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“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!

The scion of the trillion-dollar Zhuo Family was in a car accident, and Su Ningyan was forced to take care of Zhuo Junyue up close. At their first meeting, he took her first kiss. She was afraid and anxious. Who said Zhuo Junyue was incapacitated by the accident? Hey! Five years later, he blocked her path, and Ningyan said anxiously: "Sir, I do not know who you are."

“Bakit napakalibog ni Si Ye Han? Ganito pa rin ang tingin niya sa akin?” Pagkagising niya, tiningnan niya ang kanyang sarili sa salamin: sinalubong siya ng sabog na wig, tatuan at mala-demonyong makeup. Kahit isang segunda lang, paniguradong masusunog ang mga mata ng isang normal na tao. Iba ang lalaking iniibig niya sa una buhay noon, bago siya mabuhay muli. Gusto niya lamang makawala kay Si Ye Han na kinagagalitan niya dahil ikinulong siya nito, Pero nang mabuhay siya ulit, nag-iba ang kanyang pananaw kay Si Ye Han, umaasa na siya na baka… magbabago na ito? Sa buhay niya noon, walang direksyon at napakagulo ng isip niya. Naghiwalay sila ng gwapo niyang asawa, sinaktan ng masama at mapanirang tao; higit sa lahat, ginamit siya ng matalik niyang kaibigan. At sa huli, siya ay naiwang nag-iisa. Pero ngayon, sa panibagong buhay niya, hinihintay at nagpa-plano na pabagsakin pa lamang siya ng mga masasamang taong iyon. Pasensya na pero, hindi na muli magpapaloko ang babaeng ito!

“Kat, you have a tail” said Lily “Look, Lily, it really isn’t that big of a concern” said Kat “You.Have.A.TAIL KAT” said Lily “How is this not a concern to you?” “Well, the dream I had was a bit weird as well, but if I’m honest, I’m mainly worried about the floating text that’s on fire” said Kat “THE What?” said Lily --------------------------------------------------- Join Kat on her dimension hopping adventures as she fullfills her demonic duty and answers the call of the summoner. Each week Kat will get involved with new strange situations and oppurtunites that await her. During the week she'll have her best friend Lily, and perhaps a little help from Sylvie to figure out what's she supposed to do with her life now that she's becoming a demon. Chapters releasing daily ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artwork by CristianAC: https://www.deviantart.com/cristianac Story Discord: https://discord.gg/YzGgDHC

Transmigrating only to end up in the body of a notorious and blacklisted dated movie queen? Accused of bribery, plastic surgery, being a mistress and diva, and even having sex for favors? The number one spoiled and domineering queen returns with a vengeance! To kick out the movie kings and queens and to dominate the entertainment industry! Nothing will stand in the way of the empress to get rid of that bastard emperor—not even transmigration! But… F*ck! What the hell? That darn husband of hers is the spitting image of that bastard emperor…

The protagonist of this novel is a complete bad girl, all because she believed that a bad man was her "fate mate" and wrongly trusted him and another despicable woman. This led to her family's ruin and the death of the man who loved her dearly. If given the chance to start over, she would no longer accept such a fate. She wants to cherish all the people who love her and seek revenge against her enemies. Just as she is on the brink of death, a miracle happens, and she is transported back four years. This time, she will not be toyed with like in her past life, and she will seek revenge in her own way. While she has enough tenderness and kindness for her relatives and friends, she has no mercy for her enemies. Anyone who has harmed her or deceived her in her past life will face her various forms of retaliation! Remember, she is a bad girl! Oh, and by the way, it would be nice to have a romantic relationship with Mr. CEO whom she let go in her previous life.

Qin Mu had been reborn and awakened a system. When he saw people and things without principles, Qin Mu decided not to ignore them anymore. "DING! Congratulations, Host, for making choice 3. Take the scam call seriously, making the scammer initiate a police report and fall into their own trap, and activating the Seriousness System!" "DING! Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the Advanced Voice Disguise skill!"

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

O início do apocalipse trouxe caos e desastre para a humanidade. Rasgou a máscara da sociedade e revelou a crueldade escondida por baixo. Ivy Ravencroft experimentou tudo isso em primeira mão. Sua família era injusta e cruel, e a maltrataram tanto que ela ficou cega. Seu amante morreu tentando protegê-la, e ela passou os próximos cinco anos lutando para sobreviver, até que finalmente morreu no apocalipse. Mas então, Ivy acordou novamente, renascida no primeiro ano do apocalipse. No início, ela se sentiu sem esperança. Se ao menos tivesse retornado a um tempo antes do apocalipse, poderia ter reunido comida, armas e suprimentos para sobreviver melhor. Ainda assim, ela estava grata por uma coisa: havia mantido sua habilidade especial, o poder de criar zonas seguras. Desta vez, Ivy fez uma promessa. Ela protegeria seu amante, encontraria sua verdadeira família e se vingaria de todos que a machucaram. .................................. "Hã? Por que há uma caixa bento aqui?" Ivy perguntou, confusa. "Que bento? Está tentando me enganar de novo?" Silas perguntou, com tristeza nos olhos. "Este aqui!" Ivy disse, segurando a refeição embalada e balançando-a para ele. "O que... de onde veio isso?" Silas olhou para ela em choque. Os olhos de Ivy se arregalaram. Ela percebeu algo: apenas ela podia ver esses itens, e quando os pegava, eles se tornavam reais. "Posso... comprá-la de você?" Silas perguntou, inseguro. "Claro. Mas não vou dá-la de graça." Ivy sorriu como uma raposa. Silas fechou os olhos; ele estava pronto para ela exigir algo exorbitante e disse, "Ok. Diga-me quantas barras de ouro você quer." Ivy sorriu e provocou: "Não quero barras de ouro; elas são muito baratas. Quero um beijo." Silas: Corando muito. Seus subordinados: "..." Esta onda de comida de cachorro foi muito inesperada! ....................................................... Com os suprimentos, escolhendo um superpoder e um superpoder de zona segura, Ivy construiu sua própria área residencial. Ela ganhou Energia de Bondade e multiplicou suprimentos com a ajuda do Armazenamento Temporal. Enquanto outras bases lutavam para fazer uma simples casa, ela usou seu dedo dourado para fazer edifícios luxuosos e alugá-los, tornando-se a grande figura no apocalipse.

El comienzo del apocalipsis trajo caos y desastre a la humanidad. Arrancó la máscara de la sociedad y reveló la crueldad que se escondía debajo. Ivy Ravencroft lo experimentó todo de primera mano. Su familia era injusta y cruel, y abusaron de ella tan gravemente que quedó ciega. Su amante murió tratando de protegerla, y pasó los siguientes cinco años luchando por sobrevivir, hasta que finalmente murió en el apocalipsis. Pero entonces, Ivy despertó de nuevo, renacida en el primer año del apocalipsis. Al principio, se sintió desesperanzada. Si solo hubiera regresado a un tiempo antes del apocalipsis, podría haber recolectado comida, armas y suministros para sobrevivir mejor. Aun así, estaba agradecida por una cosa: había conservado su habilidad especial, el poder de crear zonas seguras. Esta vez, Ivy hizo una promesa. Protegería a su amante, encontraría a su verdadera familia y se vengaría de todos los que la habían herido. .................................. "¿Eh? ¿Por qué hay una caja de bento tirada aquí?" preguntó Ivy, confundida. "¿Qué bento? ¿Estás tratando de engañarme de nuevo?" preguntó Silas, con tristeza en sus ojos. "¡Este!" dijo Ivy, sosteniendo la comida empaquetada y agitándola hacia él. "¿Qué demonios... de dónde salió eso?" Silas lo miró sorprendido. Los ojos de Ivy se agrandaron. Se dio cuenta de algo, solo ella podía ver estos objetos, y cuando los recogía, se volvían reales. "¿Puedo... comprártelo?" preguntó Silas, inseguro. "Por supuesto. Pero no te lo daré gratis." Ivy sonrió como un zorro. Silas cerró los ojos; estaba listo para que ella exigiera algo exorbitante y dijo, "Está bien. Dime cuántas barras de oro quieres." Ivy sonrió y bromeó: "No quiero barras de oro; son demasiado baratas. Quiero un beso." Silas: Sonrojándose intensamente. Sus subordinados: "..." ¡Esta ola de comida para perros fue demasiado inesperada! ....................................................... Con los suministros, eligiendo un superpoder y un superpoder de zona segura, Ivy construyó su propia área residencial. Obtuvo Energía de Bondad y multiplicó suministros con la ayuda del Almacén Temporal. Mientras otras bases luchaban por hacer una simple casa, ella usó su dedo dorado para hacer edificios lujosos y alquilarlos, convirtiéndose en la gran jefa en el apocalipsis.