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After dying on her trip to Japan in the most anticlimactic way imaginable, crushed beneath a towering pile of manga, light novels, and lewd doujinshi after a sudden earthquake, Maria finds her deepest wishes surging into reality and manifesting as powerful Special Abilities before her consciousness fades completely. Until she found herself reincarnated as... a corpse? But why was the corpse not moving? No matter how hard she tried, it refused to respond. She wasn’t even a zombie! Even more so, why was she still trapped with this lifeless body? The corpse was no longer part of her at all! And lastly, why was she not a physical being? Her hands were translucent, and so her entire new “body”! “Huh… Am I a ghost?!” Follow Maria as she struggles to survive as a ghost in a harsh and unwelcoming new world, raising her own skeleton as her first companion and desperately seeking the truth behind her second life’s death and how she became a ghost. Armed with Phantasmal Powers, Dark Magic, seemingly Endless Mana, and the terrifying ability to raise her own Undead Army, nothing may be able to stand in the way of her ruthless path of revenge. Over 100000 words (100 Chapters) available for free! Daily Chapters

When he returned to the World of Martial Arts, the game was filled with blood and battles! Chen Kaixin had chased after the footsteps of the one emperor, two empresses, three princes, seven dukes, and thirteen aces for three years, but during the eve of the Sword Among Us tournament in Mount Hua, he was ambushed by evil bastards, and was killed so much that his level dropped to that of a newbie. He completely lost the chance to join the ranks of the powerful players in the game! In great disappointment, Kaixin quit the game and got drunk so that he could forget his sadness, but during that stormy night, Chen Kaixin found that he had actually dreamed for a total of three years, because when he woke up again, he woke up to three years ago, when he was still a student.

Dalam dunia di mana semua orang sedang menjalani transisi profesi mereka, aku mengejutkan telah terbangun dengan dua profesi. Lebih dari itu, aku juga telah terbangun dengan profesi gaya hidup pembangkangan. Melestarikan barang-barang berkualitas tinggi? Aku akan hanya menyintesisnya. Melestarikan keterampilan berkualitas tinggi? Aku akan menyintesis itu juga. Melestarikan hewan peliharaan level tinggi? Aku akan terus menyintesis. Tunggu, mengapa gadis-binatang ini begitu besar setelah sintesis? Mari mulai dengan menyintesis tiga "Pemanggilan Tengkorak." Sintesis menjadi—"Undead Army." Sekarang, mari kita mensintesis tiga Tongkat Gelap. Sintesis menjadi—"Tongkat Kematian." Dalam kontes permainan antar-spesies besar alam semesta, bisakah kita, manusia dari Sistem Tata Surya dan Bumi, naik ke panggung yang lebih luas? ......

In a world where everyone is undergoing their profession's transition, I've surprisingly awakened to two professions. Moreover, I've also awakened a defiance lifestyle profession. Preserve high-quality items? I'll just synthesize them. Preserve high-quality skills? I'll synthesize those as well. Preserve high-level pets? I'll keep synthesizing. Wait, why is this beast-girl so large after the synthesis? Let's start by synthesizing three "Skeleton Summonings." Synthesize into—The "Undead Army." Now, let's synthesize three Dark Wands. Synthesize into—The "Death's Scepter." In the grand interspecies gaming contest of the universe, can we, humans of the Solar System and Earth, ascend to an even broader stage? ......

Jiang Li accidentally transmigrated to a fantasy world along with a game called Super Godly Machine Army. [Ruler Panel] [Ruler: Jiang Li] [Game: Super Godly Machine Army] [Interface: Military Units] [Infantry Machine Unit], [Navy Machine Unit], [Air Force Machine Unit], [Space Machine Unit], [Special Forces Machine Unit] [Energy Points: 0] [Soul Sparks: 0] Soon, Jiang Li created Combat Machine Soldiers, Electric Machine Soldiers, Liquid Metal Machine Soldiers, Machine Dragon Riders, Nether Energy Machine Soldiers, Machine Engineers and many more. This was the story of a man in a fantasy world who became invincible by creating a machine army that dominated the world.

Reborn in another life, Fang Pingying transforms from a timid military wife to a fierce daughter-in-law, determined to get rich and reach the pinnacle of life, becoming a wealthy and beautiful woman. Even more importantly, she vows to recapture the heart of her serious military husband once again. Keywords: military marriage, exhilarating story. PS: This is a modern fiction, do not match it directly. ——*——*——*——*—— New book 'Rebirth Space: The All-Powerful Military Wife' has been released. Completed works include 'The Fierce Era of the Military Wife', 'Lotus Fragrance Idyll', 'Fatty Fields, Happy Occasions', 'Ultimate Cute Wife', guaranteed quality, feel free to dive in. Readers Group: [560803166]

Five years ago, she was the biggest joke in Haishi! Seven months into her pregnancy, she discovered that the man from their passionate night was not her husband-to-be. The man she deeply loved was already having an affair with her sister... Five years later, she returned for revenge with her adorable genius child. To her surprise, the father of the child turned out to be the most powerful man! From then on, she became the most envied woman in the world! Tycoon Qi declared arrogantly: "You hired me for a hundred thousand, now I'm yours for life!" Princess Tian Tian clung to her leg: "Mommy, you've avoided me for five years, but you're finally back to take responsibility!" Prince Momo showers his mom with affection: "Mommy, here's my bank card, spend it as you like" Genius Yuan Bao complained pitifully: "Beauty Ling, you're not favoring only me anymore!"

“Alpha Troy! Over here!” I yelled, raising my hand for help. I was under attack by a monster while saving my mates. The four of them heard me cry out as the creature clawed me and slammed me against the wall. “Help me!” I gasped, but their attention shifted when a soft cry came from the other side. It was Oriana, the gentle princess and a warrior, a combination most men lusted after. But not my mates. They were in my troupe, my friends, my lovers. We shared a bed, a bond. I knew they would save me. “Ohhh! I’m going to die,” she whimpered again, though she could have stood up easily. The monster’s focus was on me. “Yorick!” I screamed, reaching for another of my mates, struggling to escape, my leg tangled in silver chains. My mates looked at me and then at her—and I saw it. The shine of love in their eyes. In a heartbeat, they ran to her. My heart slowed. Tears welled up. Oriana had warned me: when it came down to it, they would choose her. She told me they only used me to pass time in the dorm room because I agreed for gangbang while other she-wolves did not. And now, right before my eyes, they were leaping into battle—for her. “We’ll come back for you, don’t worry,” Haiden shouted, as if that erased the betrayal. At that moment, the monster turned back to me. And I knew there would be no saving me. So I prayed they’d live long enough to regret their choice. --- Clementine had spent her life as the insufferable daughter of an alpha—tough, rebellious, and uninterested in love, especially in a world where male wolves were allowed multiple mates. Tired of her attitude, her stepmother forced her into an academy built to train fighters against deadly monsters. On her first day, Clementine was shocked to find her roommates were the worst people from her past: -Alpha Yorick, her bitter ex-boyfriend -Alpha Troy, her ex–best friend who believed she betrayed him -Alpha Haiden, the bully who had made her life hell -And Alpha Ian, her former cellmate who thought she manipulated him into punishment They all seemed to want revenge. But when they fought side by side on the battlefield, something strange happened–Clementine felt a mate bond with all of them. At first, things turned steamy. Hatred became desire. Tension turned into passion. But then, Clementine saw the truth: when it came down to it, they would always choose someone else over her. To them, she had only ever been a distraction, a toy to share and throw away.

Zhou Mo Sen was a doctor China, but he somehow transmigrates as a doctor in the US in 2003. However, there's a bad news: he has barely come to his senses when he finds himself pointed by a gun.

Welcome to the world of Burkan, a place shapped by mana and magic for endless years, its main attraction is Tartarus the dungeon where all those who seek fame, power and wealth delve into its depths, in this world a lucky boy, a goofy bunch of teachers, and some friends, join hands to enjoy the life of adventure. They will save the world, fight the villains, learn all about how beautiful and ugly the world can be, there are monsters and awakened, there are ascended gods and even half beasts. Join the lively bunch to have fun, play with romance, hunt monsters and learn the secrets to power and greateness. Why should you read this? Because its a novel that will brighten your day, give you a laugh or maybe help you drop a tear or two, but all in all its a novel that I have fun writing and you will feel it in each and every chapter. Also for those who really want to know, there is fluff, there is growth, there is detail and general skiming, there time skips, there is method, its has very few filler material and the main point is having fun growing into the one man army the lucky boy can become, also the guy is so lucky he gets a dragon as a pet, a goddess as a wife and his harem ... Why are you still reading this synopsis get to reading the novel you are wasting precious time. the novel might start a bit slow and deliberate but will pick up pace as you read along, also grammar is not the best it could be Enjoy