sad internet stories

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

After twenty-nine years of reign, Jiang Lingxi unfortunately passed away on her way back from a military expedition. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a small celebrity everyone on the internet was shouting to beat. Everyone shouting to beat? A drama queen? A small celebrity? Jiang Lingxi smiled it off; as a dignified Empress, she was best at turning the tables in desperate situations! Soon, the entire internet discovered that the hot searches about Jiang Lingxi exploded again, but they were no longer negative. Upon entering, netizens were all shouting: Awesome 666! In the Survival variety show, Jiang Lingxi led the entire scene by herself, and even the former top soldier who had to change careers due to injury couldn't help but humbly ask for jungle survival tips. In the historical drama remake about the Empress, as soon as Jiang Lingxi appeared, the Empress of a thousand-year-old prosperous era that only existed in public imagination suddenly had a clear image. During the Dragon Robe fashion show, the fashion master subconsciously performed minister etiquette in front of Jiang Lingxi, and the unedited red carpet photos amazed people both domestically and internationally. And after more unknown hidden identities were accidentally exposed, the whole internet: We're paralyzed, Your Majesty please witness us sliding and kneeling! * The Shen family of a thousand-year legacy, Shen Yunqing is the youngest Family Head of this generation. The man, rarely seen in front of the camera, is full of honor and dignity, only when looking at Jiang Lingxi does his gaze soften like spring water. 'Encountering Your Majesty, I only wish to bow and call myself your subject!'

Depois de vinte e nove anos de reinado, Jiang Lingxi infelizmente faleceu a caminho de casa após uma expedição militar. Quando abriu os olhos novamente, estava no mundo moderno mil anos depois, tornando-se uma pequena celebridade que todos na internet gritavam para bater. Todos gritando para bater? Uma rainha do drama? Uma pequena celebridade? Jiang Lingxi sorriu; como uma digna Imperatriz, ela era especialista em reverter situações desesperadoras! Logo, toda a internet descobriu que as pesquisas populares sobre Jiang Lingxi explodiram novamente, mas não eram mais negativas. Ao entrar, os internautas todos gritavam: Incrível 666! No programa de variedades de Sobrevivência, Jiang Lingxi liderou toda a cena sozinha, e até mesmo o ex-soldado de elite que teve que mudar de carreira devido a lesões não pôde deixar de humildemente pedir dicas de sobrevivência na selva. No remake do drama histórico sobre a Imperatriz, assim que Jiang Lingxi apareceu, a Imperatriz de uma era próspera de mil anos que só existia na imaginação pública de repente ganhou uma imagem clara. Durante o desfile de moda do Manto do Dragão, o mestre da moda inconscientemente realizou a etiqueta ministerial na frente de Jiang Lingxi, e as fotos não editadas do tapete vermelho impressionaram pessoas tanto no país quanto internacionalmente. E depois que mais identidades ocultas desconhecidas foram acidentalmente expostas, a internet inteira: Estamos paralisados, Sua Majestade por favor presencie nosso deslizar e ajoelhar! * A família Shen de um legado de mil anos, Shen Yunqing é o mais jovem Chefe de Família desta geração. O homem, raramente visto em frente às câmeras, é cheio de honra e dignidade, apenas quando olha para Jiang Lingxi seu olhar se suaviza como água de primavera. 'Ao encontrar Sua Majestade, só desejo me curvar e me chamar seu súdito!'

The whole internet is shipping me with my ex-boyfriend National film emperor, Chi Yu, lived up to his name, like a gentle breeze or bright moon. One day, rumors spread that he had a girlfriend whom he pampered for years. Media reporters scrambled to interview him, but his indifferent face in front of the camera said: Just rumors. Entertainment industry big shot, Gu Yuan, is rich, beautiful, well-connected, and has a boyfriend who loves and spoils her, Chi Yu. The outside world doesn't know that Gu Yuan had once spent a fortune to support Chi Yu's debut, making him quickly rise to fame, only for him to now turn around and dump her, truly heartless. - Not long after, Gu Yuan healed herself, quickly moving on from the emotional shadow, becoming indifferent and cold-hearted, never considering any man again. Chi Yu stood by the seaside, still like a gentle breeze or bright moon, but there was a persistent emotion in his eyes: "What will it take for you to forgive me?" Gu Yuan responded with a smile, pointing at the tumultuous sea: "Jump in. If you die, I'll forgive you, after all, the dead deserve respect." Chi Yu: "..." - That day, a video went viral all over the internet—a clip inadvertently captured Gu Yuan showing up on an outdoor reality show for a few seconds, where she was lying on a tree asleep, while Chi Yu gazed up at her affectionately. Initially, the whole internet was calm: Not shipping! Absolutely not shipping! Eventually, the whole internet exploded: Please, someone hold my head down and let me ship fervently! (A truly beautiful and rich heroine X a truly regretful hero chasing his wife in a crematorium)

Ava Sterling, das Top-Supermodel, besitzt Schönheit, Reichtum und Figur, eine wahre Göttin. Menschen, die für sie schwärmen, diejenigen, die sich auf den ersten Blick in sie verlieben, könnten den Globus umkreisen! Eines Tages enthüllte ein Paparazzi sensationelle Neuigkeiten, dass Supermodel Ava Sterling ein süßes Date mit Junger Meister Kingsley hatte, einer prominenten Figur in Miraport, was eine Online-Hysterie verursachte! Jedoch, nur einen Tag später, veröffentlichte ein selbsternannter Standesbeamter Ava Sterlings Heiratsurkunde mit einem Mann, und beim Anblick des Namens des Mannes waren alle erstaunt! Es stellte sich heraus, dass der Mann, den Ava Sterling geheiratet hatte, nicht der sanfte und jadeähnliche Junger Meister Kingsley war, sondern Aurelias Nummer eins, Poe Vaughn! Alle waren gelähmt! Frauen jammern, Männer springen in Flüsse, weigern sich zu leben! "Poe Vaughn! Haben wir uns nicht auf eine geheime Ehe geeinigt? Wie konnte sie enthüllt werden!" Ava Sterling stürmte in den Konferenzraum der Person und schrie wütend. Angesichts der verblüfften Blicke im Konferenzraum sagte der edle und gleichgültige Mann leicht: "Die Sitzung ist beendet." In einem Augenblick zerstreuten sich alle leitenden Angestellten wie Vögel und Tiere. Ava Sterling, die ihre Gefühle nicht länger unterdrücken konnte, eilte zur Seite des Mannes, schlug mit ihren Händen auf den Konferenztisch, beugte sich mit zusammengebissenen Zähnen vor: "Poe Vaughn, du solltest mir besser eine vernünftige Erklärung geben!" Der Mann blickte in ihre wunderschönen Augen, die vor Wut brannten, sein Blick tief wie ein Abgrund, "Frau Vaughn, sollten Sie nicht Ihrem Ehemann eine vernünftige Erklärung dafür geben, dass Sie ein süßes Date mit Junger Meister Kingsley hatten?"

Ava Sterling, la top-modèle, possède beauté, richesse et silhouette, une vraie déesse. Les personnes qui ont un faible pour elle, celles qui tombent amoureuses d'elle au premier regard, pourraient faire le tour du globe ! Un jour, un paparazzi a révélé une nouvelle sensationnelle : la top-modèle Ava Sterling aurait eu un rendez-vous romantique avec le Jeune Maître Kingsley, une figure éminente de Miraport, provoquant une frénésie en ligne ! Cependant, juste un jour plus tard, un employé autoproclamé du bureau des affaires civiles a divulgué le certificat de mariage d'Ava Sterling avec un homme, et en voyant le nom de cet homme, tout le monde a été stupéfait ! Il s'est avéré que l'homme qu'Ava Sterling avait épousé n'était pas le doux et précieux Jeune Maître Kingsley, mais la personnalité numéro un d'Aurelia, Poe Vaughn ! Tout le monde était paralysé ! Les femmes se lamentent, les hommes se jettent dans les rivières, refusant de vivre ! "Poe Vaughn ! N'étions-nous pas d'accord pour un mariage caché ? Comment a-t-il pu être exposé !" Ava Sterling a fait irruption dans la salle de conférence de la personne, criant avec colère. Face aux regards stupéfaits dans la salle de conférence, l'homme noble et indifférent dit légèrement : "La réunion est ajournée." En un instant, tous les cadres supérieurs se sont dispersés comme des oiseaux et des bêtes. Ava Sterling, ne pouvant plus contenir ses émotions, se précipita aux côtés de l'homme, frappant ses mains sur la table de conférence, se penchant en avant avec les dents serrées, "Poe Vaughn, tu ferais mieux de me donner une explication raisonnable !" L'homme regarda dans ses beaux yeux brûlants de colère, son regard profond comme un abîme, "Mme Vaughn, ne devriez-vous pas donner à votre mari une explication raisonnable pour avoir eu un rendez-vous romantique avec le Jeune Maître Kingsley ?"

Nous avons eu des systèmes qui aident les personnages principaux à fabriquer des pilules, à voler des compétences de maîtres légendaires, et même à être forcés de faire étalage de leurs talents pour gagner des points, mais qu'en est-il d'un système qui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle, proposant tous les jeux classiques ? Notre personnage principal se réveille dans un nouveau monde (Truck-kun frappe encore) et se retrouve avec un mystérieux système qui lui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle entièrement autonome ! Quoi ? Ouvrir un café internet dans un monde de cultivateurs ? Vous pouvez maintenant surfer sur internet, regarder des drames et jouer à des jeux vidéo ?! Un Guerrier Empereur a pleuré après avoir visité la boutique du personnage principal, "Bon sang, Blizzard complète ma vie !" Un autre cultivateur du Royaume de la Rivière Yuan a haleté après avoir bu du Sprite, "Qu'est-ce que cette sorcellerie ?" Quoi d'autre le personnage principal a-t-il apporté au monde des cultivateurs ? Rejoignez-nous dans cette aventure où Fang Qi affronte les sectes de cultivation et les forces majeures avec sa collection de trésors modernes.

Ava Sterling, la supermodelo número uno, posee belleza, riqueza y figura, una verdadera diosa. ¡Las personas que se enamoran de ella a primera vista podrían dar la vuelta al mundo! Un día, un paparazzi reveló una noticia sensacional de que la supermodelo Ava Sterling tuvo una dulce cita con el Joven Maestro Kingsley, una figura prominente en Miraport, ¡causando un frenesí en línea! Sin embargo, solo un día después, un autoproclamado empleado de la oficina de asuntos civiles filtró el certificado de matrimonio de Ava Sterling con un hombre, y al ver el nombre del hombre, ¡todos quedaron atónitos! ¡Resultó que el hombre con el que Ava Sterling se casó no era el gentil y refinado Joven Maestro Kingsley, sino la figura número uno de Aurelia, Poe Vaughn! ¡Todos quedaron paralizados! ¡Las mujeres se lamentan, los hombres saltan a los ríos, negándose a vivir! "¡Poe Vaughn! ¿No acordamos un matrimonio oculto? ¡¿Cómo pudo ser expuesto?!" Ava Sterling irrumpió en la sala de conferencias de la persona, gritando enfurecida. Frente a las miradas atónitas en la sala de conferencias, el hombre noble e indiferente dijo levemente: "Se levanta la sesión". En un instante, todos los altos ejecutivos se dispersaron como pájaros y bestias. Ava Sterling, ya sin poder reprimir sus emociones, corrió al lado del hombre, golpeando sus manos sobre la mesa de conferencias, inclinándose hacia adelante con los dientes apretados: "Poe Vaughn, más te vale darme una explicación razonable". El hombre miró sus hermosos ojos ardiendo de ira, su mirada profunda como un abismo: "Sra. Vaughn, ¿no deberías darle a tu esposo una explicación razonable por tener una dulce cita con el Joven Maestro Kingsley?"

Ava Sterling, a top modelo, possui beleza, riqueza e figura, uma verdadeira deusa. Pessoas que têm uma paixão por ela, aquelas que se apaixonam por ela à primeira vista, poderiam dar a volta ao mundo! Um dia, um paparazzi revelou uma notícia sensacional de que a supermodelo Ava Sterling teve um encontro romântico com o Jovem Mestre Kingsley, uma figura proeminente em Miraport, causando um frenesi online! No entanto, apenas um dia depois, um suposto funcionário do cartório de registro civil vazou o certificado de casamento de Ava Sterling com um homem, e ao ver o nome do homem, todos ficaram chocados! Resultou que o homem com quem Ava Sterling se casou não era o gentil e nobre Jovem Mestre Kingsley, mas a figura número um de Aurélia, Poe Vaughn! Todos ficaram paralisados! Mulheres lamentam, homens se jogam nos rios, recusando-se a viver! "Poe Vaughn! Não combinamos um casamento escondido? Como isso pôde ser exposto!" Ava Sterling invadiu a sala de conferências da pessoa, gritando com raiva. Diante dos olhares atônitos na sala de conferências, o homem nobre e indiferente disse levemente: "Reunião encerrada." Em um instante, todos os executivos seniores se dispersaram como pássaros e animais. Ava Sterling, não conseguindo mais suprimir suas emoções, correu para o lado do homem, batendo as mãos na mesa de conferência, inclinando-se para frente com os dentes cerrados: "Poe Vaughn, é melhor você me dar uma explicação razoável!" O homem olhou para seus belos olhos ardendo de raiva, seu olhar profundo como um abismo: "Senhora Vaughn, não deveria dar ao seu marido uma explicação razoável por ter um encontro romântico com o Jovem Mestre Kingsley?"