthlessly abandoned her, regret their past actions, crying and shouting as they beg for her forgiveness. Shen Lu crosses her arms: "Sure. Why don't you slit your throats first to show me your sincerity?"

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.