candace actually busts them fanfic

[Slice of life + light and relaxed + no romance + slight comedy + no system] A typical cheerful little orphan—well, now a grown-up—has finally been adopted. But suddenly, he wakes up to find himself transmigrated into the Naruto world... And what's more, he's in the body of an orphan... with a rare Kekkei Genkai? Wait, is this not just any random orphan? He’s actually the baby that Sakumo personally brought back—the one who narrowly escaped death. And he seems to be a descendant of the Yuki clan, with a mysterious pair of ice-cold hands that can freeze anything he touches. Even the Third Hokage doesn’t know how to handle him, and ends up sending him to the orphanage! Being born in the world of Naruto, with Danzo lurking in the shadows, Orochimaru always scheming, and countless kids dying just to serve as a vessel for the Nine-Tails… Then who the hell am I?! Fine, fine. Let’s stay away from Danzo and those lunatics. No matter what, I can’t let them get their hands on me. I’ll quietly grow up and live a normal life. System? Where’s my system? Hello? No system? Fine then! I’ll rise to the top with my own two hands! .... 邪恶的志村小鬼，竟然拥有冰遁 (T/N: A really popular fanfic on Chinese sites, with a rating of 9.2 out of 10, the fanfic is better than the synopsis shows, so I ask you to check it out and leave your feedback so that others can understand whether it's worth their time.)

Su Wen transmigrated into the world of Douluo and awakened the Martial Soul: “Poké Ball.” Every soul ring allows him to capture a soul beast, and the soul beasts can level up and undergo super evolution. “You’re telling me that is a Wind Baboon?” “All of these… are your Martial Souls?” “What do you mean your Martial Soul can super evolve?” Everyone was left dumbfounded. Su Wen shrugged: “I dunno. All I know is, when you fight me one-on-one, it usually means you’re fighting all of my pet beasts one-on-one.” Evolution Paths: [Wind Baboon] → [Storm Baboon] → [Hurricane Demon Ape] → [Celestial Cloud Stream Ape] [Mandrake Snake] → [Venomfang Viper King] → [Thousand-Source Venom Jiao] → [Emerald-Scaled Royal Dragon] [Great White Shark Cub] → [Thunder-Scaled White Shark] → [Abyssal Emperor Shark] → [Endbringer Shark] [Darkgolden Terrorclaw Bear] → [Behemoth Beast] → [Amethyst Behemoth Beast] [More to be unlocked…] P.S.: Evolution stages are unlocked at soul power levels: 30, 50, and 70.

【Welcome to the Love Simulator】 【You can freely choose to simulate with women whose appearance rating is 7 or above (on a 10-point scale) and have basic connections to your reality.】 【The simulation is entirely free; please explore on your own.】 【After the simulation ends, the system will evaluate the results and provide rewards.】 【Current number of simulations: 4】 【The number of simulations is not fixed and can be restored through special rewards or the passage of time.】 Wait—why are all the simulation targets such difficult-to-handle 2D female leads? Pic: xSaviour_N Link = https:// www(.)trxs.cc/tongren/ 7723.html =========================== Finished TL Work! I accept tips or coffee > p.com/Loverice929 =========================== Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators.

“William Rodriguez, your job is incredibly dangerous! A broken leg costs one million, but if you die on duty... ahem, your family gets ten million! Interested?” “Hey, Little Spider! What if your web-shooter jams mid-swing? You need [Equipment Protection Insurance]!” “Hulk, calm down! Don’t smash yet! I’ve got [Comprehensive Emotional Stability and Property Damage Insurance] just for you!” Thanos is coming? William simply smiled, pulled out a golden folder, and said, “Mr. Thanos, for the love and peace of the universe, please sign this [Cosmic Peace Insurance]. Otherwise… the consequences will be at your own risk.” That day, the entire Marvel Universe experienced a new kind of fear— the fear of being dominated by insurance. -------------------------------- 40 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

A storm of rumors surrounds Evans Kahn, the enigmatic new professor at Hogwarts whose power over magical creatures borders on the miraculous. Is he the first Dark Lord(Grindelwald) reborn? A secret weapon cultivated by Albus Dumbledore? His every move is watched with a mixture of fear and awe by students and staff alike, from his earth-shattering magical demonstrations to his unsettlingly deep understanding of the castle's most powerful figures. At his Wizengamot inauguration, when confronted with these whispers, Evans's denial is sharp. "Pure slander!" he declares, though an amused glint in his eye belies the pure indignation. "Dark Lord? White Lord? Such titles are far too ominous," he counters. "If a title must be given, I would much prefer the 'Beast King'." But the wizarding world, ever prone to sensationalism, hears only what it wants. The next day, headlines proclaim not a denial, but a rebranding: the fearsome third-generation Dark Lord has chosen a new moniker. A bewildered Evans Kahn is left to wonder, "Wait... when did I ever admit to that?" I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names, Charms, Spells and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it! ___________________________ Get access to advanced chapters at my P@treon. [email protected]/meowthtl 300 gems = 1 bonus chapter 500 gems = another bonus chapter

After transmigrating into the Uma Musume world, instead of becoming a trainer, I somehow unlocked the [Horse Girl Treatment System] and ended up as a doctor?! To level up my medical skills and become a legendary healer, Lin Anran activated a system quest—only to find out he had to turn into a horse girl and win races?! And the characters he could transform into were… [Platinum · Centaurea] and [Margaret · Nearl]?! Wait—since when do Pegasus count as horse girls?! But the first leg of the Triple Crown, the Satsuki Sho, was already over—no chance at a perfect Classic Triple Crown now. All or nothing! After transforming into Platinum, he set his sights on the unprecedented [Irregular Triple Crown]! Then, switching to Near Light, he stormed the dirt tracks of the American Triple Crown, charging straight into the Dream Cup to face legends like Secretariat and Man o' War! Between all the winning, his medical career somehow took off too. "Hey… can you promise to treat only me, forever?" "I never enjoyed racing before… but for Dr. Lin…" Lin Anran: "Gahhh, stay away from me!!!" --+-- Raws in the Reviews.

I just left Dark Souls, and now I’m in Elden Ring. Is this suffering never going to end? Here I am at the Haligtree, right next door to the “gentle” Empyrean, Miquella. I, the Lord of Cinder who once cut down both mortals and gods alike, have somehow become the Promised Consort of the Empyrean? After a while, Nolan Bethel realized the truth. This isn’t some Empyrean at all—it’s clearly the Holy Maiden, St. Trina! And beside her stands the greatest magic teacher, the dignified Lunar Princess, and the eldest of the Ancient Dragons... Fan translation of 穿越交界地的我竟然是初火？ by 神罗小萨

The Generation of Miracles? Just a bunch of overhyped clowns. Once I fully awaken my abilities, I’ll crush them all without breaking a sweat. ...Wait a second—why is my power so... team-oriented? Damn it. I’m not the boss after all—I ended up as the second-in-command!? ======================================== I do not own anything from this story, I am just editing it. Original Name: 黑子的篮球：我居然不是老大？ English is not my native language, so if you find any mistakes, please let me know for correction. If you want to read a few chapters ahead and support me: patreon.com/MeHudy

Our protagonist die due an accident and reincarnate in the world of Hischool DxD but his objective is not the story, he doesn't want to be involved in an absurd fight, his goal is simple, to fuck them all! this is his objective, follow our protagonist whose only objective is to make all the waifus in dxd his brides. Things to expect from this fic: System: Yes Netorare: No Yaoi: No Yuri: No Sex: a lot Mind Control: No Netori: Yes Update: one chapter for day.

Survival is National Destiny. The "Blocky Civilization" has descended upon Earth, forcing nations to send champions into a deadly, procedurally generated arena. The stakes are absolute: if a player falls, monsters manifest in the real world to destroy cities; if they succeed, their nation receives miraculous buffs to lifespan and health. The "Doomed" Start. When the terrifying Large-Scale Civilization begins, one young man is selected to represent his country. To the world's despair, he draws the dreaded "Sky Island"—a single tree floating over an endless void with no visible resources. While rivals from opposing nations start on resource-rich islands and mock his seemingly inevitable death, he appears destined for a quick end. A Veteran Among Novices. There is just one twist: In this world, humanity remains ignorant of the realm's physics-defying mechanics. They don't know how to craft basic tools, they fear the night, and they view zombies as unstoppable. But the protagonist is a veteran player from Earth who knows every rule. Domination through Knowledge. While experts struggle to survive the first night, he is already breaking the game. • Infinite Resources: He shocks the world by mixing water and lava to create endless stone and generating infinite water from two buckets. • Game-Breaking Tactics: He uses wooden boats to trap teleporting monsters, cures zombie villagers to build a workforce, and uses fishing rods to pull bosses out of the sky. • Dimensional Conquest: While others cower in dirt huts, he conquers the Nether and the Twilight Forest, slaying massive bosses like the Hydra and the Lich with a single strike. As rivals try to sabotage him, they are humiliated by their own ignorance. From a single tree to the construction of a mythical Great Wall in the sky, witness the journey of the only player who knows the rules as he turns a desperate survival challenge into a legendary empire.