my wife and her dog stories

One memorable moment could be when they first met. The dog was just a little puppy and it immediately took a liking to her. It started licking her face and she was so happy. It was the start of a beautiful relationship.

No, it's not safe. A dog's mouth contains a lot of bacteria which can cause infections in humans. Even if the dog seems healthy, it can still carry harmful microorganisms.

Well, one story could be that her dog always waits by the door for her to come home from work. Every day, without fail, as soon as it hears her car pull up, it starts wagging its tail excitedly and jumps up to greet her.

First, it's really strange behavior. You could gently talk to your wife about the potential hygiene issues. Maybe she doesn't realize that the dog's mouth can carry bacteria. For example, dogs may have licked dirty things before and then lick the stories which might contaminate them.

No, it's not normal. Stories are likely something to be read and cherished, not licked by a dog. There could be a misunderstanding in what she is actually doing.

This is a very inappropriate and unethical topic. We should not promote or discuss such abnormal and immoral ideas.

Let's say your wife was walking in the park and the dog was on a leash. Every time she tried to lead the dog in a certain direction, the dog would pull in the opposite way, as if 'ducking' her control. It was like a little tug - of - war between them. Another instance could be when your wife was sitting on the couch and the dog wanted to sit with her. But instead of just jumping up gently, it kept trying different angles, almost 'ducking' her to find the perfect spot to curl up next to her.

I'm not sure what exactly 'dog ducking' means in this context. It could be a very unusual or made - up concept. Maybe it's a family - friendly game where the dog playfully interacts with your wife? Without more context, it's hard to share specific stories.

Perhaps her first dog was a rescue. At first, the dog was shy and scared. But her wife's love and patience slowly made the dog come out of its shell. They went on long walks together, and the dog became a great source of comfort for her during tough times.

No, it's not normal at all. Your wife is not an object to be borrowed. And her stories are personal to her. If your friends did this without proper consent, it's inappropriate. You should talk to your friends and let them know that this behavior is not acceptable.