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“Kindness built upon others’ suffering is the most hypocritical kind of kindness.” — Uzumaki Kushina ——— A bloodstained Uchiha boy walked toward the main gate, carrying three human heads. All three heads wore masks, their faces impossible to identify. This boy was Rengoku, rushing back from Kusagakure after being rescued by Muku and Ryuzetsu. He traded a single piece of intel for a special rapid treatment. He never dared stop, not even to change clothes, heading straight back to Konoha. When he reached the village gate, gatekeepers Kamizuki Izumo and Hagane Kotetsu stepped up immediately to confirm his identity. “Uchiha Rengoku, mission in Kusagakure.” While flipping through the file in his hand, Hagane Kotetsu gave the heads a quick look. “Did something unexpected happen?” ——— “Looks like I made it in time.” Hearing the clan meeting had just ended, Rengoku finally let out a breath of relief. He had been rushing nonstop, didn’t even change clothes, and managed to make it back before the night of the clan extermination. The Uchiha clan meeting had wrapped up already. Konoha had learned from Itachi about the Uchiha coup plan. Danzo had likely already ordered Itachi to wipe out the clan. Itachi was probably contacting Tobi these past few days, preparing to move. But now that he’d made it back, there was still a chance to gamble. ——— For Rengoku, this was only the beginning. As long as he protected the Uchiha clan, its members would become his endless source of chakra. The rise of the Uchiha was the road to his own power. He would one day become the god of the Uchiha. And even, the GOD OF THIS WORLD. (It is being continued from Chapter 336. To read previous chapters, search the name.) ═❀IT'S A TL❀═ RAW:

[Welcome to the "Sacrifice Game." May you witness the end in true terror.] Wait… This script is all wrong! Whispering corpses, wriggling cave horrors, paper effigies asking for directions, night terrors in a cursed village, eyes peering from under the bed… A web of grotesque rules drenched in blood—no escape. The only way out is to face the endless nightmares and claw for survival. So, uh, if I'm stuck with all this horror, can I at least get a System? Preferably one where daily check-ins make me OP?! Just as I'm thinking this, I realize I've gained an ability: post-death save-scumming. Sure, it's a cheat… but does that mean I have to trial-and-error my way through with infinite deaths?! Hell no! I refuse to be a Subaru-tier protagonist! Someone save me—argh! Then I turn around and see the girls trapped with me: Shinomiya Kaguya, Fujiwara Chika, Gotou Hitori, and Yuuko (from "Mieruko-chan"). …Screw it, let's do this! No way I'm letting these beauties die here. I'll create a world free from Urobuchi and 4chan horrorposting!

“Kindness built upon others’ suffering is the most hypocritical kind of kindness.” — Uzumaki Kushina ——— A bloodstained Uchiha boy was carrying three human heads, walking toward the main gate. All three heads wore masks, their faces unrecognizable. This boy was Rengoku, who had rushed back from the Kusagakure after being rescued by Muku and Ryuzetsu. He exchanged one piece of intel for a special rapid treatment. He didn’t dare to stop, not even to change clothes, and headed straight for Konoha. Rengoku arrived at the village gate, and gatekeepers Kamizuki Izumo and Hagane Kotetsu immediately stepped forward to confirm his identity. “Uchiha Rengoku, mission in the Kusagakure,” While flipping through the file in his hand, Hagane Kotetsu glanced at the heads. “Did something unexpected happen?” ——— “Looks like I made it in time,” Hearing the clan meeting had just ended, Rengoku also let out a breath of relief. He had been rushing all the way, not even changing clothes, and finally made it back before the night of the clan extermination. The Uchiha clan meeting had already concluded. Konoha had already learned from Itachi about Uchiha’s planned coup. Danzo had probably already given Itachi the order to annihilate the clan. Itachi was likely contacting Tobi in the past few days, preparing to take action. But since he had made it back in time, there was still a chance to gamble. ——— Rengoku, this was just the beginning. As long as he protected the Uchiha clan, the clan members would provide him with an endless supply of chakra. The rise of the Uchiha was the path to his own strength. He would ultimately become the god of the Uchiha. And even, the GOD OF THIS WORLD. ═❀═ITS A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 火影忍者：宇智波统治世界

The Day the Apocalypse Arrives—No One Has Privileges Anymore. It doesn't matter if you're a child, a man, a woman, or someone with a disability—if you want to survive, you must quickly grasp the rules of survival. Our only goal is to live—and to keep living.

Anthony wakes up in the gritty, neon-lit underworld of the John Wick universe with a massive target on his back. Transmigrated as the illegitimate son of Russian mob boss Viggo Tarasov, he knows his half-brother's idiotic decision to steal a retired assassin's car will soon doom the entire family. To survive the wrath of the Baba Yaga, Anthony takes matters into his own hands; eliminating his brother, hijacking the syndicate's fortune, and using a tactical combat System to level up his lethal skills. Now officially sanctioned by the terrifying High Table, Anthony must navigate a treacherous web of gold coins, Blood Oaths, and elite assassins. With the legendary John Wick as a wary foil and the High Table's Adjudicators breathing down his neck, Anthony sheds his past to forge a new mafia empire from the shadows. In a world where the rules are absolute, he intends to be the one writing them.

Upon waking, Ye Zhiqiu's soul travels across the Douluo Continent, becoming Tang San's neighbor and childhood friend. Initially believing he'd spend the rest of his life clinging to Tang San's thighs, Ye Zhiqiu awakens his true spirit, the Sharingan, at the age of six, along with the Naruto Emotional Apotheosis System. From then on, his sharp tongue deepens. The Eight Gates of Ninjutsu conquer the world, and Susanoo determines the outcome!

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Trust your own judgment!!! [Harem / Multi-Heroine] [Protagonist is NOT a spineless nice guy] ​The room enforces its own absolute rules; you can only escape once you complete them. (The room manifests once a week.) Please use your power stones to vote for this translation and help it rank up! Early access Patreon -ayanokoji_26 Discord - bit.ly/SefirahCastle

Reborn, transmigrated—Shimizu Koji has lost count of how many worlds he's traversed. But in each world, his lifespan never exceeds a week. Until he arrived in the strange world of science fiction, where he successfully lived for "three years," and traces of his past worlds suddenly began to reappear on him. He once possessed blood-stained tomoe eyes, a nameless soul from the night of his genocide; he was once guided by a wandering swordsman, but couldn't escape the merciless engulfment of the Shurima desert; he even once obtained a talisman inscribed with the shape of a sheep, though that too caused his soul to be scattered...

12 Rules for life by Jordan B Peterson