dude perfect origin story

“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!

“Bakit napakalibog ni Si Ye Han? Ganito pa rin ang tingin niya sa akin?” Pagkagising niya, tiningnan niya ang kanyang sarili sa salamin: sinalubong siya ng sabog na wig, tatuan at mala-demonyong makeup. Kahit isang segunda lang, paniguradong masusunog ang mga mata ng isang normal na tao. Iba ang lalaking iniibig niya sa una buhay noon, bago siya mabuhay muli. Gusto niya lamang makawala kay Si Ye Han na kinagagalitan niya dahil ikinulong siya nito, Pero nang mabuhay siya ulit, nag-iba ang kanyang pananaw kay Si Ye Han, umaasa na siya na baka… magbabago na ito? Sa buhay niya noon, walang direksyon at napakagulo ng isip niya. Naghiwalay sila ng gwapo niyang asawa, sinaktan ng masama at mapanirang tao; higit sa lahat, ginamit siya ng matalik niyang kaibigan. At sa huli, siya ay naiwang nag-iisa. Pero ngayon, sa panibagong buhay niya, hinihintay at nagpa-plano na pabagsakin pa lamang siya ng mga masasamang taong iyon. Pasensya na pero, hindi na muli magpapaloko ang babaeng ito!

Born into a unique world where villages fight to gain power and control, the main character, Shi Hao, is a genius blessed by the heavens born under the poorest of conditions. His clan, however, has a mysterious past. To rise up and become the genius he is meant to be, the clan goes through every effort to aid his cultivation as they battle through fanatical monsters and engage in power struggles with other clans. His journey will bring him through unknown lands until he is able to become a person that can truly shake the world.

There are two gods in the world, one lives in people's hearts and is dead. The other lives in reality and is alive. He is a person, he is named God. Yes, he is the one being talked about. He has returned from Hell.

"An evenly split marriage, 100% happiness." Su Jin, the adopted daughter of the Su family, falls in love with her elder brother, Su Mubai, in her youth. In the beginning, he promises her, "After you graduate from university, we will get married." However, he ends up marrying someone else. Later on, she gets busy attending blind dates and tries to enter an ordinary marriage with a heart that's nothing but cold and dead. Jin Hengyuan is cold but handsome—he's her nth blind date. The first time they meet, she wants to scare him away. "If you think it's suitable, we can get registered tomorrow!" He smiles. "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I'll be there in the afternoon!" In the afternoon, she becomes his wife. ... She is a quiet woman who doesn't fight or argue. He has no house, but she says it's fine. When it comes to meals, she insists they split the bill evenly. When it comes to sleeping, she insists on sleeping in separate beds. When a woman clings onto him, she ignores her and turns to leave. Even with his daughter clinging to him, she only frowns and tries to keep her composure. A hidden marriage. No one knows that they are husband and wife. Nor does she care. After being plotted against and sent to the police station, he comes to her rescue. Finally, he loses it and starts scolding her, "Must you be so stubborn? Why didn't you call me when something happened? Do you think I'm dead?" She pouts indignantly. "Jin Hengyuan, do you treat me as your wife? If you do, why did you choose to get married in secret?" His anger turns into a smile. Good, she's finally angry. This love was finally no longer his one-man show. ... Small skits: "Jin Hengyuan, I want a divorce!" "Reason!" "You lied to me!" "How did I lie to you?" "You're clearly an attorney. When did you become an errand boy?" "Aren't attorneys supposed to run errands for clients? I take on all kinds of cases. Isn't this considered an odd-job laborer?" "…" Oh, damn it. How did she marry such a bully of an attorney?

ลู่เฉิน ชายหนุ่มหน้าตาหล่อเหลาวัย 22 ปี จำต้องหยุดเรียนออกมาทำงานหาเงินในเมืองหลวง เพื่อช่วยครอบครัวปลดหนี้จำนวนมหาศาล วันหนึ่งเขาฝัน...เป็นความฝันที่ยาวนานมาก โลกแห่งความฝันทั้งคุ้นเคยและแปลกหน้า ตัวละครแสดงต่างก็มีสีสันที่ไม่เหมือนกัน นักร้อง นักแสดง นักเขียนอิสระ เขามีประสบการณ์กับช่วงชีวิตที่ต่างกันทั้งสามนี้ในโลกความฝัน เมื่อตื่นขึ้น ลู่เฉินมุ่งหน้าสู่ความฝันของตัวเองพร้อมกับทักษะที่ได้รับมา เป้าหมายคือกลายเป็นซูเปอร์สตาร์ที่สมบูรณ์แบบ!!!

“Young man, I can tell from your skeletal structure that you have an extremely rare talent. You must be a one in a million prodigy in the martial arts. Now that the Blue Planet has ascended, mutant beasts are ravaging our homes, and foreign species are invading our land, our people are in grave danger. Here, I have an [Infinite Demon God Physique Training Method], I’ll give it to you for just two dollars. You shall be entrusted with the mission of maintaining world peace.” Xu Lingyun was touched. He said, “I can’t believe that you can actually see my true potential. Here’s four dollars, no need to give me change.” The scammer took the money, left him a fake secret training manual, and left feeling content. Xu Lingyun brought the secret manual home. He slapped the cover of the book. Instantly, the aged, tattered book started emanating a magnificent array of lights. An ancient and powerful aura filled the air, dominating the stars and piercing through the age. A fake? Oh please, in front of me, there is no such thing as “description may not match the actual item, please see the actual item”.

the real name 完美执教 作者:牛海 People with righteous talents here are the best candidates to be judges and police officers. Here stars can rely on magic to increase their charm and acting skills. Here musicians can use sound to make music more exciting... ...Lu Wen traveled here and became an excellent teachers of the people with a game system. He also became a glorious dad.

“Hubby, someone bullied me.” A few minutes later, a certain company had gone bankrupt. “Hubby, someone likes me.” A few hours later, a certain confessor disappeared under mysterious circumstances. “Hubby, I want to end our friendship, break up, get a divorce.” She escaped abroad to live a free and easy life, and in the next instant he showed up at the door of her new home… “Come home.” “We’re already divorced!” “I live right next to you. You may meet with me any time you like.” The first day, there was a knock on her door. “I won’t meet you!” The second day, her phone blew up with calls. “I still won’t meet you!” The third day, her company had a new president. A few days later, she knocked on his door helplessly. “Hubby, can we set a meeting?”

Lin Changsheng travels through the world of immortal cultivation and obtains a Great Dao Simplification Panel. All kinds of cultivation techniques and immortal secrets can be simplified, making cultivation simple and easy. Archery Simplified = Touching the Bow, Iron Sand Palm Simplified = Rubbing Hands, Golden Bell Shield Simplified = Taking a Bath Grass Flying Simplified = Running, Turtle Breath Technique Simplified = Sleeping Fox Demon Soul Forbidden Technique Simplified = Patting the Head Gluttonous Heaven-Swallowing Technique Simplified = Eating Alchemy Simplified = Rolling Pills, Array Simplified = Building Walls Artifact Refining Simplified = Blacksmithing Symbol Making Simplified = Writing