funny rogue trader stories

Her parents are beta, because they both died in battle, resulting in the heroine became an orphan. After she was rejected by the first mate, she was too sad, so she left the wolves and lived alone in a small town for more than 10 years, becoming a lone Wolf. After alpha male two wolves found the female master who fainted because she was too weak, and let her join the wolves and become a Wolf warrior.

Qin Hao, possessing remarkable skills, returns to the bustling city, punching the wastrels and reveling in the company of beauties! With the Divine Doctor's Skill in one hand, he specializes in curing beauties but can't treat his continuous streak of romantic encounters, so he has no choice but to hold the school beauty in his arms!

A Reverse Harem Werewolf Romance --- Evaline Greystone was the daughter of an Alpha, yet her life was anything but privileged. After losing her mother at a young age, she suffered under the cruelty of her stepmother and step-siblings while her father ignored her existence. Her only solace was Ethan - the Alpha heir of a neighboring pack and the man she loved. But fate was never kind to her. When Eva turned sixteen, she discovered she had no wolf. Overnight, she became an anomaly, a disgrace. She became the laughingstock of the werewolf world. But her torment escalated into something darker, something sinister at the hands of none other than her stepbrother. Still, she held onto Ethan, believing his love would be her salvation. That illusion shattered on her eighteenth birthday. Ethan turned out to be her fated mate, but instead of joy, it brought devastation. The night after they had given themselves to each other, Ethan declared she was too weak to stand by his side. Worse, he rejected her publicly, choosing her stepsister instead. Humiliated, betrayed, and terrified of what her stepbrother would do next, Eva ran. But her escape led her straight into a nightmare. The next morning, she awoke to the horrifying news - her entire pack was annihilated. Not a single survivor remained. And the ones responsible? The four Rogue Kings - feared Alphas who ruled the lawless werewolf world. Ruthless and unstoppable, and they had come to finish what they started. But Eva wasn't dead. She was on the run. And pregnant. She didn’t get far before she was captured. Dragged before the Rogue Kings, she prepared for the end. But at the last moment, they changed their minds. Instead of killing her, they made her a maid - a fallen Alpha’s daughter serving the very Alphas who destroyed her world. What neither she nor the Rogue Kings knew was the cruel twist fate had in store. They were her mates. Despite her suffering, she refused to break, determined to carve a future for herself and her child. And to do that, she enrolled in the werewolf academy run by the Rogue Kings themselves.

"J'ai été le premier à l'embrasser," se vante Bryce. "Je réclame sa virginité," crie Ace à haute voix. "Elle m'aimera en premier," répond Chris avec colère. Erica lève les yeux au ciel et tape du pied. "Je vous déteste! Tous autant que vous êtes!!" Erica se retrouve sans abri et sans famille après que ses parents ont été bannis de la Meute de l'Ouest. Elle est forcée de prendre la seule option qui s'offre à elle. Se rendre à la Meute du Nord et vivre avec l'Alpha, la Luna, et leurs fils Triplés. Connaissant déjà la Meute du Nord, Erica est consciente de la cruauté dont Ace, Bryce et Chris peuvent faire preuve. Mais ce à quoi elle ne s'attend pas, c'est d'être dépouillée de son statut de Bêta et d'être considérée comme une Rogue au sein de la Meute. Humiliée et tourmentée, Erica n'est plus que l'ombre de la femme qu'elle était autrefois. Jusqu'à cette nuit fatidique où elle trouve son compagnon. Acceptera-t-elle le lien qui lui a été donné par la Déesse de la Lune ou s'enfuira-t-elle aussi loin qu'elle le peut?

Without even a name in her past life, she managed to escape her lifelong imprisonment and transmigrated to the wasted body of a noble’s daughter. Does she mind? No! As long she can fulfill her greatest desires; freedom, treasures, and food. Crawling out from the abyss to claim her freedom, snatching treasures to her heart’s desire; To get what she wants, she has no choice but to grab ahold of the chance to take a wealthy husband. Will she be able to control him? Or will he control her? Husband: Afraid? Are you thinking of backing out after agreeing to the bet? Wife: Who’s afraid?! I will empty your treasury! Husband: Oh? You just need to warm my bed every night and the treasury will be yours... Wife:..... (considering the offer) ................................... Author's note: Disclaimer: Ongoing editing Thank you so much for checking out my story. This can be a long one so I am trying to update more than 2 chapters daily, though anything more is a bonus. This is also a stand-alone story and the first book of a series, so rest assured, there will an ending. :-) Sorry in advance as well for some grammar issues. Still working on editing. Constructive and reasonable feedback and suggestions are fine too. Hope you guys enjoy! :-)

Waking up after a traffic accident, a young man realizes that he might have transmigrated into the world of one of his favorite stories, which isn't all bad. Except for a couple of things. The world and everyone on it gets destroyed at the end of the story. He has transmigrated into the body of Ackster Phileam, an infamous roadside pebble antagonist who gets killed by the original Hero of the story a week after meeting The Hero. And half that week has already passed. *The story is pretty slow paced, especially the first decent batch of chapters. But if you're intrigued by the story but not the abundance of words, check out the chapter 1-56 summary. It will be full of spoilers, but just consider it a prologue.*

"Who the hell is that?" I whispered more to myself than my assistant Zeeb Elijah who stood next to me at the Golden Shifter Pack Annual dinner. "No," Zeeb seethed Vehemently. "Don't even think about it, Lucian. That is the Rogue Alpha Conri Dolf. He was exiled from the pack and only shows himself during the annual dinner as demanded by the pack elders. It is said he killed his mate and went rogue. I am warning you, Lucian, that is one forbidden territory that you can venture into." ********************************** Billionaire CEO Lucian Freki is a name that generates all kinds of feelings amongst the Golden Shifter Pack of Alaska. Tall, handsome, wealthy bachelor, arrogant, and a bastard playboy who refused to settle down. Until his eyes land on Rogue Alpha Conri Dolf… Lucian is drawn in by Conri’s powerful demeanor and his deep ocean eyes. According to the pack, Conri was exiled after the death of his mate and he went rogue. He lives alone in the deep mountains of Alaska and rumor has it that he is volatile and kills anyone who dares approach him. Just one look made Lucian crave Conri. He begins a slow, wicked seduction to sate his desires and possess Conri. Lucian will stop at nothing to get Conri back in the golden pack, amidst the lurking enemies that want Conri dead and discover the secrets behind his exile.

✓ MASSIVE RELEASE ON THE LAST DAY OF EACH MONTH.✓ BLURB: “We are sorry Maria, we never meant to hurt you. Come back to us!" They all thundered. But it was too late, I was determined to make them Pay. *** I am Maria Moon, casted out of my Pack at the age of eighteen. All because of a tradition— one that states, that which ever family the Alpha's mate comes from, any other female wolf of same status is cast out. But it all felt wrong, It wasn't supposed to be me but her— my step sister— Patricia Moon. “I, Darren Copper, Alpha of the Frost moon pack, hereby declare that Maria Moon is no longer a member of this pack!” I pleaded for them to see the truth but no one cared, they were all blinded by their love for her. I became a rogue, wandered about for days and was unfortunate to attacked by the older rogues. And even more unfortunate to be saved by the quadruplet Alpha's, my Pack rival Alpha's. *** “Isn't she the Beta's daughter of Frost moon pack?" Damien growled as he turned to his brothers. “Definitely, she looks the same even after five years!" Adrien replied as he squatted, cupping my chin harshly on his palm. “She is definitely a spy, let's kill her!" Davian roared, stretching his claws, his stance ready to slaughter. “Don't Davian!" Aidan the oldest amongst the quadruplet echoed, “That’s all the more reason we should keep her close, letting her die is to easy.” He turned to the guards beside him, “Take her to the Pack, she is our Personal maid." Adrien chuckled lightly, a sly smirk appearing across his lips. “Nice idea Aidan. We would make her suffer!" CONTENT WARNING. This book contains explicit scenes, abuses, graphic violence and dark obsessive romance. Readers discretion advised.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

✓ PUBLICATION MASSIVE LE DERNIER JOUR DE CHAQUE MOIS.✓ RÉSUMÉ: "Nous sommes désolés Maria, nous n'avons jamais voulu te blesser. Reviens vers nous!" Ils ont tous tonné. Mais c'était trop tard, j'étais déterminée à les faire payer. *** Je suis Maria Moon, chassée de ma meute à l'âge de dix-huit ans. Tout cela à cause d'une tradition — celle qui stipule que quelle que soit la famille d'où vient la compagne de l'Alpha, toute autre louve de même statut est chassée. Mais tout cela semblait injuste, ça ne devait pas être moi mais elle — ma demi-sœur — Patricia Moon. "Moi, Darren Copper, Alpha de la Meute de la Lune Glacée, déclare par la présente que Maria Moon n'est plus membre de cette meute!" J'ai supplié pour qu'ils voient la vérité, mais personne ne s'en souciait, ils étaient tous aveuglés par leur amour pour elle. Je suis devenue une rogue, j'ai erré pendant des jours et j'ai eu la malchance d'être attaquée par des rogues plus âgés. Et encore plus malchanceuse d'être sauvée par les Alpha quadruplés, les Alpha rivaux de ma meute. *** "N'est-elle pas la fille du Bêta de la Meute de la Lune Glacée?" grogna Damien en se tournant vers ses frères. "Définitivement, elle a le même aspect même après cinq ans!" répondit Adrien en s'accroupissant, saisissant brutalement mon menton dans sa paume. "C'est certainement une espion, tuons-la!" rugit Davian, déployant ses griffes, sa posture prête à massacrer. "Non Davian!" s'exclama Aidan, l'aîné des quadruplés, "C'est d'autant plus une raison pour la garder près de nous, la laisser mourir serait trop facile." Il se tourna vers les gardes à côté de lui, "Emmenez-la à la meute, elle est notre servante personnelle." Adrien ricana légèrement, un sourire narquois apparaissant sur ses lèvres. "Bonne idée Aidan. Nous la ferons souffrir!" AVERTISSEMENT DE CONTENU. Ce livre contient des scènes explicites, des abus, de la violence graphique et une romance sombre et obsessionnelle. Discrétion du lecteur conseillée.