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Esta es mi historia, pasando de mundos a mundos, haciendo amistades en cada uno de ellos, no se que me preparará todo esto, yo no elegí este camino, pero... ya que me sucedió esto *suspira* ¿Por qué no aprovecharlo al máximo? Que es lo que soy en esta vida? La mente me a dado muchas vueltas desde que tengo memoria, e sido feliz en varios momentos, e pasado tristeza en muchos también, todo el tiempo e vivido una vida normal, eso quiero pensar, estoy agusto de lo todo por lo que e vivido, conforme, no pedía nada más que tener siempre lo que tuve, entonces, por que todo me lo estan arrebatando. Quiero que dejen de destruir mi mundo y mis sueños, ya no puedo más, eh? que? una oportunidad? tengo una oportunidad? yo? Si puedo rehacer mi vida, entonces por fin me convertire en todo lo que nunca fui, tu quién me extendio la mano ¿Quieres acompañarme? 『Entonces estas dispuesto a tomar la propuesta que te hice? Te he observado por mucho tiempo y en todo esto de reinicio en reinicio, voy a decir que me llegaste a simpatizar que a dar pena, pero si, no voy a ocultar que me diste pena *sonríe* 』-『Lamento tener que involucrate en todo esto, pero esto también será mi buena obra de almenos poder ayudar a alguien, así que cuando nos encontremos al final de todo, destruyelo con tus propias manos con la ayuda de todos, yo naci sin ningún propósito, la tarea que tengo ahora es totalmente diferente a lo que tenía antes, el de vivir tranquilamente, el seguir observandolos me hacía feliz, pero si el esta dispuesto a destruirlos, mi deber es proteger y cuidar lo que más amo en mi vida』-『A partir de ahora, empieza tu verdadera historia』 Aquí estamos empezando algo que lo hice por curiosidad....bueno, la verdad es que no, desde que descubrí esto me jure a mi mismo terminarlo por completo, siempre en tales días continuare esta rutina, ah! Con respecto a lo que opino de mi historia, pues que puedo decir, espero,voy y los termine como un gran trabajo y una gran historia!!!! Si!.....Aunque sea una mierda, una basura en muchas ocasiones y pienses que no es nada que merezca la pena, para mi estará en lo alto......Después de todo, quien va a creer en ti si no eres tu mismo? No soy propietario de los personajes de Anime,juegos o manga que aparecerán en la historia.

This is my story, going from worlds to worlds, making friends in each one of them, I don't know what all this will prepare for me, I didn't choose this path, but... since this happened to me *sigh* Why not make the most of it? What am I in this life? My mind has been going round and round for as long as I can remember, I've been happy in many moments, I've been sad in many moments, I've lived a normal life, I want to think so, I'm happy with everything I've lived for, I'm content, I didn't ask for anything more than to always have what I had, so why are they taking it all away from me? I want them to stop destroying my world and my dreams, I can't take it anymore, huh? what? a chance? do I have a chance? me? If I can rebuild my life, then I will finally become everything I never was, you who reached out to me Do you want to join me? 『Then are you willing to take the proposal I made to you? I've watched you for a long time and in all this from reboot to reboot, I'm going to say that I came to sympathize with you rather than pity you, but yes, I won't hide that I felt sorry for you *smiles* 』-『I'm sorry I have to involve you in all this, but this will also be my good deed of at least being able to help someone, so when we meet at the end of it all, destroy it with your own hands with everyone's help, I was born without any purpose, the task I have now is totally different from what I had before, that of living quietly, continuing to watch them made me happy, but if he is willing to destroy them, my duty is to protect and take care of what I love the most in my life』-『From now on, your real story begins』. Here we are starting something that I did it out of curiosity....well, not really, since I discovered this I swore to myself to finish it completely, always on such days I will continue this routine, ah! Regarding what I think of my story, well what can I say, I hope,I go and finish them as a great job and a great story!!!! Yes!.....Even if it's crap, garbage on many occasions and you think it's nothing worthwhile, for me it will be at the top......After all, who is going to believe in you if you are not yourself? I don't own the characters from Anime,games or manga that will appear in the story.

Reborn into the brutal world of Naruto, Kenji Sato expected a legendary bloodline or a god-tier Dojutsu. Instead, he awakened the Shameless Sage System—a cheat code that doesn't reward hard work, but rewards absolute degeneracy. In a world defined by war and death, Kenji realizes that dignity is a luxury he can't afford. Want the Rinnegan? You’ll have to streak through the Hokage’s office. Need S-Rank strength? Better prepare your best double-entendres for the nearest Kunoichi. Armed with a "Max-Level Transformation Jutsu" and a philosophy that would make Jiraiya blush, Kenji sets out to rewrite history. From corrupting Naruto into his first disciple to traumatizing Sasuke with the "Secret Backdoor Technique," Kenji turns the shinobi world upside down. He isn't the hero Konoha wanted, but he is the chaos they deserve. Witness the rise of a civilian orphan who grinds his way to the top, proving that in the face of destiny, sometimes the strongest weapon is a lack of shame. This isn't just a ninja story; it’s a masterclass in "Culture." Author’s Note: 30 Advance chapters are available on Patreon. patreon.com/evilUchiha

Waking up as Steve Harrington three years before Will Byers vanishes, a man from our world decides to change the tragic future. He isn't just armed with knowledge of the show, but three impossible abilities: the Dimensional Backpack, which grants him one random survival item (like a medkit or grappling gun) every period of time; Fight Master, allowing him to learn any combat style instantly; and Pain Heal, a double-edged power that lets him miraculously cure others by absorbing their agony into his own body

MC died at my desk at 28. I woke up as Matt Donovan—the human punching bag of The Vampire Diaries. But something came with : few strong powers :1. HEMOMANCY (Blood Manipulation) Control blood outside bodies → shape weapons, shields, projectiles. Evolves to sensing blood, then full internal control (stop hearts, puppet bodies). His blood also heals wounds. 2. DEATH IMMUNITY Can't permanently die if death connects to anything supernatural (vampire kills him, compelled human kills him, supernatural weapon, etc.). Enters limbo, then resurrects. Nearly impossible to truly kill in Mystic Falls. 3. BLOOD BOND CREATION One drop of his blood in a supernatural's mouth = loyalty bond (like sire bond). Works on vampires, werewolves, witches. Duration and strength grow with practice. 4. TERRITORIAL CLAIM Mark areas with blood = personal territory. Senses supernaturals entering, boosts allies, weakens enemies inside the zone. 5. BLOOD MAGIC AFFINITY Any spell using blood as a component costs him 1/10th the normal price. Not a witch, but can fuel blood rituals cheaply. Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

An adult man from our world is given a second chance at life, only to awaken in the body of an orphan in a world of magic. He quickly discovers that magic is far from a fairy tale. A single spell can break a person’s will, erase memories, or alter the very fabric of reality. Patrik Rosier has no interest in Dumbledore’s ideals or Voldemort’s dreams of immortality. He wants only one thing: freedom. And in a world where power decides the rules, freedom always comes at a price. If he ever wants to peacefully drink a piña colada on a beach, he must first gain enough power to ensure no one can take that freedom away from him. --------------------------------------------------------------- DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/tgdTNZYVKt Join my discord and influence the story - vote on upcoming chapters, share fanfics, and chat with other readers. --------------------------------------------------------------- PATREON LINK: https://www.patreon.com/PatrikWriter The shadows are shifting... If you can't wait to see where the darkness leads, you can find the advanced chapters on PATREON. Support the craft and keep the ink flowing. Your contribution in the Restricted Section directly allows me to dedicate more time to this dark world and bring you deeper, faster updates. --------------------------------------------------------------- DECLARATION: This story is also present on: FFN, Ao3, SpaceBattles, Questionablequesting, ScribbleHub and RoyalRoad --------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: I don't own any character other than my OCs.

In his twenties, Lucas Aldaric met an untimely demise, only to find himself reincarnated in a unique amalgamation of worlds, with a few unexpected twists.

Waking up in a body that isn't his, a former fan of the show finds himself inhabiting Roman Roy during the high-stakes environment of the Roy family power struggles. He isn't just dealing with a new family; he’s dealing with overlapping memories and a suite of supernatural cognitive abilities known as "The Wounded King’s Arsenal." As he navigates the cutthroat world of Waystar Royco, he carries the heavy burden of meta-knowledge—knowing the tragedies and betrayals before they happen. After failing to prevent the pivotal accident at Shiv’s wedding, he realizes that knowing the future isn't always power; sometimes, it’s a cage. Now, he must use his "Empathy Engine" and "Value Sight" to protect his siblings from their father’s shadow, all while trying to keep his own humanity from being ground away by the corporate machine. The Wounded King’s Arsenal: The Powers Empathy Engine: This allows Roman to perceive surface-level thoughts, emotions, and true intentions. It’s the ultimate tool for "reading the room," letting him know exactly what Logan wants or what Gerri is actually thinking behind her professional mask. Value Sight: A corporate-tier sensory power that reveals the "true value" of assets, companies, and even people. It allows Roman to see the future trajectory of a deal or a person's loyalty, though it carries a high risk of information overload. Silver Tongue: An enhancement to Roman's natural wit, providing a supernatural edge to his persuasion. When he speaks with genuine intent, his words carry a weight that makes it significantly harder for others to dismiss or disagree with his proposals. Trauma Lock: A defensive mental mechanism. It allows Roman to temporarily suppress his own panic, guilt, or emotional pain, keeping him functional and "sharp" during high-pressure board meetings or family confrontations.

What if Bella was raised by the Volturi, for most of her life all she knows is the inside of the castle and Volterra. Things are about to change when she moves to Forks for her Graduation (Cross-posted)

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?