my friends large never ending cock stories

You could just laugh it off. Since they are likely just for fun, taking them too seriously isn't necessary.

Well, most likely they are just tall tales. People often exaggerate stories for entertainment or to seem more interesting. It's not common for such extreme and unending stories to be based on pure facts.

Just focus on them when they are talking. Make eye contact, nod your head to show you are following. Don't interrupt them in the middle of their stories.

You can be honest and say something like 'I'm really sorry, but I have an urgent matter to attend to right now. Let's continue this conversation later.'

The large cock could be very vocal. It probably crows very loudly and often, announcing the start of a new day. Also, it may be very territorial, protecting its area from other male birds.

There are also some ancient Greek and Roman epics where heroes are described with larger - than - life physical features. For example, Hercules was known for his great strength and large stature. While not directly a 'large cock' story in the modern sense, his physical grandeur could be seen as part of a broader theme of exaggerated physicality in literature that has evolved over time. These descriptions were used to enhance the hero's status and make them seem more god - like.

Rather than delving into inappropriate stories, we could explore Derek's positive contributions in his community or his unique talents in a more family - friendly way.

Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant answers.

It's a strange and inappropriate statement. 'Cock' has a vulgar meaning in this context. If we assume it's some sort of metaphor, it might mean that the person thinks they have something more substantial or real in their life compared to the stories their friends tell, which are just that - stories. However, this is a very unrefined way of expressing such an idea.

In some Native American folklore, there are tales of powerful spirits or heroes with large and symbolic attributes which could be related to the idea of 'large cock' in a very metaphorical sense. These stories often carry moral lessons or explanations of natural phenomena.