downing the duck story

Donald was a poor sap who wanted nothing more than a quiet life with his ducks. Sure he was a bit fanatical in his duck obsession but no harm no foul right? Wrong for he too was driven by revenge on his so called human 'freinds' who stole his life's work and played it off as their own casting him aside to become stars and leave him in the dust. On one fateful day he led his cherished ducks in a revolution to take back what was his and claim his revenge, sadly the guards exploited his only weakness... guns and heavy artillery as he was shot dead and his flock of angry ducks followed him to the great beyond. Marvel at his wild shenanigans on his journey to become the duck king in his second chance on life. p.s. I'm not going to do something like promise you a world that makes complete logical sense or ontime or well placed story beats. I'm not civilized enough to do something like that, and promising you something that makes sense is just my lying to you and myself. But if you can handle a few inconsistencies and just want an interesting story that's crazy hectic with all sorts of wacky shenanigans, and flying by the seem of your pants crazy. well I can do that and I think you'll love this story, just give it a shot, what could possibly go wrong besides well everything of course!

After dying in the dumbest way imaginable, the gamer known as Ghost awakens as a duck in a world of magic and monsters. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, instincts, and a mysterious fire burning inside him, he’s ready to prove one thing even a duck can rise from ashes.

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Duck Duck Goose is meant to be the second book in the Snow in August trilogy. Each of the books can be read without prior information in the other books. This novel’s theme has to do with suicide and dealing with grief.

Politics have never been this hard, and magic seems to be nonexistent... In the pursuit of infinite knowledge Feng Huan is kicked to the fate of traveling to a different time period in a reset. But after a brush in with some peasants he is sent to an unfamiliar place all together.

Gacha can be statisfying but most of the time it's very frustrating. Unfortuntely Jin died and got attached to a gacha system.

Mixam steals SpaceXYZ. Melon Tusk wants it back. Duck Lawyer goes and helps Mixam.

A man is forcibly thrown into one punch man universe. I take no credit in any characters used and i own none.

Before marrying Silas, Joyce had only met him three times. A marriage of convenience, a secret agreement, for a term of three years. She's fresh off a heartbreak — the man she chased for years told her they "weren't a good match." Silas has his own baggage: rumor says he's still hung up on a white moonlight who happens to look just like Joyce. So that's all she is. A substitute. ** In the second year of their marriage, on Joyce's birthday, she drank too much and, in front of everyone, tugged on his tie, pinning him underneath her: "You look... a lot like my husband." The Thorne family's second master, known for being rational and unfeeling, was flustered by her that night. He leaned in close to her ear and coaxed in a low voice, "Be good." The next day Joyce woke up to find her lips were swollen. This… Who did this! When she went to question him, she discovered Silas's lip was bitten. He stared at her and said slowly, "You crossed the line first." ** The scandal leaked. At a party, her ex-boyfriend stepped in: "She's mine. Who dares talk?" Then Silas walked in. The room went silent. "Yours? Since when?" "Joyce, tell me. Whose are you?" So much for the secret marriage. So much for being a substitute. This was supposed to be fake… wasn't it?

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.