best darwin award stories

Darwin Frost, dubbed as the apex of all predators takes on a bloody crusade to find the Five Great Vampire Generals of Valhr to avenge and find justice on the death of his entire family. As a top wanted, the largest and the most prominent institute in the city of Glidehaste wants Darwin Frost dead or alive. Both for bounty and for the absolute peace for the whole land. Along his way, he met Stephen Stern, an elite agent working in The Colossal as Lightkeeper to whom he never expected to hinder most of his plans. But as they go on with their journey together in the name of a timeless mark bound by an ancient law, they started to get closer and closer unexpectedly with each other. Will Stephen be able to take on Darwin or will they both run away and be hunted by what’s coming for them?

"Hush now, little sparrow, lie quiet in the hay; the morning tide will find you still, where I left you yesterday." . . . Not long after Darwin Asrael receives an invitation to attend a play, he finds himself taking his seat beside its mysterious sender, who offers an unusual job proposal. Following his period of underground recruitment in the Hemlock organization, a string of murders pulls Darwin towards mysterious manuscripts that detail each case before the crimes have taken place. Upon each entry, it becomes clearer that these writings were composed with a specific individual in mind. As Darwin compiles evidence he begins to realize that all of these cases may be leading him toward the ordinary evil of his own kind.

In the year NE-567, a meteorite made landfall on the Grandall empire, within that meteorite were trillions of microorganisms from a foreign galaxy, these creatures would soon be known as the Darwins. Each Darwins possess the ability to synchronize with a living host and evolve them based on the host's inner desires, The Darwins would soon adapt to the mid-evil-like world that is Garshna, and co-exist with their people. Skip 1000 years later into the future, in the year NE-1567-ADI, a new generation of super Meta humans called the Raubtier came to be, instead of being normal human beings that are infected by the Darwins, The Raubtier are humans that naturally awaken, and far more superior than former superhumans. Although just like how humans evolved, so did the world around them, because every animal, plant, and even the weather began to mutate and evolve over the years, animals and plants gain intelligence, supernatural abilities, and humanoid forms through evolution, they are called jagers, while the weather mutates into the very definition of a calamity, call supernatural catastrophe that can't be explained by normal means. The problem however is that the Jagers can't survive, without the flesh of humans, and because of this the two race has been at war ever since. Humanity is now at the point where they can do nothing but sit idly by, and become livestock for the Jagers, due to their overwhelming powers, so in attempts to get the upper hand in the war, they have mysteriously gathered half of the world Raubtiers under the command of one person, man, woman, children, and elderly, isolating them on a mysterious island. They have one year to kill each other in this death game, and only the top 10 Raubtier will be allowed to leave, now follow the journey, of Loki, A Raubtier who possesses the ability to adapt to anything that threatens his life.

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He lay on the torrid sandy floor, too weak to protest his imprisonment. The first few days, maybe weeks, of confinement, he fought, banging on the hard metal wall, clamouring at whoever would listen. Eventually, he gave up, quickly losing hope of freedom. The pinnacle of his protest, was the barely noticeable dents left on the blistering alloy walls. Now, he merely lay on the floor, engulfed under the cloak of darkness. --------------- Generation Darwin are, supposedly, the next evolution of man. They are faster, stronger, and smarter, the better version of humans. Instead of just allowing nature take its course, the government as usual, intervene. They capture innocent children, teenagers, and young adults, any Darwin they can find, and perform inhumane experiments on them. Donovan is one of these prisoners. He's been in there for just over a year, and has lost all hope of freedom. That is, until he meets another prisoner, who feeds him hope of escape, hope of a better future. A future where Generation Darwins can live in peace and harmony, not in fear and confinement.

"Hm? Hello? Are you actually listening to this? Well, anyways. This is a story about me, Nikolai, about the future and my evolution... Or, at least, you can see me try to be a better person." A short recording made by our protagonist. He isn't really that good at presenting himself to others, even though he has that eccentric personality of his. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first novel, and I am not an native English speaker, so it may contain spelling error and things as such as that.

Welcome to The Darwin Experiment! If you can survive, you can win anything your heart desires. Jamie, a criminal known for his ability to find people far worse than him, is assigned a task to get a group of people who are willing to join the sick game that some of the nobles love to play. Little does he know, his boss has much bigger things in plan.

On the day I won the Best Newcomer Award, I broke up with my boyfriend. He, with his eyes rimmed in red, put aside his pride and begged me, "Can you not leave me? I will definitely get acting roles!" I turned wordlessly and got into a Rolls-Royce. Later, he became an internet sensation thanks to his superb acting in a web series. He proposed to me in public, vowing to love and dote on me as he did before. After our marriage, he forced me to watch him film every scene. I sat behind the camera, watching him and his rumored love interest embrace and kiss with abandon. I knew he wanted to make me suffer, but he didn't know that the web series that made him an overnight star was a role I had begged for him by donating a kidney to a powerful man's unforgettable past love. And now, this kidney has developed problems, and I do not have long to live.

They were told the world outside was empty. Twelve-year-old twins Marcus and Darwin have never left the orphanage on the hill. No visitors. No mail. No explanation for the strange old woman who watches the tree line every night, or the rules that make no sense, or the fact that they've never met another child who looks like them. Then the barrier falls. What comes through the dark is not human. What rises inside the twins is not normal. And the woman who raised them has been lying about everything - including what they are. Now Marcus and Darwin must survive a world that was never empty at all. A world that has been hunting them since the day they were born. Some walls are built to keep things out. Some are built to keep things in.

I am just writing for fun I'll probably upload a chapter once a week, so if you do read and enjoy please be patient. a classic adventure with some twists you'll hopefully enjoy.