I'm not sure specifically which 'Booger McFarland top stories' you're referring to. There could be various stories related to a person named Booger McFarland in different contexts, like in sports if he's an athlete, or in a local community if he's a well - known figure there.
I don't really know what the top stories about Booger McFarland are. There's not enough information here. Maybe he's a local hero with stories of helping people in his community. Or if he's in business, it could be about his successful ventures.
Well, one scary story could be that a kid who constantly ate his boogers unknowingly ingested a tiny parasite that started to grow inside him. Every night, he would hear strange noises coming from his stomach as the parasite moved around, and he began to feel weaker and weaker.
Well, once my little brother thought his booger was a tiny bug. He was so scared and started yelling. When he realized it was just a booger, we all had a good laugh.
There might be a story about a group of kids who dared one of their friends to eat a huge amount of boogers. After that, the kid started seeing horrible visions. He saw monsters everywhere and the world around him seemed to be distorted. It was all because of the 'contaminated' act of eating so many boogers, according to the story.