funny yandere stories

A chubby little girl was reborn. She received a heaven defying system as well as a drastic weight loss as she advanced in ranks to become a goddess. She started a company, became the big boss, signed on superstars and filmed movies. There were no limits to her counterattacks - face slapping and tumbling around were daily occurrences to her. In the end, midway through her smooth-sailing ventures, her system would always play a few tricks. [Ding! Issuing the main mission: Host, please seduce Mr CEO with all your might!] What?? The goddess was instantly dumbfounded. Hold on!! However, the goddess suddenly turned backwards and her body dashed towards Mr CEO in a manner that was completely out of her control. One step, two steps, three steps… With a crash, she hugged onto him tightly, unwilling to let go even when her life was put on the line.

The first thing my childhood sweetheart's did after becoming a wealthy woman was to ask me to marry her, in my poor and destitute state, went to her family to become the son-in-law. “Marry me, and you can live in luxury cars and mansions as you please. No need for work or household chores Plenty of pocket money every day, amounting to a five-figure sum And if you want kids, I'll bear as many as you wish.” But when I became this toy boy, I gradually discovered the sickly yandere and perverted control side of my childhood sweetheart... An accident brought me back to the past, live my life again. This time, facing the temptation of childhood sweethearts, I decisively refused! In this new life, my slogan is, drum up the wallet, and stay away from the rich woman! Me: "Sorry, I am the man you can never get in this life no matter how much money you spend!"

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

İşten çıkarılmanın endişelerimin en büyüğü olduğunu sanıyordum ama uzay oyunum çöktükten sonra kendimi bir geminin kokpitinde uyanırken buldum. Şimdi ne haritam, ne arkadaşlarım ne de param var. Ama sorun değil, daha önce de en dipten başlamıştım! Başlangıç gemimle uzayı Paralı Asker olarak tarayacağım ve belki bu arada bir Paralı Asker Şirketi bile kurarım! Sonuçta uzayda bu benim ilk maceram değil! Ancak... Görünüşe göre mürettebat üyelerim biraz tuhaf mı? Dün bana çarpan adam dilimlenmiş ve uzay istasyonunun dışında süzülürken bulundu. Beni tuzağa düşürmeye çalışan kız, bir sokakta sadece bir parmağı bulunarak kayıp olduğu bildirildi. Ve sonra beni dolandıran o tüccarın tüm gemisi ertesi gün bilinmeyen gemiler tarafından parçalara ayrıldı. Bazıları mürettebatımın bunun arkasında olduğunu söylüyor ama yanılıyor olmalılar, değil mi? Kesin olarak bildiğim tek bir şey var... Uzayda, kimse çığlığını duyamaz... *** Notlar: R-dereceli sahneler '*' ve ardından 'R' ile belirtilecektir; R'lerin sayısı ne kadar R-dereceli olduğunu gösterecektir. '*R' yaklaşık %25, '*RR' yaklaşık %50 ve '*RRR' çoğunlukla tüm bölüm anlamına gelir. Ayrıca, bu hikayede gen kırpma ve sibernetik var. Bu ne anlama geliyor? Ana Karakter bir futa ve başka futalar da ortaya çıkacak.

Ich dachte, dass der Verlust meines Jobs meine größte Sorge wäre, aber ich musste ausgerechnet im Cockpit eines Schiffes aufwachen, nachdem mein Weltraumspiel abgestürzt ist. Jetzt habe ich keine Karte, keine Freunde und kein Geld. Aber das ist okay, ich habe schon einmal ganz unten angefangen! Mit meinem Anfängerschiff werde ich den Weltraum als Söldner durchstreifen und vielleicht sogar eine Söldnerfirma gründen, während ich dabei bin! Das ist schließlich nicht mein erstes Rodeo im Weltraum! Außer... Anscheinend sind meine Besatzungsmitglieder seltsam? Der Typ, der gestern in mich hineingelaufen ist, wurde zerstückelt und außerhalb der Raumstation treibend gefunden. Das Mädchen, das versuchte, mich in eine Honigfalle zu locken, wurde als vermisst gemeldet, wobei nur ein Finger in einer Gasse gefunden wurde. Und dann wurde das Schiff des Händlers, der mich betrogen hatte, am nächsten Tag von unbekannten Schiffen in Stücke gesprengt. Manche Leute sagen, meine Crewmitglieder steckten dahinter, aber sie müssen sich irren, oder? Ich weiß nur eines mit Sicherheit... Im Weltraum kann niemand deine Schreie hören... *** Hinweise: Alle Szenen mit R-Rating werden durch ein '*' gefolgt von einem 'R' gekennzeichnet, wobei die Anzahl der 'R's anzeigt, wie viel davon R-rated ist. '*R' wäre etwa 25%, '*RR' wäre etwa 50% und '*RRR' wäre höchstwahrscheinlich das gesamte Kapitel. Außerdem existieren in dieser Geschichte Gensplicing und Kybernetik. Was bedeutet das? MC ist unter anderem eine Futa, und es werden auch andere Futas auftauchen.

Je pensais que perdre mon emploi était le pire de mes soucis, mais il a fallu que je me réveille dans le cockpit d'un vaisseau après le crash de mon jeu spatial. Maintenant, je n'ai ni carte, ni amis, ni argent. Mais ce n'est pas grave, j'ai déjà commencé de zéro auparavant ! Avec mon vaisseau de départ, je vais explorer l'espace en tant que Mercenaire et peut-être même créer une Compagnie de Mercenaires pendant que j'y suis ! Ce n'est pas ma première aventure dans l'espace après tout ! Sauf que... Apparemment, les membres de mon équipage sont étranges ? Le type qui m'a bousculé hier a été retrouvé découpé en morceaux et flottant à l'extérieur de la station spatiale. La fille qui a essayé de me piéger a été signalée disparue, avec seulement un doigt retrouvé dans une ruelle. Et puis ce marchand qui m'a arnaqué a vu son vaisseau entier pulvérisé par des vaisseaux inconnus le jour suivant. Certains disent que mes coéquipiers en sont responsables, mais ils doivent se tromper, n'est-ce pas ? Je ne suis sûr que d'une chose... Dans l'espace, personne ne peut vous entendre crier... *** Notes : Toutes les scènes classées R seront indiquées par un '*' suivi d'un 'R', le nombre de 'R' montrant l'intensité du contenu pour adultes. '*R' représenterait environ 25%, '*RR' environ 50% et '*RRR' serait probablement le chapitre entier. De plus, la manipulation génétique et la cybernétique existent dans cette histoire. Qu'est-ce que cela signifie ? Le personnage principal est une futa pour commencer, et d'autres futas apparaîtront également.

Eu pensei que ser demitido do meu emprego era a maior das minhas preocupações, mas tive que acordar no cockpit de uma nave depois que meu jogo espacial travou. Agora não tenho mapa, nem amigos e nem dinheiro. Mas tudo bem, já comecei do zero antes! Com minha nave inicial, vou explorar o espaço como um Mercenário e talvez até iniciar uma Companhia Mercenária enquanto estou nisso! Não é minha primeira vez no espaço, afinal! Exceto que... aparentemente meus tripulantes são estranhos? O cara que esbarrou em mim ontem foi encontrado fatiado e flutuando do lado de fora da estação espacial. A garota que tentou me atrair para uma armadilha foi dada como desaparecida, com apenas um dedo encontrado em um beco. E então aquele comerciante que me enganou teve sua nave inteira explodida em pedaços por embarcações desconhecidas no dia seguinte. Algumas pessoas dizem que meus tripulantes estavam por trás disso, mas eles devem estar enganados, certo? Só sei de uma coisa com certeza... No espaço, ninguém pode ouvir você gritar... *** Notas: Quaisquer cenas classificadas como R serão indicadas por um '*' seguido de um 'R', com o número de 'R's mostrando o quanto é classificado como R. '*R' seria em torno de 25%, '*RR' seria cerca de 50% e '*RRR' provavelmente seria o capítulo inteiro. Além disso, a manipulação genética e a cibernética existem nesta história. O que isso significa? A protagonista é uma futa, para começar, e vai ter outras futas aparecendo também.

After being wrongfully accused and killed, a young man reincarnates into a superhuman society as a third rate villain named Don, whose biggest asset is his side-kick with mental issues. With few options available to him, Don accepts the mantle of his predecessor and must now not only survive in a new and dangerous world, but also conquer it.... **Congratulations, you have died and awakened the Supervillain Idol System.** **The path to fame, fortune and world domination is yours is take!!** ------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/U29paHWKEN **Disclaimer**: This work of fiction is set in an alternate reality and is purely a product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or events is entirely coincidental. The author has taken creative liberties with historical, cultural, and geographical elements to craft a unique and fictional world. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

Saya adalah seorang jenius di Bidang Bumi. Saya adalah seorang cacat di Bidang Spiritual. Saya telah mati di Bidang Awan. Setelah mengalami kematian dalam bentuk bersin naga, saya menemukan diri saya kembali di kamar saya di Bidang Bumi di mana saya adalah seorang jenius. Saya terlalu fokus pada pelatihan diri di kehidupan masa lalu. Sekarang setelah diberi kesempatan kedua, saya harus menikmati hidup saya sepenuhnya! Daripada mengurung diri di kamar untuk berlatih, lebih baik menerima beberapa murid agar mereka dapat membantu merawat saya! Hidup mudah adalah hidup terbaik! Tingkatan lain menyebalkan, saya akan bersantai saja di sini! Yang perlu saya lakukan hanyalah mengajar murid-murid tersayang saya tentang hal-hal yang telah saya pelajari sementara mereka merawat saya! Hah? Apa maksudmu salah satu muridku menghancurkan Sekte Iblis Jahat tadi malam? Tidakkah kau lihat dia sedang memijat bahuku sekarang? Tidak mungkin muridku bisa memusnahkan Keluarga Xi yang sangat kuat, tidakkah kau lihat dia dengan patuh menuangkan teh untukku di sana? Kau pasti berhalusinasi bahkan menyarankan muridku bisa meratakan Pegunungan Kematian yang tidak bisa dilewati, lihat saja betapa imutnya dia tertidur di bawah pohon sakura. Apa maksudmu murid-murid imutku adalah Yandere? *** Catatan: Cerita Sampingan dalam "Cerita Sampingan Murid (Yandere) Imutku" Jika Anda di sini untuk tag R18 yang mengharapkan adegan dewasa, ketahuilah bahwa ini adalah keputusan yang saya buat cukup terlambat dalam menulis cerita ini sehingga adegan-adegan tersebut baru muncul sangat terlambat dalam cerita. Satu atau lebih murid mungkin memiliki atau tidak memiliki latar belakang tragis (tergantung pada pendapat pribadi) yang mungkin atau tidak mungkin menyinggung/mengganggu beberapa pembaca (tergantung pada pendapat pribadi/ketahanan mental/keterbukaan pikiran/moralitas/orientasi seksual/pengetahuan dunia nyata/agenda politik/reaksi jika seseorang memberimu lemon/pandangan tentang apakah Bumi itu datar atau bulat, yang secara pribadi saya pikir bukan keduanya dan sebenarnya adalah donat nom nom nom) yang mungkin atau tidak mungkin mempengaruhi sisa cerita secara signifikan. Anggap dirimu telah diperingatkan secukupnya. Cerita terinspirasi dari "Murid-murid perempuanku menakutkan" oleh feeling_tired Sampul dibuat oleh Lumi yang sangat keren! Belikan saya teh (karena saya lebih suka teh daripada kopi): https://ko-fi.com/draekai Anda dapat bergabung dengan discord kami melalui tautan ini: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Melissa, une employée de bureau ordinaire, devenue Lillian Ker Arius, un personnage secondaire dont elle n'avait jamais entendu parler, doit survivre dans un monde basé sur un jeu Otome RPG auquel elle avait joué avant de connaître une fin prématurée. Enfin capable de rencontrer un personnage qu'elle admirait depuis longtemps pour sa personnalité rigide, stricte, mais douce, comment va-t-elle réagir lorsqu'elle découvrira que ce personnage qu'elle admire tant est secrètement une yandere sous toute sa froideur ?