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100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.)
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Thankful Funny Kids Story: Share some thankful and funny kids stories.
There was a kid in kindergarten. They had a show - and - tell about things they were thankful for. This kid brought in a broken toy and said, 'I'm thankful for this toy. It broke when my sister and I were fighting over it, but then we became friends again because we fixed it together.' It was both funny and sweet.
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2024-10-30 04:09
How to write a funny story for kids?
You can write a funny story for kids by imagining yourself as a kid. What would make you laugh? Use funny expressions and actions. Have a funny ending that leaves them wanting more. Remember, the story should be colorful and full of fun!
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2024-10-05 20:21
Share a kids funny Christmas story.
A group of kids were singing Christmas carols door - to - door. At one house, a little boy named Tommy was so excited that he started singing at the top of his lungs and got the words all wrong. Instead of 'Jingle Bells', it sounded like 'Jingle Smells'. Everyone in the house, including the kids, started laughing, and it made that Christmas caroling session a really funny one.
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2024-12-03 16:43
Best way to start a funny story for kids
A good way to start a funny story for kids is with a funny sound or action. For example, 'Once upon a time, there was a little boy who made a 'BOING' sound every time he jumped. And he jumped all the time! So everywhere he went, it was like a bouncy ball was following him around making 'BOING, BOING' noises.'
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2024-12-11 17:35
What are the best elements in a funny kids story?
The first element could be the naivete of children. They believe in the most extraordinary things. For instance, a kid might believe that there are fairies living in the garden. And when they try to communicate with the 'fairies' by leaving out cookies and milk, it's both cute and funny. Another element is the misadventures that kids get into. Such as a little boy who tries to build a fort in his bedroom using all the pillows and blankets and ends up getting completely buried under them. And humorous reactions of kids to normal situations, like being scared of a small bug and running around the house screaming, can also make a story very funny.
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2024-11-02 21:33
Can you share a funny kids story?
There was a girl named Lily. She went to the zoo with her family. When they reached the monkey enclosure, she saw a monkey stealing another monkey's banana. She was so amused that she started making monkey faces at the monkeys. The monkeys seemed to be interested in her and came closer. She then told her parents that she was having a 'conversation' with the monkeys, which made everyone around laugh.
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2024-11-02 22:55
Tell me a funny kids bedtime story.
Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit named Benny. Benny was very curious. One night, as he was getting ready for bed, he heard a strange noise outside. Instead of being scared, he decided to go and check it out. He hopped to the window and saw a group of fireflies dancing in the moonlight. They invited Benny to join them. Benny hopped around with the fireflies all night long, forgetting all about going to bed. When the sun started to rise, Benny realized he was very tired. He hopped back to his bed and fell asleep instantly, dreaming of his wonderful adventure with the fireflies.
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2024-11-12 02:27
Tell me a Funny Bones Kids Story.
Funny Bones was a curious kid skeleton. He loved to listen to the stories the old oak tree in the graveyard told. One of the stories was about a hidden treasure in the nearby cave. Funny Bones couldn't resist the temptation and set off to find it. Along the way, he faced some challenges like a small stream that he had to cross. But with his determination, he found the cave. Inside, instead of gold, he found a book full of amazing stories. He took it back to the graveyard and shared the stories with all his friends. It was more precious than any treasure.
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2024-11-24 14:37
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