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What if the heartless prodigy... fell in love? Magic is real. The world has known it for almost a century. At the elite First High School for magic users, two siblings enroll, one a breathtakingly beautiful girl, the other, a cold genius hiding unimaginable power. In the original story, love never had a place in Tatsuya Shiba’s heart. But in this tale it does. What changes when the "Irregular" begins to feel? When forbidden emotions awaken in a world bound by rules and power... The story you know is about to unravel into something very different. ---------------------------- Unlock the next 30 chapters at p@treon

After crossing into the Douluo Dalu (Soul Land) world, Our Protagonist gains a "Dialogue Modification System" that rewards him for twisting the plot into absurdity. During Tang San’s martial soul awakening, he modifies the Blue Silver Grass into a Blue Silver Chicken (cultivated for 2.5 years), and the Haotian Hammer into a Haotian Dog, causing Tang Hao to doubt whether Tang San is even his biological son. As a reward, the system grants Our Protagonist 100 modification points, which can be exchanged for treasures like the Nine Yang Divine Skill. The chaos continues: Our Protagonist Heavenly Rotten Sword becomes the Heavenly Sky Sword, possessing the elements of ice, fire, thunder, and darkness, along with the ability to summon seven overpowered beasts. When Tang San vows to become Yu Xiaogang’s disciple, the word “master” is changed to “godmother,” leaving Yu Xiaogang completely bewildered. Later, when Yu Xiaogang's mouth swells from poison, Tang San is forced to “suck out the toxin” through a painfully awkward kiss. Witnessing this, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Dai Mubai are left frozen in horror, questioning the sheer insanity of this altered reality. I’ll be publishing the complete PDF of this novel on my Patreon, so remember to join my Patreon free!" https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official NOTE: I only Translated it CREDIT goes to its original owner

As a transmigrator, this was already his second time transmigrating. In his first life, Kaito had just graduated and, while job hunting, saved a little girl on her way home from school, only to get hit by a red-light-running truck and flung into the air. Perhaps due to the saying ‘good deeds reap rewards,’ when Kaito opened his eyes again, he had already physically transmigrated to a fantasy world and was chosen by a passing cold fairy to be her disciple, joining Courting Death Sect, the number one sect in the Nine Provinces. ——— His first life, though he received love letters until his hands went soft, was so busy studying that he never even held a girl’s hand before being lovingly sent off by a truck. Second life, cultivating the Path of Ruthlessness, he only wanted to glimpse the mysteries of the great Dao. Women? What a hindrance. Unfortunately, he missed one step in the final tribulation to ascend and failed to become immortal. Now came the third life. Gotou Hitori: “Obviously, I was the one who came first, whether it’s knowing Kaito-kun, or becoming friends with him… Nijika, why you?” Nagasaki Soyo: ”The bitterness, oh the bitterness? It’s already over. Don’t contact me again. I’m afraid Kaito-kun will misunderstand.” Yukinoshita Haruno: ”You said you have a girlfriend? Then is the position of fiancée empty now?” [Worlds: Bocchi The Rock! — My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected(Oregairu) — BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! — COMING SOON.... [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 阿尼狂熱：人人都愛我 AUTHOR: 捕捉飞鱼

[Pokémon + Management + Lighthearted + Comedy] My name is Su Bai, and right now... I'm panicking. I've transmigrated into a world filled with terrifying, monstrous creatures known as Death Beasts. The good news? Everyone in this world awakens special powers. The bad news? I didn't awaken anything at all. With no better options, I went home and inherited my late father's struggling pet shop. But then—completely unexpectedly—I awakened the Pokémon House System! From that moment on, I wasn't just a pet shop owner... I became a Pokémon shopkeeper. One by one, Pokémon began to appear in this otherworld—through me. Each Pokémon I introduced left the people stunned, slowly tearing through the shroud of fear that the Death Beasts had cast over the land. When the Death Beasts attacked the city, I summoned Groudon to the battlefield—his Precipice Blades tore through wave after wave of enemies! When I founded the Pokémon League, calling upon the very world of Pokémon to merge with this fractured one... Rayquaza soared across the heavens. Eternatus erupted into the sky with a deafening roar. Ho-Oh spread its wings and held dominion over life and death. And Arceus, bearing the eighteen elemental plates, shattered the skies and descended upon the world! That day, everything changed. From that moment forward... Pokémon reshaped the world.

Lin Qingmo transmigrated to Douluo Continent, accidentally bringing along his Douluo fan group from before his transmigration! He originally planned to complain and share his perilous daily life in the Douluo world with his group members—maybe copy a bit of their homework while he was at it and coast his way to victory in life. But who could have imagined that every online nickname in the group actually corresponded to the real person themselves? [Heavenly Snow Woman] — the Snow Empress! [The Pope Herself] — Bibi Dong! [Evil Soul Master Saintess] — Ma Xiaotao! Lin Qingmo complained indiscriminately about every living being on this “Love Continent.” What he didn’t know was that the true identities behind those nicknames had already “exploded.” Ma Xiaotao: “Me — the Saintess of the Holy Spirit Church? Is that for real?” Bibi Dong: “Heh, I’m crazy, cold-blooded, and ruthless? Interesting.” Gu Yuena: “I would actually like—” — Daily Updates X2 — For Early Access: [email protected]/Taichu372

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Zhang Fan traveled through Douluo and obtained a dialogue modification system. The crazier the plot, the more modification values ​​he would be rewarded with. The modification values ​​could be exchanged for various treasures in all the heavens and worlds. When Tang San awakened his martial spirit, Zhang Fan moved his mind and the blue silver "grass" turned into a blue silver "chicken" that had been practicing for two and a half years, and the Haotian "hammer" turned into a Haotian "dog". When Tang Hao saw Tang San’s two spirits, he almost died on the spot, thinking that Tang San was not his biological son! [Ding, Tang San's martial soul has been modified successfully. The plot is a bit crazy. 100 modification points are obtained, which can be exchanged for the Nine Yang Divine Art. 】Martial Soul: Tian "Lan" Sword. Zhang Fan directly changed his martial soul to: Tian "Shang" Sword. Tian "Shang" Sword has four attributes of ice, fire, thunder and darkness. It can also tear the space and summon seven powerful beasts, each of which is extremely powerful. Tang San worships Yu Xiaoang as his master, and the next moment "master" is changed to "godmother". Yu Xiaoang is completely confused... Yu Xiaoang's mouth is poisoned and swollen like a gorilla's mouth. He needs Tang San to help him suck out the poison and kiss his gorilla... Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Dai Mubai are all petrified on the spot when they see that scene... Aren't they too crazy?

Lin Qingmo transmigrated to the Douluo Continent. Unexpectedly, she brought along a group of Douluo fans from before her transmigration! She originally intended to share her thrilling daily life in the Douluo world with her group members, and perhaps even copy their homework for a carefree life. But who could have imagined that behind each of their nicknames were their real selves? 【Ice and Snow Maiden】—Snow Empress! 【Pope Herself】—Bibi Dong! 【Evil Soul Master Saintess】—Ma Xiaotao! Lin Qingmo jokingly criticized all the beings on the Douluo Continent. Little did she know that the real people behind their nicknames had already "exploded"! Ma Xiaotao: "Me, the Saintess of the Evil Soul Master Holy Spirit Cult? Really?" Bibi Dong: "Heh, me, crazy, cold-blooded, and ruthless? Interesting." Gu Yuena: "I'll be happy..."

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"