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funny roid rage stories

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The Dread Knight’s Rage

The Dread Knight’s Rage

Solomon’s life is simple. Find food. Avoid dying. Sneak onto ships. Repeat. A homeless orphan forced to flee his homeland after a brutal war, he has no relatives and even less money. His greatest talents are surviving (Barely), staying unnoticed (Easy when he’s anorexic), and finding salvageable meals out of dumpsters. So naturally, fate decides to throw him a bone. After a bizarre encounter drops him into the orbit of a prominent noble family, Solomon finds himself dragged into a world of power, danger, and people with entirely too many opinions about etiquette and honor. Suddenly, he has an earned brother who knows far too much for the average child, and a barrack full of obnoxious ten year olds. As they grow older, Solomon learns that his brother has many more secrets than he could have anticipated. Like the fact he used to be an immortal engine of destruction, and now, Solomon has to take up his mantle and protect the realm from five other undying beings. All while on the run from one of the most powerful swordsmen who’s ever lived. Which, honestly, feels like a lot of pressure for a boy who used to live in barrels. ———————--------- Character artwork is available on Discord! Come check it out! https://discord.gg/q68P5JPnNz {What to Expect: - I want to make this my most ambitious project yet. I hope the characters come across not only as well-thought-out, but also realistic and likable despite their faults. - All Smut chapters will end with a *. I've gotten some flak for not including enough... *ahem* “lemonade” in my works, so I'll work to find a healthier balance this time around while not cheapening the story. - There are two female leads. No, we're not expanding past those two. Poly. -Milf lovers rejoice. This one goes out to you. -Oh, and also, no NTR or nothin like that. All the homies hate NTR.
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Share some funny roid rage stories.
Well, once I saw a guy at the gym who was clearly on some sort of steroid. He got really mad because someone took 'his' bench. He started yelling and stomping around like a child. It was both scary and hilarious at the same time.
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2024-12-08 11:22
Can you give me a really interesting funny roid rage story?
There was a guy at the local fitness center. He was on steroids and one day, someone accidentally bumped into him while he was lifting weights. He flew into a rage and started threatening the poor guy who bumped into him. His eyes were bulging out and his face was all contorted. It was really funny in a strange way because the situation didn't really call for such an extreme reaction. But with the steroids in his system, his anger just exploded.
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2024-12-08 14:06
Share some funny road rage stories.
A woman was so angry at another driver who cut her off. She started waving her arms and shouting, but she accidentally hit her own horn. She got startled and then started laughing at herself, which diffused the whole 'road rage' situation.
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2024-11-01 20:55
What are some memorable road rage funny stories?
There was a case where two drivers were arguing in the middle of the road. One was blaming the other for a near - miss. As they were shouting, a stray dog came and stole a sandwich from one of the drivers who had left it on his car hood. They both forgot about their argument and started chasing the dog. It was hilarious. The whole situation just defused the road rage. And it was quite a sight to see these two angry men running after a dog.
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2024-11-10 18:43
Why are rage comics funny?
They're funny because of their simple and exaggerated expressions and the relatable situations they depict.
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2025-06-10 09:29
Why are rage comics funny?
They're funny because they use simple and relatable images to express funny or absurd situations that people can easily connect with.
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2025-06-23 05:20
Can you share some road rage funny stories?
Well, there was this incident. A woman was in a traffic jam and the car in front of her was moving very slowly. She got so angry that she started honking continuously. But then she realized it was a driving school car with a big 'L' sign. She immediately blushed and the students in the car were laughing at her mistake.
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2024-11-10 16:34
Can you share some funny dragon rage stories?
In a far - off dragon lair, a young dragon raged when its mother told it to clean its cave. It flapped its wings furiously and blew all the stuff in the cave everywhere. But then it realized that in the mess, it found an old map leading to a much bigger and better lair. So its rage turned into excitement.
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2024-11-27 04:27
Why are there no funny rage comics anymore?
Maybe people got bored with them or moved on to other forms of entertainment.
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2025-04-01 16:46
What makes a rage cartoon funny?
It could be the exaggerated expressions and actions of the characters. They often do things that are way over the top and unexpected, which makes us laugh.
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2025-06-10 02:31
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