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Obtaining ancient inheritance, the small farmer embarks on a path of prosperity. Let me show you the power of a small farmer!

Once upon a time-travel leap, Mu Caiwei, the gold-medal bodyguard, turned into a poor peasant girl, Mu Caiwei, who starved to death. With nothing to their name, and an empty rice vat, facing a skinny, malnourished mother and a bunch of hungry younger siblings, Mu Caiwei rolled up her sleeves and shouted, "Sister's going to get rich!" Although she had followed a proud and aloof path in her past life, times were now different. At the small stall, Mu Caiwei donned an apron, zealously crying out, "Fried skewers, fried skewers, all kinds of fried skewers…” In the fabric store, Mu Caiwei expertly worked the abacus, "This Q version of damask should be sold for fifty taels of silver a piece…” …… Soon, the people of the Great Jin Nation knew that the richest person in the Great Jin was not only a stunning, young girl, but also a generous and philanthropic individual! Mu Caiwei couldn't dream that she received a miracle — a magical space, by simply carrying out a few random acts of charity! She also received an extremely “embarrassing” — predestined marriage! In a nutshell: The stunning transition from poverty-stricken peasant girl to Empress! I'm not good with summaries, so please move on to the main text. Please also check out my finished piece http://www.xxsy.net/info/611268.html

After bravely saving the drowning school belle, Lin Chen accidentally gained a popularity system. He farmed good fields, mastered medical skills, possessed X-ray vision, trampled on dandies, and professionally beat down all sorts of dissenters, all while arrogantly and domineeringly paving his way to become the Super Strong Little Divine Farmer.

The Divine Doctor's soul transmigrated into a female-dominated dynasty, where the original owner had an infamous reputation for cruelty and left behind a mess. Her house was empty, the thatched cottage leaked rain, and the grain bin was already bottoming out. Faced with her handsome husband and then glancing at her own homely appearance, she dashed on the grand avenue toward becoming a Steel Teeth Rabbit! Dare to covet her husband? Beat them up, there's nothing that can't be solved with fists! If there is, just keep on beating! Poor? Utilize Medical Skill, fragrances, textiles, fine food, wineries, get into business, open shops, hire workers, but wait a minute... Why does one after another always make a fuss about running away from home? Good, this time she'll be the one to skip out and let him worry, hmph!

Had a little drink, played a few cards. No need to work, just farmed a bit of land, no worries about food or clothing, chatted leisurely with people, did some cultivation, with a "Five Elements Spring" within my body. Made use of my many abilities to earn money. A small farmer with big ambitions, confident about acquiring land abroad, drove luxury cars, lived in Western-style houses, and made a name all over the world!

【Thrilling Must-Read for Thousands】 A mischievous village boy, Jiang Xiaobai, accidentally activated the dragon pendant that had been hidden in his family's legacy, thus changing his destiny against all odds. He farmed land, raised fish and shrimp, earned heaps of gold daily, amassed wealth across the Four Seas, and built a business empire; he practiced Ancient Skill, crafted Spirit Pills, punished the wicked and promoted the good, cured diseases, and saved lives, earning countless praises. The Supreme Divine Farmer, unparalleled in this world.

In Widow Village, by a stroke of fate, one gains the inheritance of a divine physician. From then on, every endeavor becomes successful, indulging freely in the joys of life.

Zhang Bin is an ordinary farmer yet he stumbles upon a phone from an extraterrestrial civilization. After eating a pill hidden in the phone, he has the chance to cultivate and his life has since totally changed. "Hello, I am Zhang Bin. My occupation is a farmer, and I am on Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy." "Hello, I am Gao Si. I am a doctor from Xuanwu Star in the Milky Way Galaxy," the youth replied excitedly.

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?" Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

Ever since Yang Fan returned to the village, the young women had been practically breaking down his door...