funny critical 1 stories

Cover Art by Neo and Yaoyueyi Volume 1 - Having been summoned to another world, Claude Evers is devastated to find out that he has no attack or magic proficiency. In a world of swords and magic, Claude endeavors to become his master's...chef? Despite this turn of events, he soon finds himself relying on his wit and strange abilities to stand by his master's side. With such fearsome enemies in this world, what solutions can Claude hope to cook up? Volume 2 - Defeating a terrifying monster endangering the kingdom, Claude's fame grows. With this in mind, his next goal is to...win over his master's heart? However, he soon learns that the nobility are not one to be trifled with. What can a lone chef do against the schemes of the powerful threatening his livelihood? Volume 3 - Welcome to the 'Certain Slice', where we are sure to serve you something that perfectly hits your tastes. This is a restaurant where you can sample our line of otherworldly food and drink, created by the one and only Demon Cleaver. Please wait here while we call a maid over to attend to your orders. The owner? I'm very sorry. He's not available at the moment. The reason? I'm afraid that he is now a wanted man, for defying kings and kidnapping princesses. Volume 4 - Stuck in another country, Claude and his companions happen upon abilities far different from what they had known before. With a country full of powerful warriors wielding such techniques, guided by a prophetic Oracle, new allies and enemies are around every corner. Will they find what they need to return home, or will 'destiny' swallow them up? Volume 5 - What happens when the person you thought you knew is completely different? Past and present collide as Claude makes his way back to Sistina to once again fight alongside his Master, encountering challenges that few Electi have ever faced. Destruction looms over Sistina as his enemies attack right where one is most vulnerable, the insecurities held in one’s heart. Volume 6 - With Sistina in the process of recoverying, Claude finds himself in a new role with many new challenges ahead. Though the dangers have passed, daily life is still far from boring as messy relationships and sudden adventures are at every corner. There is never a break in the life of an Electi! Volume 7 - War breaks out with the Empire of Purnesia. With decades of hatred possessing its people, Claude becomes embroiled in the tragedy of death and suffering. With his commitment to retain his humanity in jeopardy, how can a chef protect his friends on the battlefield? Volume 8 - Various tragedies have left Claude reeling. With his heart torn and his vow to not kill abandoned, he charges forward to the capital of Purnesia. With his heart trending towards darkness, who will remain by his side as he seeks revenge... and who will point their blade at him instead? Volume 9 - Learning of the existence of an entire army of demons, led by a familiar face, the very world is at stake. What will Claude discover upon setting foot in the realm of Gods, seeking the very limits of his Electi powers? Volume 10 - Peace has come at last, along with a new role for Claude. But his dreams foretell of another hidden danger on the horizon, one that would shatter everything he knows about the world. Volume 11 - Everything has ended, or has it? The secrets of the world are now revealed, and Claude must find everyone once again to face against a threat as old as the Gods. Volume 12 - Back together again, Claude and his crew make one final attempt against The Architect. Past and present collide as the fate of two worlds rest on the victor!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

(This story take place in different timeline and universe) Warning: This story is not written with the intention of hurting, troubling, or defaming anyone. Its purpose is only to share an experience or perspective, without causing harm to any individual or community. it just for other mindset or different think. This is the story about boy named Karan getting recarnatated in the time of Mahabhrata as a Karna. Biggest war at that time. Jaipur everyman's 10M crit hacks transform Karna from abandoned sutaputra to dharma's ultimate apex, respectfully honoring gods while forging legend anew. In Jaipur's chaotic Ajmer Road traffic, Karan—a die-hard Mahabharata fan grieving Karna's canon tragedy—meets a fatal truck crash. Greeted by Mahadev and Parvati's divine grace, he rejects immortality for reincarnation as Karna, armed with the Apex Dharma Amplifier: a 10 Million Times Crit system amplifying every training, boon, power, skill, and satvic deed into god-shattering supremacy, veiled from devas until his chosen hour. From Ganga's celestial milk forging Sovereign Constitution to Surya's pained paternal gaze, baby Karna crit-scales infant steps into earth-cracking titan strides within his sutaputra hearth. Village mockers shatter before arrow-forged toddlers; Dronacharya's doors yield to Parashurama's secret Vijaya bow. Draupadi's swayamvara bows to solar charm; alliances bloom—Duryodhana as unbreakable mitra, Krishna as cryptic flute-guide—while canon curses dissolve in dharma crits.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

[Target in sight.] [Skill Critical Eye has been activated.] Being clumsy is quite common. But Luke Hunter’s clumsiness is on a different level. As the young man quite literally stumbles through life, he wonders if there’s something more he could be doing in the world. His dreams may come to be realized, as a freak accident causes Luke to wake up as Klum, in a completely different setting than his day-to-day life. His Dexterity, a skill that measures things such as flexibility and how well one holds themself, sits at the level it was in his past life; 1. And yet, he finds his skills to be suited for an extremely coordinated individual, especially after he meets the only other Sword Saint to have ever existed, an individual who is the strongest Swordsman among those both alive and passed on. It’s up to him to find his way in his new life, and strive to reach the path of the highest Swordsman — the Sword Saint. Will he be able to transform his 1 Dexterity into a 1000? Or will he be dragged into something much deeper — much darker? Credits to valeri_mirley on fiverr for the new cover! Updating 5-10 chapters a week, and now posting on RoyalRoad!

Thể loại: Hiện đại, BL, 18+ Tác giả: Edipa (에디파) Lưu ý: Tác phẩm có miêu tả hành vi cưỡng ép, bạo lực, quan hệ tình dục với người thứ ba, và một số yếu tố được hư cấu nhằm tăng tính kịch tính. Độc giả cân nhắc trước khi đọc. #SM #DS #Trưởng_thành #1_công_1_thụ #Dominant #Masochist https://lacquerinedichtruyen.wordpress.com/critical_point/

Gu Yun traveled to a fantasy world and became an Outer Sect disciple of Qingyun Sect. Talent is mediocre, originally thought that this life would pass by like this. But he has never awakened the ten thousand times critical strike system for plundering opportunities. Not only can you check other people's chances, but as long as you plunder other people's chances, you can trigger a critical return. [Congratulations to the host, the plundering opportunity was successful, triggering a 3,000-fold crit, and the Tongmai Dan became a seventh-rank good fortune pill] [Congratulations to the host, the plundering opportunity is successful, a thousand times critical strike is triggered, and the snake egg becomes a real dragon egg] And when Gu Yun saw a son of destiny named Lin Dong, he discovered that the chance of the other party was after an indescribable incident happened to a daughter of destiny from the upper realm in the ancient tomb. Gu Yun was overjoyed immediately, I took this opportunity. What son of destiny? All of them all my treasure hunting rats

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.