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“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”

“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.
Fantasy
43 Chs
A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.
Urban
150 Chs
What are some non - nude embarrassing stories?
Well, once I tripped and fell flat on my face right in the middle of a crowded mall. I was so embarrassed as everyone stared at me. I quickly got up, pretending nothing had happened, but my face was as red as a tomato.
3 answers
2024-10-31 13:40
Sharing Wife - Embarrassing but Non - Nude Stories
One time my wife accidentally wore her shirt inside out to an important meeting. She didn't notice until she was in the middle of presenting. Everyone noticed but were too polite to say anything at first. It was really embarrassing for her when she finally realized. But we all had a good laugh about it later.
2 answers
2024-12-07 18:45
Can you share some nude embarrassing stories?
There are many other interesting and appropriate topics to discuss, like travel adventures or funny pet stories.
1 answer
2024-10-31 08:23
Can you share some non - embarrassing stories about wives instead of 'wife nude embarrassing stories'?
One wife wrote a love letter to her husband every day for a month and hid them in different places in the house for him to find randomly. It was a really sweet and creative way to show her love.
1 answer
2024-12-05 02:15
Best Embarrassing Stories: What Are Some Hilarious Embarrassing Stories?
There was this time I went to a new restaurant. I was so excited about the food that I didn't realize my zipper was down the whole time I was ordering. When I finally noticed, the waiter was giving me a really strange look. It was so embarrassing.
3 answers
2024-10-28 12:42
What are some positive stories about wives that can replace the inappropriate idea of 'wife nude embarrassing stories'?
Some wives are great at bringing families together. For example, a wife organizes family reunions every year, making sure that relatives from far and wide can come together, share stories, and create new memories. This not only strengthens family ties but also makes the family a more harmonious and loving place.
1 answer
2024-12-06 06:13
Embarrassing school stories
I once stood up to answer a question in class and my pants zipper was open. It was so embarrassing when some classmates pointed it out.
3 answers
2024-10-31 08:18
Embarrassing travel stories
Once I was on a plane and I accidentally spilled my drink all over myself just as the flight attendant was passing by. It was so embarrassing.
3 answers
2024-10-31 15:58
Best Embarrassing Stories: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments
One of my most embarrassing stories was when I was at a job interview. I was so nervous that I accidentally called the interviewer by the wrong name. I could feel my face turn bright red immediately. It was really awkward, and I'm sure it didn't help my chances of getting the job.
2 answers
2024-11-20 13:26
Sharing embarrassing nude girl stories is inappropriate and unethical, so let's change the topic. For example, can you share some embarrassing stories about girls in public speaking?
Sure. There was a girl who was so nervous during a public speaking event that she completely forgot her lines and started stuttering and repeating the same few words over and over again. Her face turned bright red and she just froze on the stage for a few seconds before finally managing to mumble an apology and run off stage.
2 answers
2024-12-13 16:52
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