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Bad news: You’ve just been conscripted by the Emperor. Good news: You’re now in charge of recruiting the Cursed High Lords, and your chess pieces can be brought to life. You can even possess and personally command them. Bad news: You only have 500 points, and can summon nothing beyond basic units. Good news: By leveling up, you can earn more points, gain greater authority, and eventually claim your own colony as a newly appointed Planetary Governor. Bad news: A Necron tomb lies right beneath your seat of power. Good news: Even more Cursed High Lords are waiting for your call to arms. So gather your allies, prepare for the unexpected, and plunge into a chaotic yet thrilling Warhammer 40,000 adventure where every move could change the fate of your world. -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

In his former life, he was a man haunted by regret—a sterile, solitary soul who yearned for a family he could never have. Then fate threw him a curveball: transmigration. Now, he wakes up as Frank Gallagher, the notorious drunk and deadbeat dad from Shameless—except this time, the dysfunction is just the beginning. Suddenly saddled with six wildly diverse kids, Frank is knee-deep in the chaos of fatherhood—equal parts disaster and accidental wisdom. But beneath the surface of slurred words and bad decisions, something else is brewing. This isn't just the gritty South Side of Chicago anymore. Something darker is creeping in. The lines between worlds begin to blur as superheroes, sorcerers, demons, and hunters stalk the shadows. From Stark Industries to the Sanctum Sanctorum, from Hell’s Kitchen to Hell itself, Frank finds himself entangled in a multiversal spiral of cosmic stakes and personal redemption. He's not just a drunken dad anymore. He's a wildcard in a universe where Iron Man suits clash with angels and shapeshifters, and where the dead don’t always stay buried. Welcome to the wildest crossover you never saw coming. --- Update Schedule: 1 Chapter/day from Monday to Friday. Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Transmigrating to Douluo Continent, he surprisingly became the brother of Qian Xunji. Thinking about the foolish actions of the Wuhun Hall's three idiots that would later harm the Wuhun Hall, Qian Xunfeng immediately felt a sense of frustration. At the age of six, Qian Xunfeng awakened his Eight-Winged Holy Angel, starting with a divine position, and decided to take a gamble. At thirty-eight, he broke through to Title Douluo, being hailed as the youngest Title Douluo on the continent, when a red-robed bishop came to report. "Reporting, Saintess Bibi Dong is in a state of desperation, insisting on eloping with that trash from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan." Qian Xunfeng smiled indifferently: "Good, let her go. There will be a time when she comes back crying." Many years later. What? This is Douluo Continent, where my Qian family can't do as they please? Laughable! This is clearly my Qian family's continent, and what my Qian family sets its sights on will eventually belong to my Qian family. I, Qian Xunfeng, came to Douluo Continent to become the emperor. In an unexpected turn of events, the first-round Tang San reincarnated as Qian Renchuan, Qian Xunfeng's son. Qian Xunfeng unexpectedly discovered that the second-round God-King Tang San had also been reborn, and under Qian Xunfeng's direction, Qian Renchuan and Xiao Wu were deeply in love. (The protagonist has multiple female leads, some male supporting characters are pure love, there will be female leads who fall into depravity, and there will be obsessed women, with childbirth plots.) (Torture Tang San, torture Grandmaster, and a little bit of torture for Bibi Dong in the early stages.)

Three years ago, Lin Chen accidentally had a relationship with the stunning campus belle Xu Mengyao. Three years later, one day, Xu Mengyao showed up looking for Lin Chen with a little girl just over two years old: “Xixi, call him Dad.” At this moment, a strange voice sounded in Lin Chen’s mind. By taking care of a child, Lin Chen can rapidly improve all kinds of his abilities. “Host cooks for one hour, chef experience increases by one year.” “Host accumulates ten hours of taking the child to play bumper cars, driving skills improve to grandmaster level.” “Host accumulates twenty hours of taking the child to practice martial arts, host’s martial arts improve to grandmaster level.” …… Xu Mengyao, whose net worth is hundreds of billions, nestles in Lin Chen’s arms: “Dear, when are you taking me to register our marriage?” Lin Chen: “Let’s go, right now!”

After traveling to the 30th millennium, Caelan thought he would just idle his days away. Little did he expect the Emperor to ask him for parenting advice. "Neoth, they are your sons! How can you, as their father, shirk your responsibilities and leave all the children for me to raise? What kind of father are you?" "Horus, you are the First-Found, the Emperor's favorite son. Why are you coming to me? Stay away from me!" "Perturabo, what are you doing? Put me down! I want to stay with Sanguinius!" "Russ, stop Angron! He's trying to read my mind! What? You say you also want to know who my favorite child is?" "I've told you, I'm not your dad!" ........ [email protected]/DaoistJinzu

“What did you say? You want me to be the nanny for the cold CEO Su Meng?” Jiang Ning widened his eyes, looking at his friend in disbelief. His friend patted Jiang Ning on the shoulder and said earnestly, “Brother, this is a great opportunity to make big money. Su Meng has to go abroad to negotiate an extremely important cooperation and will be away for three months. She urgently needs someone reliable to take care of her three-year-old daughter. The pay is generous—just help me out and give it a try.” Just as Jiang Ning was about to refuse, a crisp electronic voice suddenly rang out in his mind: “Ding! Super Dad System binding… Binding successful!”

Thrall traveled through time and became the son of Planet Devourer! Possessing abilities and potential even more powerful than Galactus! Swallow the planet, swallow the sun, swallow the universe, swallow all the heavens and worlds! Odin once surrendered at my feet, and the earth was a plaything in my palm. When Thanos saw me, he could only kneel down and beg for mercy! I, Sal Garland, am destined to be immortal and transcend everything!

READER DISCLAIMER (CONTENT WARNING) !!!!!!!This novel contains explicit adult content unsuitable for minors.!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Sexual content: Some chapters include explicit sex scenes. - Underage characters: The story features high school-aged characters (minors) in mature situations. This is a work of fiction and does not endorse or romanticize underage relationships in real life. - Audience: Intended for 18+ readers only. If you are below the legal age in your region, please refrain from reading. Fiction disclaimer: Events and characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real life is coincidental. Read at your own discretion. If you’re uncomfortable with mature themes, consider choosing another work. Thank you. ============================================= 34 years old salaryman Koichiro Kasahara, overwhelmed by work-related stress, ends up embracing a middle school girl named Aika in a park. Tormented by guilt over soliciting her, Koichiro learns that she is a homeless girl abandoned by her parents and decides to raise her as his own daughter.

While traveling through the world of the Hokage, Naruto suddenly found himself in a new form — Virgin Naruto! His power grows with every shadow he casts, for darkening multiplies his strength tenfold, while whitening weakens him. Remembering the tragic stories from the biographies of bloggers, he made a decision: to become someone to be feared. Hokage? — Let that title remain just a feather in the wind! Will of Fire? — To hell with it! Why not release Ōtsutsuki Kaguya and unite the ninja world, becoming a divine ruler? Half of the Nine-Tails’ chakra isn’t enough? No problem! Naruto went to his father’s grave using the Reanimation technique of the Impure World and obtained the second half. Reincarnation of Ashura, but with low blood concentration? No matter! He had already set his eyes on Sasuke: “Sasuke, your eyes look fine, take them out and give them to me!” Uchiha Obito was plotting and planning his moves, but Naruto intervened: Black Zetsu: “You need a father? Why don’t we free your mother together?” During the Fourth Great Ninja War, the resurrected Uchiha Madara, opening his legendary eyes, addressed Obito: Madara: “Obito, have you finished everything?” Obito, panicking: “Ancestor Madara, something went wrong! Hurry, Naruto is already on his way!” Madara looked at the army of the Allied Shinobi Forces, at their faces full of hope, and with a slight smile realized that the darkness Naruto had brought could change the fate of the world once and for all...

[GGAD + HP + heavy headcanons + Agarth pretending to be weird and clueless] No CP for the protagonist. Romance is only between the two dads (GGAD). Everyone knows how the legendary Dark Lord Grindelwald lost to the radiant Albus Dumbledore and locked himself away in Nurmengard afterward. What fewer people know is that… in 1978, a kid appeared in Nurmengard. A kid who looks a little too much like Dumbledore. --- Agarth: “Dad, why didn’t you tell me Mom was a beautiful old lady with a mustache?” Grindelwald: “The word is handsome, Agarth.” Agarth: “Okay, but why didn’t you say she was a pretty little handsome guy, then?” When Dumbledore’s name appears in the Hogwarts admission book tied to a child… he shows up to deliver the letter personally. Only to find himself face to face with a child—boy? girl? gremlin?—with blue eyes, fiery red hair, and zero understanding of personal space. Agarth: “Mom, your beard looks amazing! Can I have it?” (rips it off magically) Agarth: “Look, Dad! Now your beard and Mom’s beard can be together forever. Like soulmates. Like me and chaos. Isn’t that romantic?” Dumbledore: (…) Grindelwald: (…help) This is the chaotic tale of a possibly schizophrenic child who may or may not have been born from magic, fire, and spite—now dead set on helping his dad win back his “mom.” Mostly daily life. Very little plot. A lot of weird, magical family drama.