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Gu Yuan crossed into the world of Immortal Dao and became a mountain villager at the foot of Yunmeng Mountain. He was severely bitten by the dogs of a noble family, and the cost of treating his wounds drained his family’s savings. Just as he’s struggling to find a way to support his family through the coming winter, he awakens his pet system. [You have captured a mountain rat (white), do you wish to tame it?]

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.)

Ertrunken, verraten und gedemütigt – Brandons Leben endete auf die erbärmlichste Weise. Doch als er seine Augen wieder öffnete, war er nicht länger Brandon. Wiedergeboren als Noah Weberherz – in einem Roman, den er gelesen hatte – der verwöhnte, aber talentlose Sohn einer Herzogin, erkennt er schnell eine grausame Wahrheit: Er ist nichts weiter als ein Sprungbrett, dazu bestimmt, in den ersten 30 Kapiteln dieser Welt zu sterben. Aber das Schicksal ist nicht in Stein gemeißelt. Denn jetzt besitzt er das Souveräne Bonds-System, eine Macht, die es ihm erlaubt, alles von den Frauen, mit denen er sich verbindet, zu teilen – aber in 10.000-facher Qualität. — [Ding! Du hast dich mit Neko Neko verbunden.] [Ding! Du hast die Affinität und das Talent von Neko Neko geteilt.] [Ding! Du hast die Affinität erhalten: Eis (SSS-Rang) und das Talent: Herrscher des Eises (SSS-Rang).] Noahs Lippen kräuselten sich zu einem wissenden Lächeln. Wenn diese Welt ihn zu einem Sprungbrett machen wollte, dann würde er den sogenannten Protagonisten zermalmen, seinen Harem stehlen und das Schicksal selbst umschreiben.

Drowned, betrayed, and humiliated—Brandon’s life ended in the most pathetic way possible. But when he opened his eyes again, he was no longer Brandon. Reborn as Noah Weaverheart—in a novel he had read—the spoiled yet talentless son of a duchess, he quickly realizes a cruel truth: he’s nothing more than a stepping stone, fated to die in the first 30 chapters of this world’s story. But fate isn’t set in stone. Because he now has the Sovereign Bond System, a power that allows him to share everything from the women he bonds with—but at 10,000 times the quality. — [Ding! You have bonded with Neko Neko.] [Ding! You have shared the affinity and talent of Neko Neko.] [Ding! You have obtained the affinity: Ice (SSS rank) and the talent: Sovereign of Ice (SSS rank).] Noah’s lips curled into a knowing smirk. If this world wanted him to be a stepping stone, then he’d crush the so-called protagonist, steal his harem, and rewrite destiny itself. discord link: https://discord.gg/M8nYTYvhyg

Wen Zhi had a treasure, which allowed her to enter other people's dreams. Therefore, on her first day residing at the Shang family residence, she decided to explore Lady Shang's dreams first, to curry favor with her by pandering to her preferences... But an accidental bug occurred, and the person who ended up sharing Wen Zhi's dream was the person in charge of the Shang family, and her best friend's cousin, Shang Hexing! To figure out whether it was her own dream or a shared one, Wen Zhi discreetly told her best friend, "Your cousin has a red mole on his chest." Her best friend, horrified, warned her, "My cousin is an unattainable flower, cold-hearted and solely focused on his career. There's no future between you two." Wen Zhi was relieved. This must be her own dream. - Recently, Shang Hexing had been troubled by frequent dreams at night. In those dreams, the same woman always appeared, with a delicate and soft body and a sweet, mellow voice that completely mesmerized him. It wasn't until he noticed that the young girl his mother had taken in was recently looking at him with panicked eyes...

In the vast world of immortals, with creatures crawling on the ground like ants, He Qingge transmigrated into the world of cultivation. Although he didn't have much talent, fortunately, he awakened a talented ability! 【The Heart of Beast Taming】 1. Contract: With each advancement to a higher realm, you can contract one tamed beast. At the time of the contract, the tamed beast's cultivation level cannot be one major level higher than your own level. 2. Sharing: You can share all the abilities and talents of the contracted tamed beast. 3. Tamed Beast Affinity: All spiritual beasts will have a good impression of you when they see you for the first time. 4. Insight: You can obtain simple insights into the information of spiritual beasts. After twenty years of hard work and planning, He Qingge finally developed his tamed beasts' potential and reached the peak of cultivation in one night. After countless ages, he looked down from the sky, overlooking the world with his tamed beasts by his side, roars echoing through the ages.

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Meili is a once-in-a-generation beauty raised in secrecy in the inner courtyards. To keep her safe from the palace concubine selections, her family conspires to make everyone, including her, believe that she's ugly. The secret's revealed when 3 peeping Tom’s get more than they bargained for spying on the 'ugly sister' bathing. The perverts are best friends, a young commander, the second prince, and an admired poet, and the 3 young men compete fiercely for her affections. As Meili emerges from 16 years in seclusion, her deeply rooted body dysmorphia has hilarious consequences as she misreads her interactions with men and proves to be a far more complex puzzle to woo than any of them are equipped for. A cdrama romcom where a young girl is a glittering prize trying her hardest not to be won. [#teen #lovequadrangle #historicalromance #romcom #chinesedrama #sweetromance] EXTRACT: Meili slipped out of her robe and sat on a ledge in the warm pool. Her long black hair cascaded down her back, tiny silver bells tinkled as she moved. It felt wonderful to be free of her chest binding. It was starting to get quite painful. She didn't dare stop wearing it in case it encouraged her already disconcertingly large breasts to keep expanding. It was onto this scene that the Commander, the Prince and the poet happened, as they soundlessly raised their heads above the peaked roofline. For a full minute not one of them moved or breathed. Her long hair covered her generous curves, allowing tantalising glimpses. She reached behind her neck to push back her hair. Commander Bai, realising what was about to happen, clamped each of his hands firmly over the eyes of the Prince and Tan Bowen. A fight broke out on the ridge-line as the men clawed and scratched in a panicked attempt to see what came next. Meili looked up in fright, just as the commander forcefully pushed his two friends, sliding them down the steep rooftop. For just a split second, the eyes of Commander Bai and Meili met.

Discord: https://discord.gg/cr2KvAPwEm Xuan and Yuelan were just two ordinary people who lost their parents in a plane crash. However, neither of them expected their world to suddenly undergo an Ascension, thrusting them into a cultivation paradise with many powerful cultivators from all different realms. And of course, that was where their ordinary life ended, as Xuan, geared with an overpowered Boundless Void Physique, and Yuelan, with her graceful Scripture of the Moonpiercing Saintess that made her the most fearsome swordswoman in the world. Better yet, they had a sharing system which they can use to transfer skills, techniques, and much more. But they would quickly find out that the World Ascensions were only the tip of the ice berg as the vast and deadly universe had many surprises in store for them.

Malachi "Kai" Jacobson, the youngest son of CIA agent Landon Jacobson and former model Monica Martin. He met and fell in with a man by the name of a Rick Carson when Kai had graduated high school at the age of 18. Despite his family and friends warning him that Rick was bad for him, Kai moved in with him and not even a month into the relationship Kai realized the mistake he made and tried to leave Rick but the older male threatened to kill those that Kai loved if he ever left. But Kai knew he had to leave if he was going to survive. So one night when Rick has gone out droning with his friends, Kai took his chance and fled. He knew he needed to get as far away as he could even if it meant living his family and friends behind. Ezekiel "Zeke" Robertson,is one of the toughest and ruthless men in the world. He's feared all over world. He lost his mother and unborn brother at the age of 15 after his father killed the leader of a rival gang. At the age of 23 he finds himself laying in a pool of his own blood during a trade gone wrong and that's when he meets CIA agent Landon Jacobson who he forms an unlikely friendship after he saves Zeke from the rival gang. As time passes Zeke learns that Landon has a son that he's been searching for since he ran off with his boyfriend. Knowing that he could potentially die if his plan goes wrong, Landon arranges his son to marry the ruthless mafia leader upon him finding Kai. He knew that Zeke would protect his son no matter what and he knew that his son would be in good hands under Zeke's protection. So what happens when Kai and Zeke meet? Will love happen or will Kai continue to run to get away from Rick? Well a lot is bound to happen when you meet the worlds ruthless mafia leader and learn that you have been married off to him for protection.