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Reincarnated into MHA, Kaito Arisaka spent years doing JoJo poses and staring at cats, waiting for a "System" that never came. Eventually, he faced reality: no cheat codes, just a "Normal Toe" and a pile of bills. He ditched the cringe, picked up a wrench, and took a convenience store job to support his aging grandma. But when a legendary fire traps his regular customers, the "Trust" he built as a neighborhood nobody hits critical mass. One snap of his fingers and Kaito transforms into the white-suited, 2D-warping god, Hero X. Now he's a viral vigilante who just wants a stable 9-5 pension, while the world's top female heroes are hunting for his alter-ego-and his resume. A/n: This is original. Cover picture is not mine

Read 100+ Advance Chapter At Pa Treon. [email protected]/FictionOp12 Remove @ to a... The young biologist Levitra accidentally traveled to the world of Harry Potter and came to the era of Grindelwald, and his body age unexpectedly turned back to eleven years old. "Ding! The merit system is being bound to the host. You only need to do good deeds and accumulate virtues to exchange for rewards with merit points! In addition, as long as the host finally achieves the Dark Lord's achievements, he can become a god on the spot." Levitra:? ? A few years later... Dumbledore: He is a great man. In this era, not many people are willing to sacrifice their own interests to help others. Grindelwald: Nonsense! Although this guy is young, he will do anything to achieve his goals. He is obviously one of my generation! Newt: That young man looks more brutal than a violent fire dragon, but... why is Qilin so close to him? Tom: Who asked you to be the Dark Lord like this? Sometimes I want to call you a saint! Levitra: Saint? No nose, you curse too dirty! Daily Update. Thanks..

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Naruto, but Naruto isn't the MC, Its Choji's twin brother that has a system. As much as I wish for Chojusen to be a space-trotting gopnik, we probably won’t ever see that come to fruition. This is the closest I can come to photoshopping an image that resembles Chojusen. He’s supposed to have parted hair like a comb-over. But, aside from that, the image is pretty much ok. Sources for the novel cover (I Photoshopped the images together, but this is where I got them before it was edited~): http://www.kinyu-z.net/WDF-1566448.html https://www.deviantart.com/torivic/art/Gopnik-Slav-Ishida-734359751 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/6c/01/f16c015d6865695689833f76f70be901.jpg http://ninrp.wikia.com/wiki/Akimichi_Clan

link to the raws: https://b.faloo.com/1299574.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Universal Job Change: Are Mechanic’s Weak? Starting with Optimus Prime ] In a parallel world where the game and reality coexist, ferocious beasts roam, and alien races wreak havoc. Countless dungeons and hidden realms can be found in the wilderness. Humans can awaken to various professions, striving to defeat monsters and level up. Initially, he becomes a Mechanic, widely acknowledged as the least useful profession. Awakening the Dimensional Creation System, he can acquire blueprints of fantastical characters from animations and movies of his previous life. Starting with Transformers' Optimus Prime, he dominates the battlefield. SSS-rank professionals? S-rank professionals? In the face of my mechanical creations, all of them are mere trash. [Artificial Human · Six Paths of Pain]: Rice carrying program activated [Swordmaster Series · Hawkeye]: Few in this world dare to claim the title of Swordmaster before me [Ultimate Maid · Ikaros]: Exterminate on behalf of my master ...... One day, as the alien realms open, divine-level monsters descend upon the world. As the professionals from various countries despair, Zheng Mu quietly activates his latest figurine. Zheng Mu: Well, have you ever heard of the Mechanical Heavenly Court? The whole world is dumbfounded. Are you telling us that all of these are mechanical creations? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- So I might have have gone a little ham on this side project (-.-)' between the chapters being by far the shortest of anything I've translated so far, getting some really good results with my newer translation prompt, and getting caught up in wanting to read the story that felt like a great change of pace I ended up taking it pretty far. There are still some things that didn't translate properly -so far its been Final Fantasy stuff in the later portion of the translated chapters but I felt it was a really smooth read that was still fairly accurate to the raw text. I still haven't had much luck at getting the westernized names assigned to characters to remain consistent from chapter to chapter so unfortunately it still isn't where I want my translations to be but I am getting closer and closer. Please enjoy.

"Three years, and then another three years... I'm about to become the Hokage's Advisor, Boss!" "Fine. Go and bag the Hokage, Tsunade. If you pull it off, I'll give you my position as the Raikage." "Huh? ...Alright, I'll do it!" The good news: I was transmigrated into Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaves. The bad news: I'm a deep-cover spy from Kumo, the Village Hidden in the Clouds. Just at that moment, Hagawa awakened the [Ninja Trait System]. Acquired Tsunade's S-Rank Trait: [Master-Defying Disciple]¹. He gained the Sage Body, possessing a physique on the level of the Six Paths. Acquired Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's S-Rank Trait: [World Modulation Mode]. He gained full ownership of Amenominaka. Acquired Kakashi Hatake's S-Rank Trait: [Fifty-Fifty]². For a limited time, he is rendered unbeatable. Evolved the A-Rank Trait [Fifth Raikage] into the S-Rank Trait [Hentai Raikage]³. He now possesses infinite stamina and chakra. Evolved the A-Rank Trait [Fifth Hokage] into the S-Rank Trait [The Strongest Hokage]. He gained Fire Release ninjutsu on the level of Ketsuryū Mōra⁴.

En medio del silencio eterno del Polo Sur, un hombre despierta sin memoria clara de cómo llegó allí. Lo único que rompe el blanco infinito es una corona antigua, engarzada con zafiros que palpitan como corazones helados. Al ponérsela, descubre que no es un simple objeto: es un legado, una maldición y un poder inigualable. La corona lo transforma en algo más que humano: un soberano del hielo, capaz de moldear glaciares, convocar tormentas y dar vida a criaturas cristalinas. Ya no siente hambre, ni fatiga, ni frío; el invierno se convierte en su hogar y su dominio. Pero ese regalo trae consigo ecos de vidas pasadas: reyes antiguos que portaron la misma corona y que fueron consumidos por ella. (Los personajes, imágenes y escenarios originales pertenecen a sus respectivos creadores. Esta es una obra de ficción, creada únicamente con fines de entretenimiento y homenaje)

Our hero thought surviving the Holy Grail War was the most insane thing he'd ever done. He was wrong. After being thrown from the Type-Moon world by the Counter Force, he finds himself stranded in London with no money, no identity, and no idea how to use a wand. His only companion is Saber—the legendary King of Knights, Arthur Pendragon—who now has to hide her sword in modern-day Britain. Desperate for a foothold, he devises a bold plan: steal the job of the most fraudulent celebrity wizard in the wizarding world. Lockhart's tales of derring-do are all stolen, and our hero has proof. With Saber's sword at Lockhart's throat, the faker writes a letter of recommendation. Soon, our hero is standing in front of the Hogwarts faculty, claiming to be an expert in Eastern magical defense. The headmaster isn't fooled by the lackluster wand skills, but the raw magical potential is undeniable. Worse, the local mages are as suspicious as they are clueless about the real dangers lurking in the castle. A basilisk slumbers in the Chamber of Secrets, a dark lord's diary is in the hands of a student, and a fraud of a teacher is now their only hope. But our hero has faced worse—he's stared down Servants and survived a city-burning war. This time, though, he has a hungry King of Knights at his side and a system that won't stop reminding him to feed her.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...