Smash Bros: NEW FIGHTERS
So… uh… hi.
I’m Pit.
And this is apparently my life now.
One minute I’m patrolling Skyworld, doing my heroic duties, totally not slacking off—
Next minute Lady Palutena hugs me from behind, presses my face into her chest, and says:
“Pit, great news! We’re moving!”
Before I can even breathe again, she spins me around, shows me two letters, and starts glowing like she just beat Hades in Uno.
Turns out we’ve been invited to the Super Smash Bros Multiverse.
Not as guests.
Not as tourists.
We live here now.
And we fight.
A lot.
Dimensions clash, universes mix, and everyone is either:
a hero,
a villain,
a morally confusing guy with a sword,
or Kirby, who I’m pretty sure is a god.
I’ve met legends I only heard about:
The Hero Who Gets Reincarnated Every 5 Minutes
The Mushroom Kingdom Guy Who Jumps on Everything
The Vampire Hunter with Family Issues
The Silent Guy Who Lives on Mount Silver and Probably Hasn’t Slept Since 1999
And then there are new fighters I’ve never seen:
Some kid named Joker
A pink ball that eats concepts
A hundred swordsmen
An electric rat who is somehow famous everywhere
This place is chaos.
And somehow…
I ended up with two wives— wait sorry four—
Palutena, Viridi, Amazon Pandora and Phosphora have all decided they’re coming with me.
So yeah.
New universe.
New battles.
New rivals.
New disasters.
Same angel trying not to die.
Here we go.
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MC: Pit
Ship: Pit X Harem