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Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

He died saving a future that never thanked him. In a shattered timeline born from the events of terminator, a child survivor of Judgment Day grows into a hardened Resistance commander. Forged in nuclear winter and machine logic, he learns to outthink Skynet—not through genius, but through ruthless adaptation. At twenty, he sacrifices himself to cripple the enemy’s defense grid, believing death is the end. It isn’t. Instead of oblivion, he awakens on the sands of **Geonosis**, inside the mind of a Jedi on the brink of the Clone Wars. Two timelines now coexist—Legends and Canon intertwined. The Force is real. Lightsabers burn brighter than plasma fire. And the galaxy is marching toward a war far larger than the one he left behind. But he is not the same boy who once loved **Star Wars**. He is a soldier forged by extinction. Where the Jedi seek balance, he sees strategy. Where they sense destiny, he calculates probability. Where they hesitate, he adapts. Given a second life at the dawn of galactic conflict, he must decide: Will he preserve the timeline and fight within its rules? Or will he reshape it—using machine-war pragmatism to prevent an even greater fall? This is not a story about a chosen one. It is about a survivor. And sometimes, survivors are far more dangerous. Be advised had this story in my head for while and yes i use ai seems easier

"If you ever get hurt, you can always come to me. I'll heal you... unconditionally~" With just one line and a single promotional video, Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, instantly broke through the fandom barrier and became everyone's top choice. A pair of legs and a single image of Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, set the internet ablaze, making her the true Archon of the ̶d̶o̶u̶j̶i̶n̶s̶h̶i̶ world. "Waaah! If I could just rest my head on Lumina-neechan's lap once in my life, I'd die without regrets!" "When is Lumina-neechan coming to the gacha? I'm sick with lovesickness—the kind only she can cure!" "@Mihoyo, can't Lumina be added to the gacha sooner? Do you even want to make money? At this rate, I'm going to F2P her E6 S5!" As more of Lumina's promotional videos and storylines were released, players began to uncover the truth. The aloof Saintess persona was merely a facade. Witnessing Lumina's true personality only intensified the players' enthusiasm. "Lumina-neechan, step on me!!!" The fan comments, however, gradually spiraled into the absurd... -

Yang Hui mysteriously finds himself transported to the world of Mobile Suit Gundam 00, but as a child. He becomes a member of the Xiong family and embarks on a journey with a flawed, monkey-like system. Determined to change all the tragic events that haunt him, Yang Hui believes he’s set everything right, only to discover that the real challenges are only just beginning. (PS: The story is an infinite flow, with appearances from characters and mechs from side stories, though the main plot follows the core storyline. The early chapters focus on Gundam OO, while later arcs introduce super robots and fantasy mechs.)

"Xia Wen travels to a parallel world where entertainment is not developed. Originally, he had secured a wealthy patroness, ensuring a life of luxury. Unexpectedly, because of his laziness, the system forcibly assigns him to film 'Honkai Star Rail'. -------------------------- 'Wait a minute, something seems off. Why are all my company's artists similar to characters from the game? Kafka: Listen to me, just sleep peacefully in my arms. Fu Xuan: Xia Wen, you are such a bad person! Tingyun: Benefactor~ Space comedy, interstellar travel, and other elements lead the way, becoming the prelude to cultural dominance. The vast scope of the series allows not only the filming of the main plot but also gives significant attention to excellent side stories. The story of the Herta Space Station, the great battle against the Doomsday Beast, and the superb special effects make viewers worldwide speculate whether such a world truly exists. The great battle of Belobog against Cocolia, with its plot, leaves people around the world eagerly waiting for updates. Just when people think this is the pinnacle, the audience receive the story of the High-Cloud Quintet, the even more exciting advanced plot of the Xianzhou Loufu, and the even more thrilling 'Penacony'... When Genshin Impact is announced, the entire world goes crazy. ----------------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/LordIsland For Additional chapters! --------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated novel and not my original one. I am just translating for all the readers who are interested. The cover photo is not mine. -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yxR8vQFh

Sunless once wondered why the stars shone so brightly, despite being far out of reach. There was a scientific explanation out there, but he didn’t care about that. If the world wanted to spite him, he’d spite the world back. Sunny will reach for the stars, grasp them, and crush them, drowning the universe with a lightless sky. *** Cover by N0tEpic. Full cover can be found in the first chapter of the AO3 version of this fic.

Lin Yu finds himself transported to the world of Honkai: Star Rail. Equipped with a divine mobile game development system, his first project is creating "Honkai: Star Rail." Soon, his game captures the attention of the entire universe. As players reach the Cocolia boss battle, the song 'Wildfire' begins playing. "Woah?! This is a turn-based game; how dare you make it so intense!" "The moment this music kicked in, I felt like I was about to take down an Aeon!" Progressing further, they encounter Dan Heng's sea-parting scene. "I thought 'Wildfire' was intense enough, but there's even more fire here!" "Dan Heng, still denying you're Imbibitor Lunae? Now you're a five-star limited character!" Arriving at Penacony: "Huh? Have you listened to 'WHITE NIGHT'?" "Acheron's power has been tested - fellow gamers, feel free to pull for her!" "Duke Inferno: Children, this isn't funny." "Before experiencing the story: Aventurine? Just another profit-driven fraud! After the storyline: May the Mother Goddess thrice close her eyes upon thee..." "What Aventurine?! He's clearly my unfortunate yet loyal bro!" *** Please support me on Patreon, where you can read a bunch of extra chapters, not just for this novel, but for all the novels I'm translating. I upload at least 2 times daily for each novel (meaning there are at least twice as many chapters on Patreon compared to here on Webnovel). https://www.pat reon.com/ThatGreatStuff

This book is not meant for others, I just like reading in webnovel and so I translated it a another way to make it more understandable If anyone wants to comment please just comment recommendations of other chill hotel/shop building related novels If you want to check the mtl translation check: https://www.mtlnovel.com/i-have-a-seaside-five-star-hotel/ https://www.beqege.cc/76157/ (RAWS)

The Clone Wars rage across Naboo, tearing the Galactic Republic apart. The Jedi Knights lead the Clone Army in a desperate struggle against the Separatists' endless droid legions. But everything changes when a wild card enters the battlefield—the Avengers, accidentally transported to Naboo through a mysterious Hydra base experiment gone wrong. Their unexpected arrival shifts the tide of war and sets off a chain reaction across the stars. From this moment forward, more dangerous, more sinister threats emerge—ones neither the Jedi nor the Sith could have foreseen. The Galactic Republic, the Separatists, the Federation of Independent Systems, the Rebel Alliance, even the Sith themselves—all will face unforeseen changes as the Avengers alter the fate of the galaxy... and perhaps the entire universe. This is a finish translation and edit of Marvel crosses Star Wars, and everyone attacks the galaxy 漫威穿越星战，全员进击银河系 Author: 吧懂 More chapter and Early Access Available at : Patreon.com/goldengaruda

Ender traveled to the world of Swallowed Star. If possible, he would have loved to cling to the protagonist Luo Feng’s leg, but all he knew was that his planet belonged to the Molten Rock Empire—he knew nothing else. Fortunately, he possessed an extraordinary comprehension of the innate laws and 32 times the initial gene level as his starting advantage. This allowed him to rise from an ordinary cultivation planet within the Molten Rock Empire to the stage of the Universe Pinnacle Genius Battle. At that point, he discovered that this version of Swallowed Star was somewhat different from what he remembered— “What? Humans have 1,004 universe countries?!” “What? The strongest participant in this Universe Pinnacle Genius Battle is Kedi?!” Only then did Ender realize that he had traveled too far back in time—even Luo Feng’s future teacher, King Zhenyan, had not yet been born. Traveled too far? It didn’t matter. Ender claimed that he possessed a legacy—one even stronger than Luo Feng’s—and that in the future, he would stand above the God King! Note: The protagonist has both talent and inheritance, and the author has only read Swallowed Star! Only read Swallowed Star! Only read Swallowed Star! (Important things should be said three times.) The protagonist will be upgraded in Chaos City, a clone will appear later, and the protagonist should not be treated as a typical transmigrator. (Foreword: Please do not consider the protagonist a normal Transmigrator, as normal Transmigrators do not lose their memories...) Raw Title: 吞噬星空之元重之主 Author: 夕日业火 (If you’d like to support my work, you can join my Patreon. Your support helps me translate chapters more accurately and consistently, allowing the story to reach more readers. Patreon members also get early access to 20 chapters in advance, so you can read upcoming content before it’s released publicly. Thank you for reading and supporting—every bit truly helps. Join p atreon.com/Cr0w0019 for 20 advance chapters)