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The charm of farming life in springtime is profound. Transmigrated into the life of a pregnant abandoned wife, Bai Ruozhu resolved to live off the land, the water, and the space, striving to prosper through farming and trading with her cute baby. In passing, she also hopes to find a handsome man to be a father to her child. But that masked demon, could you please stop climbing my window all the time? ====== Other completed works include "The Poison Doctor of the Noble House," "Fortune Meets Wisdom," "Reborn and Refusing to Marry the Wealthy," and more. With proven quality, you're welcome to jump right into these adventurous plots!

Revenge is the only thing she wants after knowing the truth. However, is revenge can satisfy her? Revenge for the man and woman that betrayed her in her past life is not worth it. "Wait, where am I? What's this place?" She asks. "This is your space and I'm your guardian." A little boy answered. With this space, she climbed higher in this life. At the same time, someone reached for her hand and said that he would help her. To protect what she needs to protect. ...... The Man: You don't want to have revenge on them? The woman: No. They are not worth it. But if they are looking for death, I don't mind giving them some lessons. The Man: Good. Then you can focus on me. The woman:... ***This story development is very slow. ***The cover image for this novel is not mine. I just edit it. All credit goes to the artist that draws it. *** English is my second language. Sorry, I am sorry if you have difficulty reading my novel. If that is so, this novel is not your cup of tea

He is an undead who is devoid of all humanity, he is the one and only supreme overlord, he is a man who has severe mysophobia. There are many people who try to act cool in front of him, whatever soldier king, assassin, system user, transmigrator, reincarnator, the strong returning, the strong coming down from the mountain, person coming back from the immortal world, reincarnation of the devil king, immortal emperor possessing someone’s body, and so on, all of them do not know what will happen next. PS: I'm using software to translate and fixing the grammar. I've no expertise in Chinese. Schedule: At least 1/day. Read upto 30 additional chapters on my pat reon. https://www.pat reon. com/NoWifeNoLife [Remove the gaps]

The Geng family announced to the upper-class society of Bing City that their adoptive daughter was not who they thought she was. They did this because she tried to become more successful by networking her way up. In the end, they kicked her out of the family. The Geng family's first daughter was multi-talented, gentle, and one of the most famous ladies in Bing City. On the other hand, their adoptive daughter, Wen Xin, was talentless, unsuccessful, and utterly inferior to their first daughter. After leaving the Geng family, Wen Xin started on her new journey. She became a miracle doctor who helped Madam Mu in Jing City, a grand prize winner in a piano competition, a master-level composer, and the owner of the largest comprehensive laboratory of Physics and Biology... Her multiple identities were revealed one after another, and news about her kept going viral. She was showing those who looked down on her that they had gotten her all wrong. "Look! That's the woman who wouldn't leave my idol alone..." "Sorry, but I'm already in a relationship!" One day, her jealous significant other couldn't take it anymore. He stopped acting cold and wrapped his arm around her waist. "When are you going to announce who I am?" he asked in a soft voice while his gaze shifted downward.

【A novel of favoritism, dual power, Tarot cards, and treating scum as they deserve!】 Ten years of marriage, ten years of devotion. She poured all her talent and emotions, only to be repaid with a premeditated fire in the end. Tortured by her husband and betrayed by her best friend. Turns out, everyone around her was acting. Before her rebirth, she was a renowned talented lady in Capital City. After her rebirth, she became famous in Capital City as......an imbecile! Moreover, she turned into a destitute rich lady, at the mercy of others. Timid, weak, useless, incompetent, those were the labels plastered on her. As she opened her eyes once again, youth bloomed, she was back as herself! This life, she returns with a golden finger! With a Tarot deck, she maneuvers through the whole wealthy circle! ** Unparalleled young master, he is the renowned yet enigmatic head of the Mo family in Capital City. He is also a demon carrying a curse. Controlling life and death, dominating fate, he is the powerful leader of the Superpower World. Such overwhelming authority and stunning looks make countless girls flock towards him. One is a humble and cowardly rich idiot, the other is a widely-known 'demon' carrying a curse in Capital City. The collision of water and fire, an interweave of cold and hot. No one knows who finally succumbs to whom in the end. ** Late on, the aloof head of the Mo family, who never took an interest in women, suddenly announced his high-profile marriage. The whole country was in uproar, numerous young girls torn apart. After the marriage, he transforms into a perfect husband, loving his wife dearly and obeying her every wish. 【Micro Drama】 A certain woman (with a cold face): "Mr. Mo is so rich and powerful, I, a humble girl, dare not add to any burden." The corner of a certain man's mouth curled into a meaningful curve. The woman was so frightened that she immediately took a step back: "What, what, what are you going to do?" ...... 【Quotes from Mr. Mo】 *You should know, in this world, besides me, nobody else is worthy to stand by your side. *If this prosperous era ended, I could still reestablish one! But her, there’s only one in the world, I, can’t afford to gamble! *It's just money. I've even given her my life, so let's just waste away.

Reborn in the early 1980s, what Lin Xia wished to do was to be "idle" to the extreme, and so wealthy that it dripped off of her... Having another chance at life, all she wanted was for her brother to live a long life of a hundred years, her younger brother to attend university, and to set up a small business for her sister; Yet, why were two highly eligible men taking turns to express their feelings for her?

[Super Exciting + Legendary Fake Eunuch] Lin Yi transmigrated into the palace and became a fake eunuch. Unfortunately, he was discovered by the emperor. To his surprise, the young emperor turned out to be a woman! But that wasn't the end of it. The heavy burden of being the emperor fell on Lin Yi's shoulders... "Do you think I am carrying a boy or a girl?" the emperor asked. "If it's a princess..." Lin Yi trailed off.

She was murdered and died in her previous life. After being reborn, she was cruel and merciless all the way. At the birthday party, everyone laughed at her for being a bumpkin without money, knowledge, and brain. In a rich family that everyone disliked, even her stepsister's best friend mocked her, "Look, a countryman doesn't dare to show off." After the formal appearance, people with sharp eyes found that she had changed! She was not only beautiful but also proficient in the four arts. Lynn Walker smiled and said, "Jo, long time no see......” Jo Walker, her stepsister, was also one of the targets of her revenge. The woman's face turned pale, "Lynn Walker?! Aren't you ugly and dark?" Ugly? Black? At this time, she had already become an able man! She was the mysterious ghost doctor Q! She was also the number one hacker in the world! She was also the CEO of the Xing Ning group! A self-righteous CEO: his wife is too powerful. How much effort does it take to make her only belong to him? Lynn Walker raised her eyebrows and said, "At that time, someone seemed to say that he had no improper desire and only regarded himself as my brother." Benson Brown: "No, no, no. I’ve changed my mind!"

Doctor Xiao, the head of the Imperial Hospital known for his virtuous conduct both in medicine and virtues, gets embroiled in the case of the Concubine's false pregnancy and is beheaded. Male members aged twelve and above are exiled, while the women and children receive the Empress Dowager's grace and return to their ancestral home in Shu City. Unexpectedly, the clan members who had always been sheltered by Doctor Xiao refused to allow this group of women and children to enter, seized their ancestral property, and expelled them from the clan. A group of pampered women suddenly lacking anything, Xiao Chunnuan, who never showed off and only loved reading and making medicine, becomes the backbone of the entire family. She teaches her family to wash clothes and cook to survive; Teaches her sisters to dig wild vegetables and prepare herbs; Teaches her little brother about business and martial arts for physical strength; even if they can't take the imperial examination forthe next three generations, they must learn to read and write; She works hard to earn money while also aiding her exiled relatives; Her grandmother finds a marriage for Chunnuan, but it results in the Clan Leader's daughter coming to stir trouble. A kind person is bullied while a good horse is ridden, old grievances and new hates are accounted together, Xiao Chunnuan is never someone to hold back, whether in literary or martial battles, she can respond to the challenge!

Xu Mumu traveled into a book and became the female protagonist's cousin. Her family was considered the worst by others, but Xu Mumu found them lovable. The troublemaking mom, drama king dad, lazy brother, and bratty younger brother made for a lively household. So, while her cousin was picking up money, Xu Mumu received a scholarship. When her cousin's family started a business, her brother went to the city to work. By the time her cousin's family became wealthy, Xu Mumu had already taken her family to the city.