My Primordial Sloth Aspect Is Broken!!!
[Ding! No Pain, No Gain System awakened. Your future is limitless]
[Ding! Congratulations on Awakening Primordial Aspect: Sloth. Hard work is a scam, laziness is eternal]
[ERROR!!?!?]
[The No Pain No Gain System got devoured by Sloth?!]
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In a world of heroes, cultivators, and legends, eighteen-year-old Noah Ravenhart was the ultimate joke—Aspectless, weak, and riding the coattails of his billionaire adoptive family.
Then, his cheat finally awakened.
But instead of giving him a standard system, his [Primordial Aspect: Sloth] straight-up devoured the interface, flipped the rules of reality, and gave him a terrifying realization:
He gets stronger by doing absolutely nothing.
Sleeping? Stats up.
Lying on the couch? Cultivation breaks through.
While the rest of the world bleeds and dies in dungeons to level up, Noah sends clones to attend his academy classes while his soul trains in his sleep.
"Working is a scam," he decides.
Too bad his stepsister is on him.
She just regressed from a bloody future where she fought gods, armed with cheat knowledge to save humanity.
In her past life, Noah was a harmless civilian. So why is this lazy bum suddenly radiating god-like power while snoring on the sofa?
"Get up and train! You're wasting your talent!"
"No. I'm maximizing it."
As ancient gods awaken and villains plot the apocalypse, Noah faces his greatest challenge yet: finding the perfect sleeping position before the world ends.
Can the world stop interrupting his naps?
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What to expect:
☆ Overpowered & Hilariously Lazy MC
♡ Badass Regressor Stepsister
♤ System, Academy Arc, & Cultivation
♧ Peak Comedy & Slice-of-Life mixed with High-Stakes Action
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