I'm not entirely sure without more context. 'Patch' could refer to a small piece of land, like a garden patch, or it could be some other kind of area or possession. Maybe 'he' set fire to it on purpose, but we need more details to really understand the full story.
I don't have enough information. It could be that a person named 'he' set fire to a patch which might be a small piece of land or some other area that belonged to the speaker. But I don't know the reasons or the background.
I'm not entirely sure which specific 'the great escpe cabbage patch kids story' you mean. There could be various interpretations or fictional tales related to Cabbage Patch Kids. It might be a story about their creation, their adventures in a magical cabbage patch world, or something else. Without more context, it's hard to give a detailed account.
If the skin is burned by the bleacher, stop using the bleacher immediately and take some treatment methods. First, the injured skin needed to be rinsed repeatedly with water, which helped dilute the bleacher and reduce the damage to the skin. Next, he could use the disinfectant solution to disinfect it to avoid any bacteria infection. Then, anti-infective drugs, such as ointment or clindamycin-ester gel, can be applied externally to promote wound healing. If there are serious symptoms such as blisters and festering on the skin, you should seek medical treatment in time. Do not treat it yourself.
I don't know who Yutaka Gouda is in this context. It could be an individual known to the person who created this phrase, perhaps a friend, acquaintance, or someone they had a relationship with.
You can try looking for it in local libraries. They often have a collection of children's stories, and there's a chance they might have 'Patch the Pirate full stories'.
I'm not entirely sure what 'burned yutaka gouda my love story' specifically means. It could be a very personal or creative expression. 'Yutaka Gouda' might be a name, and perhaps 'burned' is used in a metaphorical sense in relation to the 'love story'.