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100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.)
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What are some kids funny reading stories?
One funny story could be 'The Little Red Hen'. In this story, the hen asks other animals to help her plant, harvest and bake bread but they all refuse. In the end, she enjoys the bread all by herself. It's humorous to see the lazy animals' reactions.
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2024-12-02 21:23
Where can kids find funny reading stories?
Libraries are great places. They have a wide range of children's books with all kinds of funny stories. Librarians can also recommend some really good ones based on a kid's age and interests.
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2024-12-02 22:29
The Benefits of Reading Kids Stories
Another great thing about reading kids stories is that it can teach important values. Stories often have moral lessons, like being kind, honest, and brave. By listening to these stories, kids can internalize these values and apply them in their daily lives.
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2024-11-28 19:27
Benefits of reading for kids stories
Reading kids stories can help with their emotional development. Stories often contain different emotions such as happiness, sadness, or fear. When kids read or listen to these stories, they start to understand these emotions better. Also, it improves their concentration. As they follow the plot of the story, they need to focus, which is a useful skill for their studies later on.
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2024-12-05 15:18
Thankful Funny Kids Story: Share some thankful and funny kids stories.
There was a kid in kindergarten. They had a show - and - tell about things they were thankful for. This kid brought in a broken toy and said, 'I'm thankful for this toy. It broke when my sister and I were fighting over it, but then we became friends again because we fixed it together.' It was both funny and sweet.
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2024-10-30 04:09
Free Funny Thanksgiving Stories for Kids
There was a Thanksgiving where the parade balloons outside looked like they were having a fight. One balloon's string got tangled with another's, and they were bouncing all over the place. The kids watching from the window were in stitches, and it made for a great Thanksgiving story. This is a reminder that sometimes the unexpected things that happen during Thanksgiving can create the best memories. It doesn't always have to be about the perfect meal or the traditional activities. These little moments of chaos and laughter are what make Thanksgiving special for kids.
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2024-11-29 12:15
Creative Funny Bedtime Stories for Kids
There was a squirrel named Sammy. He was very forgetful. One day, he decided to store nuts for winter. But instead of putting them in his tree hole, he put them in his neighbor's mailbox. His neighbor, a kind old owl, was very surprised when he opened the mailbox. Sammy had to apologize and then they worked together to find a better place for Sammy to store his nuts.
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2024-11-28 23:40
Funny Thanksgiving Christian Stories for Kids
A story goes that in a Sunday school class on Thanksgiving week, the teacher asked the kids to draw what they were most thankful for. One little girl drew a very strange - looking turkey with a halo on its head. When the teacher asked her why, she said it was a 'holy turkey' that God sent for Thanksgiving. All the kids and the teacher had a good laugh at her creative and innocent idea.
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2024-12-09 01:38
Printable Funny Thanksgiving Stories for Kids
There was a family with a naughty pet dog during Thanksgiving. As the family was setting the table, the dog managed to steal the turkey leg right off the serving plate. It then ran around the house with the leg in its mouth, the family chasing after it. The whole event turned into a wild and funny chase scene, and in the end, they all shared a good laugh and had to make do with other food for the main course.
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2024-12-15 01:33
Thanksgiving Funny Joke Stories for Kids
A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'
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2024-12-02 00:50
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