auntie mame novel

After Flora Fluss burns down the kitchen, her son insists she is too old to live alone. She's got two choices. Either move into a retirement home or spend the rest of her life within a virtual reality game governed by society's most advanced artificial intelligence. When you've worked a lifetime as an engineer for home appliances, naturally, you go with the option that has more toasters. Soon, Flora finds out that the virtual world is more familiar than she thought. Though, it takes her a while to get used to the idea that tanks don't hold water or oil but the aggro of mobs. Auntie toasts the VRMMORPG contains cute crafting, complicated game-mechanics plus how to exploit them, unconventional training methods, and a lot of toasters. Release: Mondays and Thursdays You can find the tables (stat-tables, this is LitRPG) and additional pictures, videos and information at my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/Joanninjahen Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/joanninjahen Discord: https://discord.gg/hX8gWPE My HP (a few pics for ATTV are there too): https://joanninjahen.com/ Glossary: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G328koRfV-lxk-uSx1BYY9DMrvh349l3h8bqjA5xb1k/edit?usp=sharing

Imagine you're a guy who's about to graduate from college, but when you're nearing the end of college your life changes around because you've just broken up with your girlfriend who you've been with for over three years. For the city people, this might be a common story, but not for Joseph, 22 years old guy who was born in a not-so-old-school village, but this virgin guy has never experienced heartbreak. In the end, he decided to go to the city to find a new atmosphere, how common is that? But when he reunites with his aunt, who is only seven years apart in age, Joseph feels the love in his heart again. His aunt is an introverted woman who used to be a professional writer. She hasn't been writing for two years due to the past. This story brings together two people who have both lost their passion because of past traumas and also brings them together to tell the story of their relationship in the past that was stopped but now finally blossoms again. This story will be told from the first point of view of each character, with Joseph as the main character.

The Dark Cycle: Li Nanfang's Rebirth Introduction In a world where the line between reality and myth is blurred, Li Nanfang is born with a rare and mysterious condition known as "dark cycle aging." Unlike normal aging, Li Nanfang rapidly deteriorates, aging decades within a few years. By the age of 5, he appears to be an old man, frail and decrepit. The setting is a dystopian world filled with supernatural forces and ancient curses. Society is divided into powerful factions, each with its own agenda. Li Nanfang's parents, desperate to save him, seek help from a mysterious sorcerer who reveals that his condition is tied to an ancient curse. The sorcerer warns them that Li Nanfang's fate is intertwined with the fate of the world.......

When twenty-four-year-old Ethan Crawford loses his job and faces eviction from his modest apartment in New York City, he turns to the only family he has left—his enigmatic and wildly successful aunt, Vanessa Whitmore. Vanessa is a stunning, fiercely independent billionaire who made her fortune in fashion, and though she’s always kept her distance, she offers Ethan a luxurious place to stay in her penthouse overlooking Manhattan. But nothing prepares Ethan for what one night under her roof will reveal. What starts as an innocent dinner turns into a seductive dance of secrets, desires, and blurred boundaries. Vanessa is elegant, commanding, and unapologetically sensual. Ethan is young, curious, and overwhelmed by the magnetic pull between them. When a moment of vulnerability leads to a passionate night neither of them expected, they must confront the truth: are they simply satisfying a forbidden craving—or awakening a love they’ve both denied for far too long? A Night with My Billionaire Auntie is a sizzling, emotionally intense tale of desire, power, and taboo love set against a backdrop of wealth, loneliness, and unexpected emotional connection. Every page is a mix of heat and heart, pushing the limits of love and morality.

"Sign the papers. You are infertile and useless." Kicked out by her husband and his pregnant mistress, Aria Lin turns to the only man who can help her exact ultimate revenge: Julian Qin. He is a ruthless billionaire, the city's "Demon King," and her ex-husband’s youngest, most powerful Uncle. Aria proposes a contract marriage: "I get revenge; you get a wife to stop your family's nagging." She thought it was just business, but at the next family banquet, Julian shocks the world. When her ex-husband sneers at her return, Julian pulls Aria into his arms. "Mark, is this how you speak to your Elder?" Julian’s voice drops dangerously low. "Kneel down and pour tea for your new Aunt." From discarded wife to the family's most pampered matriarch—revenge has never been this sweet.

A library full of secrets. Would you read your life in a book?

On my break, I went home and went with my mom to visit my grandmother. My aunt, all sharp eyes and calculations, grabbed my hand affectionately and started chatting. “Sophia Bennett, you must be making quite a bit each month now, huh?” I gave an awkward smile. “It’s okay, enough to get by.” My aunt’s face crinkled into a grin. “Getting into a good university isn’t as useful as finding a good job. Maggie makes over ten grand a month now!” My cousin, Maggie Thompson, sat off to the side looking smug, like she’d practically tattooed “I’m better than you” across her forehead. Coming to me to get her little sense of superiority again? Fine. Then she can’t blame me for not being polite.

Staunch, staunch is a adventure light novel about betrayal and revenge

Zhao Ming is a young cultivator who grew up in a small village on the outskirts of the hong meng continent. He has always been a kind-hearted person who valued justice and fairness, but his family's humble background meant that he lacked the resources and connections to advance in the cultivation world. One day, while on a mission to retrieve a valuable treasure for his clan, Zhao Ming crosses paths with two other cultivators: a scoundrel named Liang and a mysterious figure known only as Wick. The three of them form an unlikely alliance, with Zhao Ming's sense of justice balancing out the other two's more pragmatic and selfish tendencies. Together, the trio embarks on a series of adventures that take them to different parts of the hong meng world. Along the way, they encounter various obstacles and enemies, including powerful clans, demonic beasts, and rival cultivators. Through their trials and tribulations, Zhao Ming learns to hone his skills as a cultivator, while also discovering the true extent of his powers and potential. As their reputation grows, the trio becomes known as the "Rain Valley" - a symbol of hope and justice for those who have been wronged by the corrupt and powerful. Despite their differences, Zhao Ming, Liang, and Wick remain steadfast in their commitment to each other and their shared ideals. But as they delve deeper into the hong meng world's secrets and power struggles, they soon realize that darker forces are at play than they ever imagined. With the fate of the world hanging in balance, the Rain Valley must face its greatest challenge yet - a battle that will test their skills, their loyalty, and their very souls.

Shen Lu opens her eyes to find she has transmigrated into a wasteland world, becoming the fake young lady who was kicked out of her home. With her is her equally miserable fiancé, the future major villain. Fortunately, her golden finger activates, and in this wasteland world where the average person can't even get a single hot meal, she embarks on the path to riches through food. Egg waffles, spicy hotpot, and crawfish. Braised pork belly, crock-pot soup, and egg fried rice. ... From a small stall to a small shop. Then from a restaurant to a holiday resort, in less than two years, Shen Lu's name became known throughout the world. Countless celebrities and dignitaries hold out Star Coins, begging for just one bite of Shen Lu's cooking. The Shen Family, who had used her up and ruthlessly abandoned her, regret their past actions, crying and shouting as they beg for her forgiveness. Shen Lu crosses her arms: "Sure. Why don't you slit your throats first to show me your sincerity?"