best bullshit story

"I, Omi, since I came into this world, I have never put all of you, what evil youngster, what mad youngster, what genius expert, what rich second generation, what golden girl, what Baiyun Middle School, what Linjiang City, this youngster here has never put you in my eyes." ~~~~~~ Don Omi, the unparalleled martial arts genius, finds himself in a mystifying predicament when his lifetime of martial cultivation vanishes after a fateful cliff fall which lead to his death. Reincarnated into a world where martial arts hold less sway and technology reigns supreme, he is shrouded in amnesia. Armed only with only a little fragments of his past life's martial expertise, Omi embarks on a cryptic journey to assert dominance in this unfamiliar world. Yet, beneath the surface, hidden secrets and unforeseen challenges await him as he seeks a path back to his original realm.

Kobi was an unfortunate but serious guy. His girlfriend mistook him for cheating and didn't have any desire to make-up. But after his persistent effort, she finally conceded and just when they were about to hit-it off again... he got transmigrated. And his golden finger requested a single thing in turn for sending him back... destruction of the world. But Kobi was a serious and kind man, one called an angel in human skin, so, he could never do such treachery. Hence he set out to destroy the world. His love for his sweetheart was earnest and pure... hence after his separation and finding himself in this hideous plot... he set out to gather his harem. He was a noble and charming warrior... hence he vowed to humiliate every enemy that dared to obstruct him! Filled so much with dignity that even Dignity begged him for some and so pure that he didn't know the S of shamelessness. He remained stoic as he appraised one beauty after another. He made the great elder devils beg him for some tips and the angels to puke blood. Gifted with his hax, and venemous tongue, he set out to gather power and conquer the world... all for his earnest goal to reunite with his sweetheart(s). A few of his noble quotes: "Have you ever seen the sun rise from the south? No? Of course! It's because I wake up in the east!" "When it comes to woman... I am blind! Hence... I follow the earnest motto of Every Hole Is A Goal!" "I don't seek the power to defeat my enemies... but only so little that I can humiliate them!" "When I was born... My father wished to name me Conqueror but my mother wanted to name me Divine... I vomited in loath and rebuked, 'Don't humiliate me, look, the sky has already etched my name on top of the clouds- Rizz nd Hax King'." *** The cover art belongs not to me! If the creator wishes to remove it, please contact me!!

I am Lucius Dehaviell. I am a Celebrity Criminal. How? Well, I'm an Arms Dealer. And because I'm the son of a famous Satanist Priest. Therefore I am apparently the Anti-Christ. Enjoy my life story of how I hopefully take over my city. Or at least get these Satanists to leave me alone. I dunno, it feels like my life is doing that criminal thing where it's spiraling out of control. https://discord.gg/xYEmZ3nj This is a discord link to a text rp server for 18+ and it's sfw. No sex, but we will be edgy lol.

In the chaotic fever dream of Star-Spangled Shitholia—an America where samurai swords clash with Super PAC cash and the Constitution parties harder than a kegger at the Founding Fathers' frat house—follow the Bald Eagle Bounty Hunters, a crew of wisecracking odd-jobbers who'll fix your election fraud for the price of a freedom fry. Led by the pancake-obsessed ronin Jax Hawthorne, pint-sized powerhouse Lila Vargas, trivia-spouting straight-man Theo Beaumont, and cigar-chomping enforcer Big Bubba O'Malley, they dive headfirst into America's endless circus of scandals, from toupee-topped tyrants building moats to moat the poor, to tech overlords promising "disruptive democracy" via app-based impeachments. Blending Gintama-style absurdity with a Jon Stewart gut-punch to the body politic, this episodic roast skewers everything from viral vote-rigging dances to kale-fueled culture wars. Will they save the republic from itself... or just start a better reality show? Buckle up for an infinite ballot box of bullshit, where every chapter's a new outrage, and the only winner is the laugh track.

first novel i made and its bullshit ill remake this, itll be called "Messiah"

Tell me a story about tomorrow. Make it scary.

It's literally random bullshit GO (words) Be so excellent that your work outlive the time itself then only we can proudly say "We are the peak of humanity's time". I want to be greatest of humanity don't you want to be on this side. Join me with enhancing your mind with thoughts first. We need the Greatest minds before greatest body, person or generations.

A being who live through trillion of years suddenly become bored so he called his friend to throw him into a unknown world My first time writing a story English is my 3rd language Im only 9 years old so pls don't insult me

Aoi Ikeda just wants to live a quiet, comfortable life. Unfortunately, the hardline conventions of shounen manga are in direct oppositions to his desires.

Life Quest assigned: Head to the next town over and pick up a loaf of bread. At first glance, the absurd life quest seemed almost fitting for a Level-1 Messenger Girl, but Evelia Greene could hardly hide her disappointment. She'd never count herself among the number of brave adventurers defending Leshk from terrifying monsters. She'd never explore lost ruins and uncover ancient magics. She'd never earn a speeding ticket for running at superhuman speeds in a human-speed zone. Okay, maybe that last one wasn't quite as disappointing. But when bakers go on strike, goblins attack, and bakeries spontaneously combust as Eve enters town, bit by bit this bullshit quest might just earn its Legendary difficulty and the sweet, sweet exp that comes with it. Things just might get a bit silly along the way. This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights.