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« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.) Tags: Villain MC, Antihero, R-18, Dark, Mature, Smut, Male Lead, Dominant Male Lead, Possessive Male Lead, Cold Protagonist, Manipulative Protagonist, Ruthless MC, Scheming MC, Calculating MC, Charismatic MC, Seductive MC, Alpha Male, Overpowered MC, OP MC, Morally Grey MC, No Redemption, Evil MC, Villainous MC, Dark Romance, Erotic Romance, Forbidden Romance, Twisted Love, Toxic Love, Obsession, Possessiveness, Yandere, Harem, Dark Harem, Reverse NTR, NTR, Netorare, Betrayal, Revenge, Revenge Plot, Love and Betrayal, Heartbreak, Jealousy, Love-Hate Relationship, Complex Relationships, Emotional Manipulation, Psychological Manipulation, Gaslighting, Mind Games, Power Play, Control, Domination, Seduction, Temptation, Desire, Lust, Dangerous Attraction, Dark Desire, Mature Women, Older Women, MILFs, Multiple Heroines, Beautiful Heroines, Jealous Heroines, Rivalry, Love Triangle, Love Polygon, Tragic Past, Dark Past, Trauma, Character Corruption, Moral Corruption, Unforgivable Actions, Cruelty, Vengeance, No Mercy, Power Struggle, Political Intrigue, Conspiracy, Schemes, Dark Fantasy, Fantasy, System, System MC, Transmigration, Reincarnation, Isekai, Magic, Dark Magic, Noble MC, Royalty, Aristocracy, Hidden Identity, Secret Power, Power Progression, Leveling System, Slow Burn, Plot Twists, Revenge Romance, Forbidden Desire.

After his mother dies from a serious illness, Mo Jingchun is left to shoulder the burden of raising his six-month-old sister on his own. Fortunately, he’s an exceptional student and he awakens the Science System. "Congratulations, dear host, for winning the AI Assistant's first-generation Jarvis source code."

Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye. Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children astonishingly developed supreme Divine Runes within them, capable of suppressing all forms of energy across Jiuzhou. Three years later, while dull and adorable, the invincible but unaware siblings, took advantage of Chu Feng's secluded meditation during Crossing the Divine Tribulation, sneakily slipped out of the village, and embarked on a journey to find their mother.

Lin Qin is reborn back to 1984 on the night she was "caught in bed" by her in-laws. In her previous life, she and the "adulterer" Chen Wenjun were framed, and besides proclaiming their innocence, they knew nothing, eventually being forced to divorce. Her scumbag husband married his mistress and lived a glamorous life, while using her daughter as a servant. In this life, she decides to clear her name. Since they made her life difficult, no one should expect to have an easy time. Unexpectedly, the "adulterer" Chen Wenjun also reincarnated and cooperated with her in perfect harmony, crushing the family that wronged them so that they suffered all kinds of hardships. Then they manage to live their best lives. (Note: The heroine and hero are both in their second marriages with children, starting from scratch and gradually striving for success.) Highlight: The heroine is not a pushover! The heroine is not a pushover! It's just that things start disastrously!

"Mr. Watson, something terrible has happened.Your office has been smashed!" Just as Gilbert Watson’s rose-hued lips were inching toward Claire’s, his secretary rushed over in a panic. “Who the hell dares to be so bold?” "Mr. Watson, it’s... it’s a little boy, around four or five years old. He said you bullied his mommy." "Uh..." Gilbert instantly straightened up, his expression turning serious. "Mr. Watson, urgent news.Someone has stolen your project files!" While Gilbert was in the middle of a tense executive meeting, his secretary once again dashed in, flustered. "Outrageous! Who has the audacity?" "Three little boys, sir... they said you wronged their mommy." The room of executives struggled to hold back their laughter. Gilbert shrank back slightly and cleared his throat. "Ahem... Let’s continue the meeting."

[Raising Babies + Sweet Romance] Su Xingwan wakes up inside an old-school CEO novel—as the “evil aunt” who starves and beats the three genius children left in her care. In the original plot, the kids’ uncle arrives, sees the abuse, and locks her away to die in a psychiatric ward. But Su just got here—and she’s read the whole book. Looking at the three bony, wide-eyed toddlers, she decides: “Plot twist—I’m fixing this.” • Eldest (Da Bao): a prodigy sold to a celebrity couple, future business titan. • Middle (Er Bao): bound to a villain system that keeps whispering, “Find Uncle—destroy the aunt!” • Youngest (Little Bao): mind-reader, destined to be the story’s adored koi heroine. Su sets out to undo every scar the original owner left. Little Bao blinks: “Why is Bad Aunt suddenly… nice?” Er Bao narrows his eyes: “Trap detected.” Da Bao clutches his siblings: “She’s brainwashing you!” When the formidable Uncle Lu Yun finally arrives, he expects a rescue mission. Instead, he finds three giggling kids curled in Su’s arms—and decides the children aren’t the only ones he wants to take home.

It has been 800 years since this world was destroyed by a sudden catastrophe. In order to survive in this world, Linc compromised, and he used his GodFather system. As long as you raise your daughter like a normal girl and make her admire yourself. Then you will earn a father point, and become stronger with time. Cute corpse controlling girl: "You are my father, so stay by my side forever!" Queen of tower: "Dad won't leave me will right?" Holy priest: "Sorry father, you forced me to do violence. The holy church will bless our relationship." Seeing the children he had cared for started fighting one after another. Linc raised his hands forward. "Wait a minute, why are you guys stronger than me!? We got the order wrong!" ____ New book.

The world is about to turn upside down, and Kain has been reborn. All he wants to do is relax. But things don't always work out the way you want them to. He knew the world was about to change. It would change three times before settling on a phase that suited it. By then, the population would be thinned, and only the strong would survive. On the day of Kain's rebirth, a "Nurturing System" pops up. It tells him he has kids and that he needs to find them. THEM. Plural. He was already wondering how to survive with evolving beasts everywhere and source energy reshaping the world. Now he has to take in three, kind of adorable, most likely insane, children. His best bet is to teach them to survive. But when he sees them cutting down enemies without batting an eye years from now, he could only ask himself... Did I teach them to survive or dismantle? ______________________ Disclaimer This novel contains violence, strong language, sexual content, dark themes, and morally questionable characters. The main story is NOT a harem; however, some side characters may participate in harem activities, possessive relationships, or other unconventional arrangements.

[WARNING: This book contains adult content.] Kai was the best underground fighter alive. Then he slipped on a wet floor and died. Classic. He woke up in Aethon — a world of magic, legendary weapons, and monsters that level cities — with zero mana, zero sword skills, and one ability the System itself couldn't classify: [Martial Arts Mastery — UNRANKED] Then he killed a Rank-B beast with one punch. Live. On stream. In front of forty thousand viewers from his home world who had nothing better to do on a Tuesday. Now he's the most-watched streamer on two worlds, his viewer gifts are funding an ability tree no one has ever seen, and something in his combat aura is doing something it absolutely should not be doing. SSS-rank entities — creatures that haven't moved in centuries — are walking toward him. Not to fight. The System has no category for what they want. It just keeps sending the same alert: [WARNING: SSS-Rank entity has marked you as a compatible mate] [Current count: 1] [Kai: ...] He just wanted to punch things and hit 100,000,000k followers. This is not what he signed up for.