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In a cataclysmic clash with Lucifer, the King of Hell, Asmodeus, the Vampire Emperor, fell in a blaze of glory. Defeated but unbowed, he died with a defiant smile, having pushed the infernal tyrant to his limits. Yet, in a twisted act of cosmic vengeance, Lucifer reincarnated Asmodeus into the frail body of a human child named Blake, setting the stage for a future showdown. Thrust into a chaotic world where summoners wield spirits and forge magical might, Blake must rise from weakness to reclaim his power and shield his newfound family from annihilation. Armed with only a mysterious Grimoire, Blake summons his former vampire lieutenants, each a force of terrifying strength, to carve his path to dominance. As the sinister Demon Towers loom, threatening to unleash untold horrors, Blake’s quest for supremacy becomes a battle for survival. Dive into a thrilling saga of vengeance, redemption, and unrelenting ambition. Will Blake conquer the Demon Towers and herald a new Era of Blood, or will Lucifer’s gambit claim his soul? The Vampire Emperor’s rise begins now. Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Completed Story.

Here, you can see the past and present of the cosmic swarm, the origin of the war-mongering witch tribe, the rise of sea progeny, the birth of giant beasts... And... A world tree cultivation from scratch? ... On her 18th birthday, Baiyi suddenly learns that her family is actually super-rich. After finally coming to terms with the reality and preparing to embrace a new life, another change occurs. The world is destroyed, the apocalypse arrives, and humans are given a lord qualification and randomly thrown into millions of worlds. Good news, her cheat finally arrives, and it's a seemingly powerful genetic weaving. Bad news, others have it too, and theirs seem even stronger. What else can be done? She can only be a support player trying to get by, relying on her cheat to do some farming. But why do her troops start to look so strange? ... I just want to farm properly, so why is it my fault if intruders get taken down by insects/gardeners/crops! What Insect Queen, what original witch, it's all slander! I'm just an ordinary support lord! ps: Female protagonist, single, farming, dedicated to hybridizing all kinds of strange creatures pps: This is a male-oriented novel, if you have not read a male-oriented female protagonist novel before, I'm glad this will be your first.

When a man doesn't act pretentiously, what's the difference between him and a loser? A legendary expert comes to the city, crushing everything in his path!

The heroine is the youngest daughter of the Alpha King, and was originally a little princess held in the palm of her hand, but everything changed on her 10th birthday. Alpha's child was supposed to shift on her 10th birthday, but sadly, her Wolf never showed up and she became a disgrace to the Alpha family, a punching bag, bullied by school bullies while being rejected by her own Mate. She decided to leave the Pack at the age of 15, after leaving, she learned that she was a rare fighting golden Wolf, and then she met her second companion, the strongest Wolf king of the Shadow race, Lycan.

Transported to a garbage-filled planet in the interstellar era, Ji You was so poor she was nearly digging the soil to eat, but... the soil was toxic and inedible... With no other choice, she had to lower her standards and pick up trash and sell scrap, such as these beautiful grass seeds that no one wanted. She gathered them and threaded them into beads to sell online. But once she posted them online, someone left a negative review: 'Selling grass seeds? Are you crazy for money?' Days later, this person was pounding the wall in regret: 'I beg you, sell me a grass seed bead, just one! Just one is enough.' Ji You coldly responded: 'Not selling!' And then there's the sparkling stones lying all over the streets that nobody wanted. She picked them up, polished them into bracelets, and sold them online. People lashed out with their words: 'Selling such broken rocks - have you never seen money?' Days later, those same people were crying and wailing: 'I was blind, I was so shortsighted, to overlook such beautiful and pretty stones. I beg you, sell me one.' Ji You spread her hands: 'Gone.'

The well-known designer from S City, Ye Feifei, saw her glamorous pinnacle of life extinguished completely due to a plagiarism scandal. Luckily, when one door closes, another opens, and in a desperate situation, the "Bad Luck God" suddenly became a "savior"! But, wait a minute, was this really a timely help? They promised to make her an actress, praised her for being beautiful, but she ended up playing a corpse! They promised to give her a fresh start in a variety show, and yet she ended up carrying cameras and doing follow shots! Ye Feifei declared: I’m done! And then, she decisively turned around and walked away. However, just at that moment, the truth behind the plagiarism scandal surfaced, scumbag men and women, I stand against you all! Thus, a grand drama of upgrading and tormenting the scum in the entertainment industry finally began its magnificent unfolding! PS: This is the ultimate clash of Drama Queens, watch the grand drama of leveling up and tormenting scum in the entertainment industry! (Also completed ancient novel "Emperor’s Favor," group 572526177)

Shock! The Eye-Candy of the Entertainment Industry is Reborn as a Top Student! The niece of the Zhang family is said to be the reincarnation of the God of Literature. From childhood to adulthood, she has never scored second place in any exam. Even on the day of a test, when she had a fever of 39.9 degrees, she still effortlessly wrote like a supernatural being—truly amazing. When neighbors talked about this girl, their envy and astonishment were indescribable. This girl was nothing short of a Tsinghua or Peking University candidate; the Zhang family’s ancestors must be smiling from their graves. “Have you heard? That Zhang family girl topped the citywide high school entrance exam again. City No. 1 High School and Experimental High School nearly fought at the Zhang family’s door to recruit her...” “What’s that? The principal of Lanya Noble High School even came with a million yuan to visit her…” The world of a top student is beyond our understanding! —— The world of a top student is very lonely! —— When one possesses unparalleled beauty but lacks status and power to match it, this becomes the root of all suffering. In her past life, Shen You'an refused to compromise with the hidden rules of the entertainment industry. Her life was one of hardship and destitution, ultimately ending in her dying alone on a snowy winter's night on the streets. Once celebrated as the stunning but talentless beauty of the entertainment world, she left quietly and tragically, without drawing attention from anyone. When Shen You'an opened her eyes again, her firefighter father had just passed away in the line of duty. “Ding.” Your System for Top Students has arrived. Please sign for it. She cut her long hair, put on glasses, and concealed her beauty. Thus, she began her journey to becoming a top student. Until she gains the strength to protect her unrivaled beauty, she would rather let her brilliance be hidden than become a target of envy and harm.

Betrayed by her fiancé and sister teaming up, Su Li surprisingly discovers a cute little Tuanzi who claims to be her biological son, along with a fortune of 100 billion US Dollars, instantly becoming the world's richest person! The cute little Tuanzi: "Mama, feel free to spend this 100 billion US Dollars, it's all Future Papa's money." From then on, Su Li starts living a life of endless shopping. One day, Seventh Master Feng sighs: "She says I'm too poor again, what should I do?" Su Li: "I'll support you." -Pure and sweet romance 1V1- How to spend too much money- Female protagonist with superpowers- [Be your own queen, she is the true elite family!]

The former mercenary assassin Chen Tianlong has been asked to be the bodyguard and private doctor of Lin Wushuang, a pretty lady who is still a student. Their stories in the campus begin. "What's wrong, Tianlong?" "Your daughter is not sick, it's just that her Yin Qi is too heavy. The treatment for her is quite simple, find a man with abundant Yang Qi... and let him hold her while sleeping." "This concerns Wushuang's life and death, and I definitely trust Tianlong, so let him try."

Huo Jingchen had a serious paranoid personality disorder, and Zhao Siqing was his psychiatrist. Huo Jingchen had endured it for six years, but he did not dare to get close to her. He thought that he could control himself well, but after just one meeting, Huo Jingchen's face was swollen by himself. "Zhao Siqing is mine, her eyes are mine, and her body is mine. From head to toe, from inside to outside, her hair is mine! " There are hundreds of beauties in the world, but only you are my favorite. The male protagonist is sick, and the female protagonist has medicine. Double Love Letters, welcome to jump into the pit.