carmen and gumball fanfic

He woke up as Carmen Berzatto — thirty seconds into a family dinner he didn't remember sitting down to, carrying a dead brother's grief and a restaurant on its last week of oxygen. The Mise came with the apron: a generational craft system older than the Beef, older than Mikey, passed down through three Berzatto kitchens and now his to carry or lose. He knows the show. He knows what Claire means to Carmy, what Richie becomes at Forks, what Sydney almost walks away from. But foreknowledge curdles the moment you change anything — and the Mise is already changing everything, because you cannot use a system that rewards honesty and keep lying to the people who love you.

She was a new soul to this universe. A universe where aliens, gods, and monsters roam free. While a normal person would have cried themselves to sleep, she decided to put on the red trench coat and hat to do what she does best. To ensure her survival, Carmen decides to visit other universes throughout the multiverse to keep her skills sharp and gain whatever advantages she can. I do not owe any of the material as they all belong to their respective owners. The image was produced using Google Gemini

An assassin died because of heart attack while he is sleeping . All he do in his free time was watch animes and read novel. OP MC AND SUBORDINATES WEAK ENEMY NO REAL FIGHT ONLY FACE SLAPPING, TOYING AND KILLING NO EXCITING FIGHT SCENE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE FIGHTS LIKE THAT. This fanfiction contains dumb characters, every character in this fanfiction is dumb. So if you want smart characters then this novel is NOT FOR YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I do not know how to write or make smart scenario or whatever it is called, because I myself am not also smart. This is only a fanfiction I do not own the cover and the contents that came from different novels/animes. - - VERY SHORT CHAPTERS DON'T ASK FOR MORE. ALSO ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO JUST DEAL WITH IT.

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No one asks for this, yet it still happened. She wasn't interested in being a hero. She thinks its too stupid. The family she was born into taught her to be a Slytherin. Sneaky, cunning and cruel. Her summertime sadness seems to have taken a new turn, for the better or for the worse. Now it lies in her hand, how to move the chess piece forward in this game of destruction and manipulation.

A fanfiction of the League of Legends Arcane TV show. A very slowly introduced multiverse.

Marta si risvegliò nel mondo di Worm senza nessuna idea di come ci sia finita

What happens when you catch feelings for someone with whom you are in an only sex no feelings relationship?

Before marrying Silas, Joyce had only met him three times. A marriage of convenience, a secret agreement, for a term of three years. She's fresh off a heartbreak — the man she chased for years told her they "weren't a good match." Silas has his own baggage: rumor says he's still hung up on a white moonlight who happens to look just like Joyce. So that's all she is. A substitute. ** In the second year of their marriage, on Joyce's birthday, she drank too much and, in front of everyone, tugged on his tie, pinning him underneath her: "You look... a lot like my husband." The Thorne family's second master, known for being rational and unfeeling, was flustered by her that night. He leaned in close to her ear and coaxed in a low voice, "Be good." The next day Joyce woke up to find her lips were swollen. This… Who did this! When she went to question him, she discovered Silas's lip was bitten. He stared at her and said slowly, "You crossed the line first." ** The scandal leaked. At a party, her ex-boyfriend stepped in: "She's mine. Who dares talk?" Then Silas walked in. The room went silent. "Yours? Since when?" "Joyce, tell me. Whose are you?" So much for the secret marriage. So much for being a substitute. This was supposed to be fake… wasn't it?

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.