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This is a fan translation of 赛马娘，从入门到地下室 The original author is EEEEE然后亮标 Please support them! === To all trainers: throughout your tenure, please never harbor or expose even the slightest notion of romance. Relationships are strictly forbidden—whether among colleagues or between trainers and Uma Musume. At all times, maintain appropriate distance from everyone. Never proactively invite Uma Musume to meals. If one invites you, find an excuse and politely decline. Do not pat heads! Do not touch horse ears! Do not touch tails! When going to sleep at night, ensure your doors and windows are locked. If you hear doors being torn down or the screams of your colleagues, do not leave your room. Immediately call campus security and remain inside until the authorities handle the situation. If an Uma Musume confesses feelings to you, politely decline without showing irritation or excitement. Play dumb! Always pretend you didn't understand! Afterward, promptly apply for campus protection. If necessary, the academy may arrange for your discreet resignation. If you happen to be a handsome male trainer, charming in speech, gentle (yasashii), and obviously attractive to the opposite sex—resign immediately. It's not discrimination; you simply do not belong here. If you insist on staying, the dark basement will inevitably be your only fate. Mizuno Sora looked at his evaluation of Appearance S, Scent S, and Voice S, and began to struggle inwardly. #Umamusume #Uma Musume #Pretty Derby

This is a fan translation of 赛马娘：从被撞飞十米开始 The original author is 百升飞上天 Please support them! === Many years later, holding the Lifetime Achievement Award in his hands, Yasui Makoto would still vividly recall that afternoon—when he was knocked ten meters through the air by an Uma Musume. At the time, Makoto had only possessed his official trainer license from the Central Academy for a few months. Perhaps due to his obvious lack of experience, he was repeatedly turned down by prospective trainees. After yet another rejection from an Uma Musume, he was feeling somewhat dazed. As he stood at a crosswalk waiting for the traffic light, Makoto saw a small child about to be struck by a vehicle. Without hesitation, he dashed forward. He successfully saved the child— —but he himself was sent flying. Not by the car. But by an Uma Musume with short black hair, red eyes, and a dark tail. Thanks to rigorous self-training from a young age, drawing on experience from his previous life, Makoto instinctively corrected his posture mid-air, thus avoiding serious injury despite being caught completely off guard. The Uma Musume, however, was clearly terrified. “I-I’m so sorry! Are you okay?!” “My-my name is Kitasan Black! I'm a freshman this year at Tracen Academy! Please take care of me!” “I-I… Anyway, I—I promise to take full responsibility!” That was what the flustered “culprit Uma Musume” named Kitasan Black said at the time. [Note: Certain occupations and roles of Uma Musume have been slightly adapted, and the world-building has been expanded. Apart from this, historical accuracy remains intact, ensuring no disruption to original fans' enjoyment.] [Readers unfamiliar with the original series can enjoy this simply as a sports-themed slice-of-life campus story.] [Kitasan Black features prominently in the early stages, with Haru Urara joining later. Other notable Uma Musume, such as Almond Eye and Daiwa Scarlet, will also be considered as the story progresses.]

Throughout the shinobi world's tumultuous history, over fifty major conflicts have shaped the destiny of nations and clans alike. Victory and defeat have been the twin forces determining which ninja bloodlines rise to glory—and which fade into forgotten legend. Decades ago, the First Hokage led the Senju clan in a legendary three-pronged assault that united the Land of Fire and brought the great hidden villages of Stone, Sand, and Cloud to their knees. It was a golden age of conquest that established Konoha's dominance and ushered in an era of unprecedented prosperity. Thirty years have passed since the Second Great Ninja War began with such promise. I remember setting out from Konoha with nothing but standard jutsu and unwavering determination, conquering every enemy in my path. Wherever our forces advanced, civilians welcomed us as liberators. Those were days of boundless possibility, when victory seemed written in the very stars. Yet now, as the Fourth Great Ninja War looms on the horizon, whispers fill the air about Madara Uchiha's imprisonment at the Valley of the End—that cursed battlefield that has claimed so many legends. Have the fates truly conspired to make this ancient ground my final resting place? The numbers don't lie: 80,000 against 100,000. The odds favor us, and yet... **From the pre-war address of Hayama, legendary shinobi of the old guard, survivor of countless battles, and lifetime pensioner of the Konoha Elder Council** --- #What to Expect - **Epic warfare** spanning multiple ninja nations - **Political intrigue** within the hidden villages - **Character-driven drama** exploring the cost of endless conflict - **Rich world-building** that expands on Naruto's established lore - **Morally complex protagonists** facing impossible choices - **Historical mysteries** that reshape our understanding of the shinobi world *New chapters released weekly. Join us as we uncover the untold stories that shaped the ninja world's bloodiest conflicts.* --- Keywords:*Naruto, shinobi war, political drama, military strategy, historical fiction, ninja clans, hidden villages, epic fantasy

Warning: This novel contains explicit adult content (R18) and sexual chapters with all heroines. Xiao Jian was born unable to practice Dou Qi, but after finding a mysterious scroll from an Ancient Emperor’s Jade, he learned a powerful cultivation method using the five organs. This marked the start of his legendary rise. Even the Soul Heaven Emperor was shocked: the once “useless” Xiao family produced two Dou Emperors! Xiao Yan defends his third brother fiercely: “Insult him, and you’re asking for death!” Third Brother is unstoppable....he can control exotic flames and master heavenly Dou Techniques. …And the story includes all of his heroines......Ya Fei, Na Lan Yan Ran, Xiao Yu, Little Medical Fairy, Yun Yun, and Medusa.....with dedicated sexual/romantic chapters for each. Expect an adventure full of combat, power, passion, and intense romance. Explicit adult content throughout. ............ Read More Chapter Here and Support patreon.com/HeavenlyYinYang

Xia Li was just an ordinary resident of Konoha—no special bloodline, no prestigious lineage, and no remarkable background. Yet, he was determined to see how far he could rise in this world, relying solely on his own abilities. (Here, “ordinary” refers only to his bloodline and family background, not his talent. That’s why the full title of this story could be phrased as: “Naruto: This Genius—Extraordinarily Talented in Every Way, Yet Quite Ordinary (Without a Special Bloodline or Prestigious Background).”)

[Crack-fic] [Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Warning: Characters might be totally OOC] I got reincarnated into the world of Naruto. But here’s the kicker: I turned into Uzumaki Mizuna—Lady Mito's younger brother—a guy who wasn't even supposed to exist in the canon! Madara: "Hashirama! Do you want to dance too?!" Hashirama: "Then crank the volume up to eleven! Madara!" Immediately after, the two of them whipped out their smartphones and launched the Naruto mobile game to 1v1 each other... This world is messed up: Tsunade is absolutely jacked like a bodybuilder? Jiraiya is actually the Ninja World's #1 best-selling author! Orochimaru is trying to scientifically ascend to godhood? Minato became Hokage just by being the world's fastest food delivery guy? Shino has started breeding mutant parasites? Hinata has gone full-blown Yandere for Naruto? Sakura is basically the Armored Titan with a split personality? Sasuke... needs a safeword? Obito stays up late staring blankly at photos of Kakashi? Kakashi finally has decent Chakra reserves for once? Danzo... [Text cuts off]

Reincarnated in MHA with no Meta knowledge. Lt Aoi Kobayashi must navigate this dystopian future world of Heros and Villains and Anime logic."

Kim Lee is nobody special. He was a student with some good comprehension. Transmigrated to the world of the Avatar,just after The 100 Years War has ended. He found himself lost in a world that he doesn't know much about. but thanks to the help of a lot of people, he slowly found his place in this world... not. "I AM THE AVATAR!!!" -a day later. "...I'm not the avatar.." He is naturally curious about everything with a penchant of figuring things out. Likes to think that he is trying to be kinder,when possible. But at the same time when comes with other thing, he slow as a snail. This is his story of him satisfying his curiosity, learning about his abilities that make him special to this world.

As a longtime player of Uma Musume games, Kaito never imagined he’d actually cross over into the world of Uma Musume. But he quickly realized that his situation was far from ordinary. Why were the Uma Musume ignoring him? Why did they show no reaction when he touched them? And most perplexingly… why did this world feel so much like the game itself? Unlike typical stories of people being transported to reality, Kaito had been pulled straight into the game. More precisely, a strange hybrid of reality and game mechanics. Here, Uma Musume were real, living beings—but they operated according to system logic. One day he might be fawning over Daiwa Scarlet, the next over Mejiro McQueen. Kaito had assumed he would drift through life aimlessly like this… until one day, everything changed. “Trigger Event: Debut Race!” “Trainer, wake up!” And just like that, Kaito’s quiet, strange life in this half-real, half-game world was about to get a lot more complicated.

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"