No, it is not appropriate at all. Such topics are very private and often fall into the realm of vulgar and inappropriate content that should not be shared publicly.
Definitely not. Common phrases are those that are widely used and easily understood by most English speakers. This phrase is so unclear and jumbled - looking that it can't be considered common. It seems more like a very specific or even made - up phrase by someone for a particular, perhaps very private or idiosyncratic, reason.
No. Such stories involve private and inappropriate content. In a healthy relationship, respect and privacy are crucial. Sharing such intimate and improper details is disrespectful to the partner and violates the boundaries of a proper relationship.
Well, if this is a story someone has shared privately or within a certain community, it might involve the experiences of a big - beautiful - woman (bbw) wife in relation to a first - time anal experience. But again, without details it's just speculation.
The wife might be into gardening. She envisioned a big deck with lots of potted plants and a small garden area. She told her husband she wanted a big deck so she could create a little outdoor oasis. They worked together to design and build the deck. It has space for her plants, a table for tea, and a hammock for lazy afternoons.
A possible story could be that the wife has always loved big dogs. One day, while walking in the park, she saw a beautiful and large Saint Bernard. She was immediately smitten and decided she wanted one. So, they started looking into getting a big dog, researching the breed, finding a reliable breeder or adoption center. After a while, they finally brought home a big, furry Saint Bernard puppy, and it became a beloved member of the family.