female sneeze fanfiction

This novel is about the main character traveling the multiverse in search of improvement and adventure. Tropes in other fan-fiction stories are used, but mainly to make fun of them.

Gosh, its awesome to see him (Gaston). He’s never down in the dumps! Every guy here'd love to be him (Gaston) even when taking his lumps. There's no man in town as admired as him, he's everyone's favorite guy! Everyone's awed and inspired by him and it's not very hard to see why: No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly! (perfect, a pure paragon) Ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! Who plays darts like Gaston? Who breaks hearts like Gaston? Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? As a specimen, yes, he’s intimidating; my, what a guy, that Gaston! He doesn’t need encouragement, you boneheaded fools. The only ones who need encouragement is you! (Was that too much? I say no.) No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston. In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! When he hunts, he sneaks up with his quiver – beasts of the field say a prayer! First he carefully aims for the liver… then he shoots from behind! Is that fair? He doesn’t care. No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston. In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. (He’s especially good at expectorating!) Ten points for Gaston! When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he’s grown he eats five dozen eggs, so he’s roughly the size of a barge! Who has brains? Entertains? Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? (He uses antlers in all of his decorating!) Say it again: Who’s a man amongst men? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his fans and his end(less) hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name’s G-A-S-T-O-N GASTON!

Follow Jon Snow as he make's a new life for himself in The One Piece World

MC Re-Incarnated into multiple Disney Universes. Simple right?

I died, a real bummer. But you know what? A ROB has taken interest in me, for no reason in particular... All he asks? Steal everything that takes my fancy, he even threw some neat tricks and a system in it for me.

The Disney characters now have their genders reversed. But the question is, can you win their hearts?

He will be tested to death. Luck Is not on his side. Misfortune is his second name, but the fire of survival shines deeply in his eyes. Will he survive? Will he find peace instead of unending suffering for the sake of survival? And will he persevere to become... Limitless? .......................... https://www.patreon.com/VQuintessence - Feel free to support me on Patreon. ........................... The cover art is not mine, If you want me to take it down, please notify me.

As a young American girl born in the late 90's, Mary's first experience with "True-Love" was shared with about a couple million girls around her age. The old VHS tapes of Disney Studio's Classics collection. Wide eyed and heart beating wildly she watched as the princess was swept into the prince's arms, freed from a life of servitude, rescued from an endless enchanted sleep, saved from an overbearing father. Mary watched as the perfect relationship was a damsel I'm distress, and Prince Charming coming to rescue her. The answer to life's problems was a whirlwind romance with some hottie with a castle and BOOM: Instant Happily Ever after with maybe a sequel or two to elaborate on how good they got it. But life nocked her between her two front teeth, and Mary quickly realized that True Love was like magic: it didn’t exist. In a drunken stupor, one fateful night, Mary vows to enact revenge upon those who had deceived her so harshly. Her plans to reduce Disney Lands Magical Castle to ashen rubble are foiled. After a shady deal with the equally bitter God of death, Mary’s purpose shifts from wishing for her Prince Charming to actively working against Disney’s portrayal of a good relationship. With a little of that good ol’ magic of Disney, Mary enters the beloved stories of her youth with one goal: ruin their happily ever after by giving them a bitter taste of real life.

What was a bastard's lot in life? Were they fated to wind up either alone on the Wall or, gods forbid, dead? Nolan Snow decided at six years old that he would not die before his name was cemented into the history books alongside the adventurers Lomas Longstrider and Colloquo Votar. His stories should be told to children worldwide a thousand years after his death! Moderately short chapters to start, as I want to get into the fic before I start going for 3000-word chapters. Also, as I'm not too fond of characters who don't care about people, I will tell you beforehand that the OC is not some calculating, cold, ruthless lord. But he is not a mini-Ned either—he's just a guy who wants to go on an adventure.

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.