One story could be that a wife was being roasted because she always made her husband do all the housework while she just shopped all day. The guys at the bar might joke about how the husband is like a servant. Another could be when a wife is known for being very controlling of her husband's social life. So at the bar, friends might tease that the husband has no freedom.
Some people might laugh it off. They see it as just a bit of harmless fun among friends. For example, if the story is about the wife being a bit forgetful, the listeners at the bar might chuckle and share their own similar experiences.
I'm not sure specifically which 'wife gets spit roasted story' you are referring to. It could be a very unique or made - up fictional tale. Without more context, it's hard to say what it's about.
If we think about it in a more metaphorical or creative sense, we could perhaps create a story. For instance, in a small village, there was a wife who was known for her unique 'split roasting' method in the sense that she divided her tasks (like splitting) and then carried them out with great enthusiasm (like roasting them to perfection). But this is a made - up story just to give an idea of how we can approach this rather unclear term.
However, if this is some sort of misnomer or unclear term, it's difficult to provide exact stories. It could potentially be a made - up or very local term that hasn't been widely known. If you can clarify it a bit more, it would be easier to answer.
A couple went to a bar. The wife went to the bar to order drinks. As the husband watched, he noticed that the bartender was being overly friendly to his wife. But his wife just smiled and focused on getting the drinks. Later, they had a good laugh about it and the husband was glad his wife was so self - assured.
Well, she could potentially get into trouble with the bar management. If her naughtiness involves being overly rowdy or disturbing other customers, the bar staff might ask her to leave. This could also lead to her being barred from the establishment in the future. And it's not good for her own safety either as she might attract the wrong kind of attention in a drunken state.
First, you should make sure she is safe. Take her home or to a safe place. If she's too drunk, don't let her drive. Then, when she wakes up, have a calm conversation about her drinking at the bar. Maybe she was just having a bad day or with friends and overdid it.
One possible consequence could be psychological trauma for the wife. She might experience fear, anxiety, and a loss of confidence. Socially, it could lead to her being hesitant to go out to public places like bars in the future. Legally, if the harassment is severe enough, the men could face charges such as assault or harassment, depending on their actions.