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Esta es mi historia, pasando de mundos a mundos, haciendo amistades en cada uno de ellos, no se que me preparará todo esto, yo no elegí este camino, pero... ya que me sucedió esto *suspira* ¿Por qué no aprovecharlo al máximo? Que es lo que soy en esta vida? La mente me a dado muchas vueltas desde que tengo memoria, e sido feliz en varios momentos, e pasado tristeza en muchos también, todo el tiempo e vivido una vida normal, eso quiero pensar, estoy agusto de lo todo por lo que e vivido, conforme, no pedía nada más que tener siempre lo que tuve, entonces, por que todo me lo estan arrebatando. Quiero que dejen de destruir mi mundo y mis sueños, ya no puedo más, eh? que? una oportunidad? tengo una oportunidad? yo? Si puedo rehacer mi vida, entonces por fin me convertire en todo lo que nunca fui, tu quién me extendio la mano ¿Quieres acompañarme? 『Entonces estas dispuesto a tomar la propuesta que te hice? Te he observado por mucho tiempo y en todo esto de reinicio en reinicio, voy a decir que me llegaste a simpatizar que a dar pena, pero si, no voy a ocultar que me diste pena *sonríe* 』-『Lamento tener que involucrate en todo esto, pero esto también será mi buena obra de almenos poder ayudar a alguien, así que cuando nos encontremos al final de todo, destruyelo con tus propias manos con la ayuda de todos, yo naci sin ningún propósito, la tarea que tengo ahora es totalmente diferente a lo que tenía antes, el de vivir tranquilamente, el seguir observandolos me hacía feliz, pero si el esta dispuesto a destruirlos, mi deber es proteger y cuidar lo que más amo en mi vida』-『A partir de ahora, empieza tu verdadera historia』 Aquí estamos empezando algo que lo hice por curiosidad....bueno, la verdad es que no, desde que descubrí esto me jure a mi mismo terminarlo por completo, siempre en tales días continuare esta rutina, ah! Con respecto a lo que opino de mi historia, pues que puedo decir, espero,voy y los termine como un gran trabajo y una gran historia!!!! Si!.....Aunque sea una mierda, una basura en muchas ocasiones y pienses que no es nada que merezca la pena, para mi estará en lo alto......Después de todo, quien va a creer en ti si no eres tu mismo? No soy propietario de los personajes de Anime,juegos o manga que aparecerán en la historia.

This is my story, going from worlds to worlds, making friends in each one of them, I don't know what all this will prepare for me, I didn't choose this path, but... since this happened to me *sigh* Why not make the most of it? What am I in this life? My mind has been going round and round for as long as I can remember, I've been happy in many moments, I've been sad in many moments, I've lived a normal life, I want to think so, I'm happy with everything I've lived for, I'm content, I didn't ask for anything more than to always have what I had, so why are they taking it all away from me? I want them to stop destroying my world and my dreams, I can't take it anymore, huh? what? a chance? do I have a chance? me? If I can rebuild my life, then I will finally become everything I never was, you who reached out to me Do you want to join me? 『Then are you willing to take the proposal I made to you? I've watched you for a long time and in all this from reboot to reboot, I'm going to say that I came to sympathize with you rather than pity you, but yes, I won't hide that I felt sorry for you *smiles* 』-『I'm sorry I have to involve you in all this, but this will also be my good deed of at least being able to help someone, so when we meet at the end of it all, destroy it with your own hands with everyone's help, I was born without any purpose, the task I have now is totally different from what I had before, that of living quietly, continuing to watch them made me happy, but if he is willing to destroy them, my duty is to protect and take care of what I love the most in my life』-『From now on, your real story begins』. Here we are starting something that I did it out of curiosity....well, not really, since I discovered this I swore to myself to finish it completely, always on such days I will continue this routine, ah! Regarding what I think of my story, well what can I say, I hope,I go and finish them as a great job and a great story!!!! Yes!.....Even if it's crap, garbage on many occasions and you think it's nothing worthwhile, for me it will be at the top......After all, who is going to believe in you if you are not yourself? I don't own the characters from Anime,games or manga that will appear in the story.

Reborn into the brutal world of Naruto, Kenji Sato expected a legendary bloodline or a god-tier Dojutsu. Instead, he awakened the Shameless Sage System—a cheat code that doesn't reward hard work, but rewards absolute degeneracy. In a world defined by war and death, Kenji realizes that dignity is a luxury he can't afford. Want the Rinnegan? You’ll have to streak through the Hokage’s office. Need S-Rank strength? Better prepare your best double-entendres for the nearest Kunoichi. Armed with a "Max-Level Transformation Jutsu" and a philosophy that would make Jiraiya blush, Kenji sets out to rewrite history. From corrupting Naruto into his first disciple to traumatizing Sasuke with the "Secret Backdoor Technique," Kenji turns the shinobi world upside down. He isn't the hero Konoha wanted, but he is the chaos they deserve. Witness the rise of a civilian orphan who grinds his way to the top, proving that in the face of destiny, sometimes the strongest weapon is a lack of shame. This isn't just a ninja story; it’s a masterclass in "Culture." Author’s Note: 30 Advance chapters are available on Patreon. patreon.com/evilUchiha

Waking up as Steve Harrington three years before Will Byers vanishes, a man from our world decides to change the tragic future. He isn't just armed with knowledge of the show, but three impossible abilities: the Dimensional Backpack, which grants him one random survival item (like a medkit or grappling gun) every period of time; Fight Master, allowing him to learn any combat style instantly; and Pain Heal, a double-edged power that lets him miraculously cure others by absorbing their agony into his own body

MCtransmigrated as Justing Hammer toney starks's rival with these new powers " cientific Intuition This is a subconscious, genius-level understanding of all sciences—physics, chemistry, engineering, and more. It allows the user to instantly "see" solutions to complex problems, reverse-engineer advanced technology (like Stark tech or alien devices), and innovate new inventions without needing traditional study. 2. Equivalent Exchange Transmutation Circle The user can summon a glowing circle to transform raw materials into superior versions or entirely new items. Following the rule of "equivalent exchange" (nothing comes from nothing), they can purify metals, create impossible alloys (like "Prometheus Steel"), repair objects, or upgrade weapons and armor by reorganizing atomic structures. 3. Limited All For One This ability allows the user to extract supernatural powers from willing or dying individuals and store them in a mental "vault" (up to 15 slots). The user can personally wield up to two powers safely (or more with severe physical risk) and can permanently grant stored powers to allies, enabling the creation of a loyal team of enhanced operatives. Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

MC died at my desk at 28. I woke up as Matt Donovan—the human punching bag of The Vampire Diaries. But something came with : few strong powers :1. HEMOMANCY (Blood Manipulation) Control blood outside bodies → shape weapons, shields, projectiles. Evolves to sensing blood, then full internal control (stop hearts, puppet bodies). His blood also heals wounds. 2. DEATH IMMUNITY Can't permanently die if death connects to anything supernatural (vampire kills him, compelled human kills him, supernatural weapon, etc.). Enters limbo, then resurrects. Nearly impossible to truly kill in Mystic Falls. 3. BLOOD BOND CREATION One drop of his blood in a supernatural's mouth = loyalty bond (like sire bond). Works on vampires, werewolves, witches. Duration and strength grow with practice. 4. TERRITORIAL CLAIM Mark areas with blood = personal territory. Senses supernaturals entering, boosts allies, weakens enemies inside the zone. 5. BLOOD MAGIC AFFINITY Any spell using blood as a component costs him 1/10th the normal price. Not a witch, but can fuel blood rituals cheaply. Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

One life ended, and another began in the grey shadows of Wool’s Orphanage. But Patrik Rosier didn't come to this world to be a victim of fate. In a realm where a single word can shatter a mind and power is the only true currency, he quickly learned a bitter truth: morality is a luxury of the dead. Armed with an ancient name and a hunger for the forbidden arts, Patrik navigates a Wizarding World that is far from a fairy tale. There is no light or dark—only the strength to impose one's will and the cold reality that Magic is Might. --------------------------------------------------------------- DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/tgdTNZYVKt Join my discord and influence the story - vote on upcoming chapters, share fanfics, and chat with other readers. --------------------------------------------------------------- PATREON LINK: https://www.patreon.com/PatrikWriter The shadows are shifting... If you can't wait to see where the darkness leads, you can find the advanced chapters on PATREON. Support the craft and keep the ink flowing. Your contribution in the Restricted Section directly allows me to dedicate more time to this dark world and bring you deeper, faster updates. --------------------------------------------------------------- DECLARATION: This story is also present on: FFN, Ao3, SpaceBattles, Questionablequesting, ScribbleHub and RoyalRoad --------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: I don't own any character other than my OCs.

Waking in a stranger’s skin in the heart of Brooklyn, a man realizes he has transmigrated into the Elementary television universe weeks before Sherlock Holmes is set to arrive. He possesses an "Absolute Memory Palace," a supernatural mental dimension where every detail of the show's seven seasons is stored with perfect fidelity, allowing him to anticipate crimes before they happen. To survive the coming storm, he assumes the identity of "Cash Dalton," a shadow fixer who leverages his impossible knowledge to manipulate the city’s underworld. Even as he prepares for the arrival of the Great Detective, a talking cat named Vex observes his every move, hinting that this reality is far more dangerous than the one he watched on screen

In his twenties, Lucas Aldaric met an untimely demise, only to find himself reincarnated in a unique amalgamation of worlds, with a few unexpected twists.

From the ashes of two tragic lives, Adam Stiels is reborn as a half-imp outcast in the Arrowverse, armed with godlike powers he barely understands and a bizarre "System" to keep his mind intact. Thrust into National City at the dawn of Supergirl's heroics, he funnily "blackmails" the Girl of Steel into a series of awkward dates, not for malice, but to find an anchor in his new, chaotic existence. Can this snarky, reality-warping fan prevent apocalyptic futures, save his beloved heroes, and truly find himself, or will absolute power reveal he was always just a glitch in the grand design?