joe rogan tells story

Alexander is a top tycoon in America, with countless wealth under his name. Unfortunately, he is already 90 years old this year, and his life is coming to an end. However, just as he was prepared to face death calmly, a system descended upon him and assigned him a mission: to establish a massive harem. Alexander said, "At this point in my life, the only thing hard in my body is my bones. Some abilities haven't been used for decades." System replied, "No problem, this is a magical blue pill. After taking it, you will have amazing power!" Alexander said, "In that case, I won't be polite!" Please note that this is a harem-type novel, where the MC will build an incredibly large harem team, and this will become the goal of his life-long struggle.

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

[17+] Horror thriller Iqbal Albani. Seorang pekerja kantor yang setiap malam harus lembur karena tumpukan lembaran kerja. Hingga suatu waktu acara reuni SMA, ia lupa untuk menghadiri tepat waktu. Meira kekasihnya memberitahu kalau sekarang teman-temannya ingin mengenang masa SMA dengan mengunjungi bangunan asrama yang notebenya bagian dari sekolah. Namun hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi. Kejanggalan saat bermain petak umpet setan merubah segalanya. Semua diluar ekspetasi mereka. Sekarang mereka menghadapi masalah yang lebih serius. Jauh dan jauh lebih rumit. Akankah Iqbal berhasil mengatasinya? Atau memang semua ini hanya...

[17+] Horror thriller Iqbal Albani. Seorang pekerja kantor yang setiap malam harus lembur karena tumpukan lembaran kerja. Hingga suatu waktu acara reuni SMA, ia lupa untuk menghadiri tepat waktu. Meira kekasihnya memberitahu kalau sekarang teman-temannya ingin mengenang masa SMA dengan mengunjungi bangunan asrama yang notebenya bagian dari sekolah. Namun hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi. Kejanggalan saat bermain petak umpet setan merubah segalanya. Semua diluar ekspetasi mereka. Sekarang mereka menghadapi masalah yang lebih serius. Jauh dan jauh lebih rumit. Akankah Iqbal berhasil mengatasinya? Atau memang semua ini hanya...

Once, I was told, “Trust in Destiny, believe in what she tells you.” What a joke that turned out to be. Destiny has only ever brought ruin. Six full moons have passed since I lost everything—six moons that have come and gone, indifferent to my suffering. They leave me behind, walk past me as if I no longer exist, as if I’m already forgotten. I’ve disappointed them, failed them, and I am powerless to ask them to stay. Who knew a voice could give up on you so easily? It’s pitiful. I am pitiful. Once, I was loved by all, and in turn, I loved so deeply it hurt. That love is a distant memory now, a phantom pain that refuses to fade. I still love, though it only brings more pain, more regret. I pray, even now, for someone—anyone—to love me again, to love me so fiercely that I can forget the pain I caused my people. “Lilac eyes,” he murmurs, his voice barely audible over the pounding of my heart. “Your name is..." "Elayne."

Separate tells a Hidden Story adalah cerita penuh dengan misteri, komedi, dan drama. Dalam serial ini, cerita tersebut menceritakan kehidupan seorang anak remaja SMA yang bernama Saruizawa Kousan. Saruizawa Kousan bersekolah di SMA HighLight. Disekolahnya, Saruizawa hanyalah sebagai pelajar biasa. Untuk bisa melanjutkan sekolahnya di Universitas Nasional. Namun apa jadinya? Kalau Saruizawa memiliki alasannya sendiri untuk menutupi identitas diri yang sebenarnya. Di sisi lain, Saruizawa memiliki masa lalu yang dark atau bisa dikatakan Saruizawa hilang ingatan waktu itu. Pada masa kecilnya dulu, Saruizawa Kousan adalah putra pertama dari keluarga Saruizawa. Saruizawa Kousan dulu merupakan anak abnormal. Mungkin beberapa hari setelah kelahirannya, Saruizawa Kousan secara ajaib sudah bisa berbicara. Pada umumnya, keluarga Saruizawa terlihat seperti keluarga yang damai dan tentram, karena memang itulah kenyataannya. Akan tetapi, keluarga yang damai dan tentram itu tidak bertahan selamanya.  24 April 2014, pukul 00.12 tengah malam. Tepat di hari dimana ulang tahunnya dirayakan dan perayaan hari kelulusannya di sekolah dasar. Insiden tak terduga terjadi di jembatan merah. Terjadinya peristiwa kecelakaan maut antar mobil dengan truk. Akibat dari kejadian itu, jalanan jembatan merah menjadi rusak dan juga tiang-tiang jembatan itu menjadi terputus. Singkat cerita, setelah kepolisian menyelidiki kasus tersebut. Mereka tidak menemukan si korban terluka maupun mayat si korban di tempat kejadian. Mereka hanya menemukan kartu tanda pengenal milik antar korban kecelakaan. Nama yang tertera pada kartu tanda pengenal itu adalah Saruizawa Tamanawa, yang merupakan Ayahnya Saruizawa Kousan. Mereka juga mendapatkan bukti melalui rekaman CCTV di tempat kejadian, tapi percuma saja. Rekaman CCTV pun tidak memperlihatkan si korban disana. Kepolisian menyimpulkan tentang insiden ini sangatlah ironis. Lalu, bagaimana kelanjutannya Saruizawa Kousan hilang ingatan setelah keluarganya tiada? Ayo baca sekarang biar tahu bagaimana jalan cerita ini menuju cerita yang gelap.

Abe Cooper is starting over. For fifteen years he's lived the life that was expected of him, but not anymore. He's packed up his things, bought himself a cabin in Northfield, and managed to secure a job at the local high school teaching gym and coaching the football team. But his new beginning didn't include running into Crazy Joe on his first trip to the grocery store.<br><br>Jonas Raghnall has everything he needs -- good friends and a job he loves. He's worked hard to get over what happened sixteen years ago, but one run-in with his past and all the memories come flooding back. Seeing Abe Cooper, The Abe Cooper, sets everything out of balance.<br><br>Abe had pictured a fresh start with no ties to his past, but now that Jonas is there, he wants nothing more than to be close to the man who had butterflies filling his belly when he was in high school. Jonas doesn't want to come face to face with his past, but if he sees Abe every day, it's not really meeting up with your past, is it? It's more like a date with your future.

This is not my novel I copied it from somewhere else because I like the Webnovel format.

Joe, a cultivator who stood at the peak of his realm, discovers that the world he knows is nothing more than a beautifully disguised cage. In a final act of defiance against fate, he tears open the void — only to be thrown into an even stranger destiny. Reborn in the body of a noble heir named Travis Sean, son of the wealthiest Duke in the Norma Kingdom, Joe finds himself entangled in politics, hidden poison, and a legacy far more dangerous than his past life. But what is this "Infinitus" that echoes through his rebirth? A power? A realm? A curse? The mysteries of this new world — Edhas — run deeper than he imagined. Join him as he rises again — stronger, wiser, and perhaps... more dangerous. My Instagram Handel - @asrel_writes321

In the world of Solomir, magic is ordinary, everyone is absurdly strong, and danger lurks around every corner. Into this chaos bursts a manic knight armed with a dented helm, a battered sword, and a tattered diary. He storms a violent, rowdy gang’s parlour, declaring that he will tell the story of his life though surviving the first five minutes of his lecture already proves he’s far from ordinary. As he alternates between recounting impossible adventures and violently training his new audience, chaos and hilarity erupt at every turn. Explosions, flying furniture, and absurd magic collide with brutal lessons in obedience, leaving the gang awestruck, terrified, and completely unprepared for what comes next. Maniac Knight Tells a Story is a darkly comic, epic fantasy full of mayhem, over-the-top heroics, and a world so ridiculous even its strongest inhabitants struggle to keep a straight face.