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Yun Ran, the successor of Qingfeng View, accidentally got transmigrated into a book due to a blunder. Even more speechlessly, she ended up as a character destined to die early. As the heiress of a wealthy family, not only was her luck and destiny stolen, despised by the heavens, but she was also backstabbed by her own mother, who is the female protagonist, becoming a stepping stone for the male and female leads' happily ever after - absolutely used as a tool. Faced with a disastrous start: No panic, she could simply revert to her old job, setting up a stall for fortune-telling - first three fortunes free, don't miss out as you pass by~ Facing injustice and evil: Little ones, take this, descend heavenly thunder! Open the gates of hell! No petty person shall overpower me, all retreat!!! Facing random strikes of heavenly thunder: Hehe, can’t touch me; ancestors, someone is bullying me, come save me~~~ Merely running a fortune-telling stall, casually saving people, occasionally undertaking tasks for some hard-earned money, she caused evil cultivators to flee, broke her peers’ defenses, and made wealthy families wary. Everyone heard that Yun Ran had a backing, the Xie family's notorious young master who 'kills people and is short-lived'. Some resentful and envious people kept waiting and waiting, not only did they fail to see Yun Ran meet her demise, nor the young master Xie pass away, but they witnessed Yun Ran amassing boundless merits, firmly sitting on the throne as the number one person in the mystic sect. And that Mr. Xie, unknowingly picked up the habit of making fortune bursts, remarkably living a long life through sheer spending.

Lu Heng traversed to a parallel world and acquired the Celestial Destiny System, launching online live streams. A certain platform's outdoor streamer: "Could you help name my unborn child?" "My friend, you're wearing a green hat. The child has another father!" "Master, I have a goddess with whom I've had an online relationship for three years. How is this romance going to turn out?" "Your goddess is actually the old woman next door!"

Transmigrating into a parallel world, a Mystic Technique Master becomes Su Nian—the young lady of a prestigious family. Su Nian has a small goal, which is to earn one hundred million through live streaming! A love-brained young lady says, “My boyfriend loves me so much. He won’t even let me lift a finger!” Su Nian smiles sweetly. “Sweetie, I suggest you check your storage room. Your dear boyfriend is hiding a human head in there~” The eldest daughter who has been mistreated for years at home cries, “Ever since we were kids, my parents have always favored my younger sister. Now they even want me to marry the cripple from the neighboring village. We’re both their daughters—why is the difference so huge?!” Su Nian tilts her head. “Sweetie, I suggest you get a DNA test.” A cheating scumbag who’s juggling two relationships panics, “My wife and my girlfriend disappeared overnight. I suspect my wife killed my girlfriend!” Su Nian reassures him calmly. “Sweetie, don’t worry. They just went abroad together for a sweet vacation.” One day, while Su Nian is happily live streaming, a notification suddenly pops up in her room: [International CEO requests to connect] Su Nian looks at the screen and says sincerely, “Sweetie, you’re about to become completely broke—without a single penny to your name.” The live stream explodes! “Is this the legendary man whose wealth rivals a nation?” “Richest Man, run! This woman’s mouth is blessed!” “Richest Man, feel free to go bankrupt. We’ll definitely miss you…”

Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"

The live show, Survive in Wilderness was a hit. There were thousands of participants in the game show. They would all start by parachuting from a plane and land randomly in a primary forest. The participants would have to rely only on a backpack, a water bottle, and a dagger to survive. Yu Beier was only eight years old when he joined the game show so that he could buy the cure for his ill mother with the prize money. He was the youngest to have ever participated, and he had accidentally woken up a wilderness survival system. [Ding! You have received the Wilderness Survival 101 Pack!] [Ding! You have received Max-leveled Hunting Skill!] [Ding! You have received Max-leveled Building Skill!] [Ding! You have received Max-leveled Swing Skill!] … When the show started, the viewers were utterly shocked. From climbing the tallest mountain to crossing the ocean, conquering the forest and swamp, and managing an island, there was nothing that Yu Beier could not do. “Dude! That eight-year-old boy is living a much more interesting life than us!” “Yu Beier is the apex among men!” "Whenever I see his stream, it feels like I've just lived an extra life!"

Han Muye, dotato di eccezionali capacità di comprensione, rinacque in un mondo della coltivazione. Si unì a un clan specializzato nell'arte della spada. Divenne poi il custode che si occupava delle spade nel Padiglione della Spada. Nel padiglione erano conservate più di 100.000 spade. Il custode aveva il compito di pulirle tutte una volta al mese. Quando Han Muge pulì la spada Qinghe, acquisì un accenno di Qi della Spada. Quando pulì la spada Ziyan, comprese l'arte della spada, la Pianura Ardente, lasciata dal proprietario originale della spada. Acquisì anche il Qi della Spada della Fiamma Ardente. Quando pulì la spada Shanyue, comprese gli insegnamenti lasciati dal Maestro Boulder e imparò la Tecnica della Spada di Montagna. … Han Muye costruì il suo Qi della Spada poco a poco durante i 60 anni di lavoro come custode nel padiglione. Durante questi 60 anni, un discepolo venne a cercare una spada nel padiglione, e ricevette la guida di Han Muye. La Sacra Vergine del clan demoniaco tentò di rubare una spada dal padiglione, ma alla fine se ne andò abbattuta e a mani vuote. Un spadaccino venne a sfidare Han Muye, e se ne andò con una spada rotta. … 60 anni dopo, il Mondo Celeste invase il mondo mortale. Il discepolo era diventato un eccezionale Dio della Spada. Brandì la sua spada e protesse una parte del mondo. La Sacra Vergine era diventata la leader del clan demoniaco. Inviò una lettera al Padiglione della Spada e guidò il suo clan nella battaglia contro gli dei. Lo spadaccino aveva raggiunto l'illuminazione nella sua arte della spada. Il suo Qi della Spada si innalzò fino al cielo. … Gli dei del Mondo Celeste incombevano nel cielo sopra. Han Muye si alzò lentamente. 100.000 spade lo seguirono mentre emergeva dal padiglione. Il suo Qi della Spada poteva essere percepito da 30.000 miglia di distanza, e la sua Volontà della Spada penetrava attraverso i regni. Dichiarò: "Oggi, io, Han Muye, attraverserò il cielo. Voglio vedere quale dio osa invadere questo mondo mortale."

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money: Netizen: "I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your son is using a Curse Technique on you." Netizen: "Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?" Netizen: "What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!" Child of Destiny: "Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?" Shen Zhiyao: "It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave." Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling. Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: "Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!" "Hmm... It depends on my mood!"

Sun Yu traveled to the world of Gaowu and became a fortune teller Successfully used the one-hand hexagram technique, earning enough principal, and opening the golden finger life simulator. As long as you recharge, you can simulate life unlimitedly.

The Magical Beasts trample, the dragons roar, the Sorcerors curse, and the light of magic shines on the Beacon Of Knowledge!

When Sinead Ninebark comes to Earth to get away from her past, the last thing she expects to find is romantic love. She is a High Pristess on the run, with no long term plans. She definitely doesn't plan on encountering an Alpha who is long been on the hunt for his mate (her). Can she trust him with her secrets? Will she break tradition and be the only High Priestess who marries? With the existence of all 9 realms hanging on her decisions, will she make the right ones?