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In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

She was outgoing and passionate. She fell in love with him and wanted to make him hers at first sight. However, she abandoned him and left immediately. Later, they met again. He has a new girlfriend now but still entangled with her. She couldn't help but suspect that he had also cheated on her during their time together...

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Amara Piers is living the dream everyone double-taps on Instagram. For ten years, Sebastian Creed hasn’t just been her husband; he’s been her entire world. As the charismatic CEO of a global empire, Sebastian is the man who has everything, yet he acts as if Amara is his only prize. The handwritten morning notes, the spontaneous anniversary trips to Paris, the way he looks at her as if she’s the only woman in the room—it was the "perfect" marriage. Or so she thought. The facade doesn’t crack; it shatters. On a mundane Thursday morning, a stranger delivers a sentence that turns Amara’s fairy tale into a psychological horror story: “Ma’am, I’m sorry... but your marriage certificate and your child’s adoption papers are both fake.” In one heartbeat, Amara realizes she isn’t a wife, and she might not legally be a mother. The man she worshipped hasn’t just been keeping secrets; he’s been orchestrating a decade-long performance. As the walls of her high-end life close in, Amara must face a terrifying reality: Sebastian Creed didn't marry her because he loved her. He "captured" her. Now, the woman who was once his greatest treasure is becoming his greatest threat. To reclaim her life and walk away from her husband's child, Amara must disappear from a man who has the resources to find anyone, anywhere. But how do you run from a man who knows your every thought before you even think it? She was the woman he claimed to love. Now, she’s the one woman he can’t be allowed to keep.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Wyxro Waxzi was not born ordinary. Though his memories of another life are lost, a lingering truth remains-he has lived before. Guided by instincts beyond his years and a haunting sense of familiarity in a world both strange and known, he must carve a path forward and discover who he is meant to become. This is a story of rebirth, unfamiliar familiarity, and a soul's quiet determination to live without regret.

Like most candidates, Zlatan's dream was a simple one. To pass the hunter's test, join a guild, hunt monsters and reach the A-class. Eventually, as he dreamed of, he achieved it hundreds of years later. Having sacrificed more than he could take in, using the most unthinkable and brutal measures, he became an S-class Hunter instead. Obtaining the Copper Flame back then after the Aura Awakening Ritual, that was his greatest flaw. Taking a span of 80 years to reach a D-class. Still, Zlatan Elmore became the most powerful hunter to exist. Falling on the battlefield against a Two-horned Dragon, he suddenly awoke as his 30 year old self. Given another chance at life, he didn't only have his memories but he's also given a Blank Scroll. This mysterious scroll doesn't only speak, its omniscient!

It does not happen every day but sometimes someone finds themselves the only heir of some distant, forgotten or even unknown relative who passed away and left a fortune or a comfortable sum for them in a will which cannot be disputed by anyone. This can lead to the great relief of someone who might have been slaving, day in and day out, just to stay alive but now they can live out their wildest dreams. Alternatively, someone could win a grand prize in the lotto and end up on top of the world, celebrating each day of their lives and not have to suffer from serious lack or poverty anymore. A person can also land up with a forgotten treasure which someone has left in a place of storage when the person takes over a storage unit. They could also end up finding a treasure in a garage which was forgotten by some stranger when they rent a place to live. Whatever the cause, this new position of owning a fortune could change a person’s life entirely. From struggling along or trudging along the previous day, to drinking champagne and making expensive online purchases the next day. They can celebrate and party for an entire week or more before their lives begin to change completely. Will they be able to handle this sudden turn of luck for the better, though? *** A sudden windfall can bring unimaginable joy, but also unforeseen challenges. Told through the intertwining lives of four characters—Suzie, George, Ella, and Lance—The Weight of Wealth is a gripping exploration of how newfound riches alter relationships, self-perceptions, and destinies. From indulging friends to avoiding opportunists, and from exhilarating highs to devastating lows, this is a story about finding balance amidst abundance. When they each begin to receive threats from unknown sources they begin to question their fate. Was it luck or a carefully constructed conspiracy?